The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: 15. Fight fire with fire.
Pen Name: Purelyamuse
Pairing/Character(s): Edward/Cullens
Rating: T
A/N: Eclipse. Edward POV.
Emergency Beta Service: Rags
"She hasn't kissed me in a week. I don't know what I did."
"Maybe it's because you get her wired, then pfft," Alice says.
"That's mean," Rose says.
"I'm protecting her."
"You're an idiot." Emmett doesn't look up from his video game.
"Jasper, got anything helpful to add?"
"When you two are in this house, the sexual tension is out of control. I always have to leave."
"And find me." Alice winks.
"Maybe she's playing hard to get," Esme chimes in.
"Fighting frigidity with frigidity." Not Carlisle, too.
"I'm not frigid."
They're all laughing.
That night I prove them wrong.