I am updating within a year. OHMIGOD THE WORLD IS ENDING! Also the picture for the story is supposed to be Boaris.

Once my father got over his shock and stopped apologizing, he led me around camp. He was explaining the history and customs.

"The camp was founded by Lady Medusa in 1937 when us monsters got tired of being killed with no chance of winning." He explained.

I bit my lip to stop myself from pointing out that Theseus had no chance against him, but he won against all odds, and that a lot of monsters won in the Greek myths.

"As for the cabin's," my father continued, "you usually stay with your brothers and sisters, of which there should be many, but you have none. You get your own cabin. It is an extension of the barn and currently inhabited by the boars." He opened the door to said cabin, and it was simple, yet awesome to me. There was a gigantic bed in the center of the room, and scattered around on the floor was straw and pigs, quite big and all boars. "Like it?" My father asked.

"I LOVE it!" I said with glee.

One of the boars looked up from where he was dozing. A new master? I heard in my head.

"Yes," I responded, "I will be staying in this cabin with you guys."

The boars got up to greet me, none as fast as a runt, who said HiMaster! It'sSOOOGreatToMeetYou!

"Calm down, and don't call me master, please. Call me Asterion, it's my real name." I responded, picking up the boar. "What's your name, young one?"

I'm Boaris, Boaris the Boar! The runt replied.

"You're a handsome boar, Boaris the Boar." I told him.

My father punched my shoulder, and said, "Time for dinner."

Can I come? Boaris piped up.

"If it was up to me, yes. I'm not sure though. Can he?" I asked my father.

"No." Came the simple answer.

I put Boaris down on the bed. "See you after dinner then pigs."

My father led me to the mess hall in silence. I gasped when I saw it. It was beautiful, showing a octagonal table in the center of the room, and a large table at the back. "Sit down, food will magically come to you." He grunted.

I sat down next to a girl with green hair and out of the corner of my eye saw Boaris slinking up to the mess hall, obviously trying to be stealthy.

"So, who's your parent?" The green-haired girl asked.

Tearing my gaze away from Boaris, I said something real intelligent like "Oh, ummm." This was because several of her green locks were nibbling on her ear. They weren't actually locks, but rather snakes.

Green-haired girl laughed and said, "My mom's Medusa. I'm Snakella. What's your name then, Son of Ummm?"

I grinned. Snakella didn't seem so bad. "I'm Asterion. My dad is-"

"Let me guess- a hydra?"

We both collapsed in a fit of giggles.

"What's wrong with being a Hydra child?" Asked another camper, who was obviously part-Hydra.

I managed to contain myself and said "Hi, I'm Asterion."

Hydra-Boy grinned and said, "I'm Tri-Head. My Hydra Mom wasn't very imaginative," He said, referring to his three human heads, "I can guess you're part bull?"

"And half god." I replied.

Snakella and Tri-Head gasped. "You mean, you're not half human?" Snakella hissed.

Whoa. Way to get violent. "Yeah, my mom is Hecate."

They both jumped off the bench, hissing. At least, Tri-Head was, Snakella was silent, but her hair was hissing.

"Snakella! Tri-Head! Why are you standing!" The manticore I saw earlier said as he walked by.

They both grudgingly sat down.

"Magic-User! You aren't welcome here!" Tri-head told me. Snakella looked like she agreed.

Wonderful! I thought, I've been here an hour, and two people already hate me.

My father cleared his throat. "We have a new camper, My son, Asterion, who's mother is Hecate."

All of the campers began complaining.

"SILENCE!" I waited for my father to tell them not to make fun of me for it. He just sat down.

None of the campers passed the food to me. They ignored me, or made fun of me. Boaris was waiting outside. We started walking back to my cabin, before I figured out I had NO idea where the cabin was. Boaris led me back.

As I curled up in bed, Boaris next to me, I said to him, "You can come with me to breakfast, at least I'd have someone to talk to who wouldn't make fun of me."

Why were they making fun of you? Boaris asked.

"I'm the son of Hecate." I replied and Boaris gasped. I flinched, thinking he too, now hated me.

That is so cool! Do you know any magic spells? Boaris asked, obviously exited.

I chuckled, glad I hadn't lost my only friend. "No, I don't."

I do! He replied. It's 'Gar tuht river, ger te rheged'.

I repeated the incantation. I instantly felt calmer. I looked at Boaris, "What does it mean?"

It's translation is 'Go to the river, you'll come to the fairyland.' That's in Cumbric, by the way.

I smiled at him, "Thanks."

I slept peacefully, not knowing that my world would be thrown on it's side tommorrow.

OHMIGOD! I wrote all of this under the influence of the band Nightwish. Listen to them, the are awesome. Listen to Last of The Wilds and The Crow, The Owl and the Dove. They are my favorites. Also, the next update will probably be by tommorrow.