I Do Not Own Anything ... except Primal I guess.
Orale... review and enjoy
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"ROOOBIIIN!" Everyone stared in horror as Starfire flew to her lover's aid, smacking the attacker away with a crushing backhand and kneeling beside the hero, tears streaming down her face. "Robin? Robin you must be okay. Friend Raven, you can do the healing of his chest now can you not?"
"I can try." Raven said stepping forward. Several more of the strange aliens dropped from the sky, all landing near the team and screaming for females. "Beast Boy, you Primal and Cyborg take care of theses guys. When I've healed Robin, Cyborg can take him and Starfire to the med bay."
"Got it." Beast Boy nodded, running into battle, morphing into a ram and slamming into one. When he morphed back he shoved his foot into a charging alien's face, and used it as a springboard to fling himself high into the air. "Titans go!" He yelled as he took on the form of a Tyrannosaurus, landing on the ground with a "ROOOOARR!", and knocking a few of them out with his large tail.
Primal grinned and ran straight at Beast Boy, running up his tail all the way to his head and jumping off in a dive, towards the group of aliens and pinning one to the ground as he landed. "Que pedo?" He asked laughing before knocking the thing out with a violent skull cracking headbutt. "Cabron!" The teen cursed angrilly rubbing his forehead. "Dude's head is hard as f-"
"Booyah!" Cyborg laughed, sonic cannon extended and smoke coming from it's wide barrel. "Five down in one shot? Anyone wanna try to top that? They're still six left conscious." The half human smirked as his arm reverted to it's normal form.
"Friend Raven, he is going to be okay yes?" Starfire asked as she gripped onto her leader's hand tightly.
"Yeah Star, he'll be fine." The dark empath said, hands glowing above the motionless Robin. "Iv'e done all that I can. Cyborg! Come and take these two back to the tower!" Raven called standing up. As she walked past the approaching cyborg she blasted an alien with her trademark magic and then slammed it against a wall, all the while calmly making her way to her mate. "I used most of my energy to heal Robin, so I won't be of much help fighting but if you two knock out the rest I can get them to j-"
"Kahkakaka! Kak!" One of the aliens suddenly screamed, whipping drool from it's face and looking at Raven intently as it, along with it's brethren were beamed up on board the huge ship. The large high tech transport quickly flew off, winds from take-off knocking the titans to the ground. Everything became dead silent. No one moved.
"Did we win?" Beast Boy and Primal both asked simultaneously.
"I doubt it." Raven said standing up and then helping her mate to stand as well. "Let's get to the others."
"Yeah... so uhh... should we keep this one?" Primal asked suddenly holding up the unconscious enemy he'd apparently held onto. "Like uhh... interrogate 'em or somethin'?"
The other two looked at the Hispanic with wide eyes and mouth agape. "...Sure... Raven, you go ahead and head home, I'll show Primal where to take this dude." Beast Boy voiced aloud before kissing his girl softly and blushing bright red. "We'll be back at the tower in a few." He continued, taking a step back as she nodded and watching as she engulfed herself in her black energy and teleported away. "So how do you like Jump city?"
"It's sick dude. Probably wouldn't be as awesome without the Titans here though." The newb answered slinging the immobile bad-guy over his shoulder. "I'd only been here about an hour before that thing with the Ternian."
"How'd you get so good at fighting?" The green-teen started as they began their trek to Jump CIty's super villain jail. "Where do your powers come from?"
"This dude Register t-"
"Register? ?"
"Uh yeah. Why?"
"Samuel Register gave you your powers?"
"Yeah dude... WHY?" Primal asked shifting uncomfortably.
"Well... I've had a few problems with the Doc myself. I'm guessing Sakutia was involved?"
"Yeah dude! Haha wicked. You too?"
"I got mine from a green monkey. Parents had to basically splice me to save my life."
"Samuel Register infected me specifically to find a cure. It like... temporarily killed me."
"Whoa... how old were you?"
"I was a baby. The doc kidnapped me from my parents... then like I said. He injected me, tried his cure, dumped me in the trash. And here I am."
"How can you remember this stuff if you were a baby?"
"I have a scrapey past... Long story short my... owners.. gave me some info on who might have 'created' me, and I paid good ol' Sammy register a visit and got the rest of what I needed to know."
"What do you mean your past was scrapey?"
"Uhh... I trust you Beast Boy... I really do, but uhh... Even I have to keep some things to myself." Beast Boy nodded, feeling a bit guilty for prying.
"Why DO you trust me so much?"
"Come on dude. Your practically my brother. Were both animals born of Sakutia."
"So the cure turned you into an animal?"
"Yeah. I'm like... a super animal. Adapt to survive and insanely agile. Plus my senses are kinda chingone too." Primal said through a wide grin.
"How'd you end up speaking spanish anyway dude?"
"I'm Mexican. After he got me from a Mexican family here in the US, Register got the idea to take me too Mexico for the experiment. Since Africa would be wary of him and people would assume he was just on vacation."
"Your life sounds familiar." The green boy said laughing a bit and then nodding his head to the left. "This is where we leave 'em. Evening Officer Branch." Beast Boy said warmly as he entered the building and came face to face with a tall officer with a large brown mustache and sun glasses.
"Happy birthday Beast Boy. Who's the new guy?"
"My names Primal, Officer."
"Whats on your back there son?"
"Uhh... I don't know... a spidery-alien-type thing... it smells weird... want it?"
"We need it locked up tight for interrogation in the morning." Beast Boy said trying not to laugh but failing more and more.
"Can do." With that being said the officer picked the creature up off of the tanner kid with one hand and walked down the hallway whistling. "See yall in the morning."
"Orale." Primal said walking out of the building rather quickly. "Sorry, I feel uncomfortable in those places."
"I wont ask."
"Sick. So... You think you could y'know... talk to Robin about letting me become a Titan? I'm not all that bright I'll admit but I'm a gnarly fighter."
"Yeah dude I'll ask. But for right now lets get home. It's getting late."
"Okay... wanna race?"
...'.;.';./.;.
The Tower doors burst open revealing a panting Primal and a collapsing cheetah of the BB variety. "I *pant* won *pant*" The tan one blurted.
"No." Beast Boy said changing back to his normal form. "I *pant* totally *pant* beat you."
"In your *pant* dreams."
"*pant* Soar loser." Beast Boy retorted jokingly, grin spreading.
"Yeah? *pant* I'd have to have lost to be a soar loser."
"And you lost so -"
"Stop arguing and come blow out your candles." Came Robin's voice.
"Robin! Dude! Are you okay?" The shape-shifter asked running up to his leader/friend. He sat at the table with Raven on his left in a chair, and Starfire and Cyborg to the right of him.
"Yeah I'll be alright." He said from his seat at the table, bandages wrapped around his waist. "Just blow out your candles and wish those things don't come back." The Boy wonder said gesturing to the large chocolate cake in front of him. "Vegan friendly."
"You guys rock." Beast Boy said smiling before blowing out the candles. "Present time!"
"We havent even eaten yet." Raven said rolling her eyes.
"Did you WANT some of that nasty egg-less and milk-less cake?" Cyborg asked his friend as he poked the dessert in question. Everyone save for the two animals sweat dropped and shook their heads 'no' without hesitation.
"Present time." Robin agreed. "Happy birthday Beast Boy." He said laughing as he tossed a small box wrapped in green and purple paper towards the shape-shifter. Beast Boy practically squealed in excitement as he savagely ripped the paper to shreds and tore the top half of the box away, sending it flying into the wall nearby. He looked inside and his eyes widened, smile enveloping his face. "Hawaii!"
"... Surely you are mistaken as the island state of Hawaii could not possibly fit in such a small box." Starfire said looking perplexed.
"No... Buuuuuuut two round trip tickets can!" Beast Boy yelled excitedly, pulling his mate close to his side, causing her to blush. In the background Cyborg frowned slightly.
"Uhh... this is awkward.." He said laughing nervously.
"Whys that?" Raven asked with a raised brow, but it dropped back as her impressive intelligence was able to deduce what was wrong. "Oh..."
"What? What do you mean 'oh'?" Beast Boy asked, confused.
"Here..." Cyborg said chuckling and rubbing the back of his neck. Beast Boy opened it and began to laugh loudly, pulling out two more round trip tickets to Hawaii. "Hahahahaha that's awesome! Hahahaha Thanks guys! Two trips to Hawaii AND the look on your faces was priceless!"
"Shut up and open your last present." Cyborg grumbled, crossing his arms even though a small smile was making it's way onto his face.
"Oh yes friend Beast Boy! You will be most happy to know that I did not purchase you the tickets to Hawaii as friend Cyborg and boyfriend Robin did!" Starfire said, blissfully unaware of the frowns she'd caused on the two aforementioned titans. She smiled brightly as she extended her arms and presented him with a thick and very old looking purple and grey book with a red ribbon tied around it.
"A book?" Beast Boy asked confused, pulling the unnecessary ribbon off and turning the book in different ways as if it would change it into something more interesting.
"Open it! I think you will do the changing of your attitude!" Starfire squeaked gleefully. The green teen sweat dropped but nodded and opened the book to a random page. "Hey! This is the wierd animal I turned into on Tamaran!"
"Yes! It is a book on the many creatures that inhabit my home-world. I have translated it into english wording so you could understand it better. Maybe it could aid in your battles to come?"
"That'd be awesome! Thanks Starfire!" He said grinning and holding his arms up and apart, allowing her to crush him to near-fakedeath with her signature hug.
"That does remind me though... what WAS that thing that attacked us?" Robin asked seriously.
"Oh... that was a Zahkorion." Starfire said thoughtfully, letting her green friend go.
"How do you know that Starfire?" Primal asked, cake on the corner of his mouth.
"They are a very well know people outside of this world. They ravage other planets, but instead of simply destroying it or taking it over..."
"They take it's populations females." Raven answered calmly.
"WHAT!?" Was the group response, save for Raven and Starfire.
"You heard it. That's what they kept screaming." The empath said nodding.
"Let's talk about this in the morning. It's Beast Boy's birthday." Robin said sighing.
"Yeah... so what's Hawaii?" Primal asked, sniffing the tickets curiously. Beast Boy grinned before starting his explanation.
"It's a state. Perfect place for a vaca... Rob? How am I supposed to use these? We don't get vacations. Heroes never rest remember?"
"I've actually already contacted Thunder and Lightning to take your places. You'll be leaving next month."
"...On what day?" Cyborg asked.
"... 14th..."
"Damnit."
"Really Cyborg? Yours too?" Cyborg only nodded as a response.
"...Guess I'll just take two more." Beast Boy said with a shrug. "Primal... we can't have too many of the Teen Titans gone at once so why don't you come?"
"Really? You sure dude? I haven't exactly known you very long or anything."
"Hey dude, were practically blood brothers. Sakutia blood, animal DNA'd brothers."
"Wicked."
"So you'll come?"
"Sure dude!"
"Just find someone to take before next month." Beast Boy said grinning.
"Gnarly... so... uh... this city have a skate shop? I'm dying without a board dudes." Primal said looking around to anyone who may have an answer. Raven nodded her head in affirmation.
"There's one near the book store I frequent. It's called 'Jump on boards'." She said with a slight smirk.
"... That's seriously corny... Any idea about what they may carry? Pro brands or just their own little decks?"
"It's a small place... I think they only have 'JOB' equipment."
"... Even cornier... But I guess It'll have to do for now."
"Hey Rob... think Primal can be a Titan?" Beast Boy asked with big eyes aimed at his leader.
"An honorary Titan... I see no reason why n-"
"Uhh... a full fledged Teen Titan." Beast Boy specified, his and Primal's fingers crossed in anticipation.
"...Sure." Robin conceded with a small sweat drop above his brow. "Get some sleep everybody. "Happy Birthday Beast Boy. Sorry it didn't go the way you wanted." Robin said as he walked away. "And welcome to the team Primal. Cyborg will show you where your room is."
"Come on broke-deck." Cyborg said motioning towards the hall as he walked away from everyone. "You can have Terra's old room"
"What's a Terra?" The newest Titan asked running to catch up.
'An evil whore bitch.' Anger yelled inside Ravens mind, making her smirk.
"An old friend." Beast Boy said, arm draped over his girlfriend. "Right Rae?"
"She was okay." The empath said with a shrug.
'When she wasn't ogling my green beast!' Brave yelled.
"Oh." Was all Primal said as he dissapeared behind the door to the main hall.
'Shes back Raven..' Love said seriously. 'Shes awake again.'