I only own Primal. I do not Own Teen Titans. I'm not sure who does. I can only speculate that they are very VERY happy.

Well... here goes

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Primal awoke to the face of the Joker grinning at him from across a metal table with leather straps holding down his wrists. They were in a large dark room with metal walls and an old teddybear laying in the farthest corner of the room, right eye hanging by a thread and stuffing begining to poke out of it's right leg. Primal looked back to the clown in front of him and growled.

"Where's Argent?"

SMACK!

Primal looked down at the red mark on his face and raised an eyebrow. "Wheres my teammate!?" The Joker looked at him with cold eyes before bursting into violent fits of laughing.

"What would you say if I told you that she was swimming with the fishes?"

"I'd ask if you made her wait at least an hour after she ate, now where is she!?"

"Hahahahaha I'm quite serious! She's dead. Pushing daisies. Violently ripped apart by a pair of vicious hyenas." He cackled, tears rolling down his jubilant face.

"I know she's alive. Now tell me where she is." Primal growled. "Tell me before YOUR violently ripped apart!"

"Nope." He replied, crossing his arms and turning in his seat, right leg atop the other.

"TELL ME!"

"Nope, don't wanna."

"CHINGA TU MADRE MARICON FUCKING TELL ME!"

"No." The maniac said standing. "My god your so borrrrring. Come on let's see a smile." Joker said walking over to where his captive sat seething. He used his two index fingers to make a smile appear on Primals face and laughed. "See!? Isn't that better SK8 Boy?"

"Tell me wh-"

CRACK!

The Joker pulled his brass knuckle-clad fist back and frowned as he wiped the blood off. He looked at the unconscious teen in confusion and grinned. "Now how can we make you more fun..."

"Bastard!" Primal yelled agnrilly.

"Werent you just taking a nap. Jeez, no wonder your so cranky." Joker droled rolling his eyes and crossing his arms once more.

"Let me out! WHERE'S ARGENT!"

"I poisoned her. Just like I did to you." The Joker said casually, looking at the flower on his purple jacket with interest. "Your dying."

"Bull. I can't be posioned."

"Can't be poisoned huh..." With that the Joker pulled out an oversized mallet and smashed it against the side of Primal's head violently. The Joker pulled the flower and aimed it towards the hero in front of him, spraying out a yellow smoke just as the animal awoke in a thrashing rage.

"DAMNIT LEMME GO!" Primal screamed angrilly.

"Come on, let's hear a little laughing." The lunatic said snearing.

"Give me Argent now!" Primal roared snapping the straps and standing on wobbly legs. The Joker laughed and calmly walked down to a door, kicking it open and motioning for Primal to follow him.

"She's in here." The villain grinned, and Primal could clearly see Argent's crumpled form in the corner. His legs immediatly quit shaking and he poured on the speed, arriving by his friend's side almost instantaniously.

"Argent? You okay? Le's go." The skater put his hand on the girl and his eyes whidened as he realized that she was skaking with laughter. "Argent?"

"Hahahahahahaha! It's just so funny y'know?" She giggled standing with her head turned. "I mean, here I am. And your here tooooo, and we just... y'know. CLICK" She said whidening her own eyes and flicking her fingers at the last word.

"Pinche bastard! What'd you do to Argent!?"

"Relaaaaaaax, I'm saving myself for marriage. Hahahahahaha!" Argent said grinning as she slumped over onto her leader.

"Argent what's wrong?" Her leader asked tenderly as the Joker's laughter filled the air. Primal growled but just picked up his crush and ran in the opposite direction of his captor, anger filling his eyes.

'How dare you run!' A voice yelled in his head, obviously enraged beyond reason. 'It hurt our Argent! Kill it!'

'Arent conscionceses supposed to be polite?'

'I'm no conscience!'

'Then shut up and let me take care of my friend!' After a few minutes of running, and desperatly wishing he had his board, the voice spoke up again.

'Sit her down.' Primal stopped running abrubtly, looked around to see that he had managed to run to the very edge of gotham. He stepped into a convinoently located abandened arcade, immediatly growling as he saw five pale men all staring at him with cold eyes. Then grinning maliciously as their digusting faces took in his teammates unconscious form.

"Brought us a gift huh?" One laughed.

"Just leave it by the door, the labs out back." Said a tall skinny man, standing and walking foreward.

'He wants our mate.' The voice growled. Primal's eyes whidened and he gently laid the girl on the floor by the door.

"I'll be right back." He whispered as he reached foreward to touch her face. The second he made contact however, his eyes whidened as a terrible pain shot through his veins like lightning. "AHHHHHHHH!" The teen screamed in agony, falling foreward and feeling numbness take hold of his right arm. The one still touching his love's face.

"P-prim-mal?" The girl asked opening her eyes slowly.

"AAAAAHHAAAAA AHHH! HA! HAHAHAHAHAAH!" Primal's horrible screams of pain slowly shifted into a manic laughter, filling the dark room with a dense stillness. No one daring to move as the laughter finally began to subside.

"Primal? Primal are you okay?" Argent asked, cupping the hand on her face with her own.

"Hehehehe siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii miiiiiiiiiii boniiiiiiiiiiiiita."

"What the hell was that about? You went and woke the girl up!" The tall pale man yelled, grabbing Primal by the shoulder. Primal stood to face him, face downcast, and the girl behind him staring with wide eyes and trembling features.

"Hahahaha, yeeeeeeeeah I did." Primal answered, cocking his head to the side as he grinned. "She IS mine after all."

"Yours? Buddy you better watch your mouth." The man said pulling out a switch blade.

"Orrr? Hahahaha, you'll doooooo what exactly? Hehehehehehe."

"Need me to show you?" The goon said taking a step foreward.

SMLAT!

Primal grinned wide and put his hand on his collar bone as he stared at the unmoving form infront of him, slumped over and bleeding profusely.

"Huuuumans break so easy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One of yoooou four." The loony Primal said pointing to the other men in the room. "Pull out a ... cabron what're they called? Ah chingatha... a... a gun! That's it! Hahahaha yeah grab a gun!"

"Primal stop. Something's wrong with you." Argent said standing. She looked at him with a concerned expression and the hispanic teen only laughed.

"Your funny Toni." Primal said turning back to see that each man had indeed pulled a firearm of some sort. "Heres the rules. Hehehe You all shoot at me when I-"

BANG BANG

Primal's eyes flashed dangerously as he appeared by the man who'd shot too early.

"NOT YET! WHAT IF YOU HIT ARGENT!? I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU THEN! NOW WAIT UNTIL I EXPLAIN THE RULES!" The man nodded several times and Primal grinned, patting the man on the back. "Okay, so I'm gonna walk over there to that corner and pffft hahahahahahahahahahaha! S-sorry dudes hahaha hehehe I got the giggles hehe. Anyway haha uhh... What was I saying?"

"Y-your g-gonna stand in the corner?" The fearful man provided meekly.

"Yeah!" Primal said grinning. "Thanks pendejo." He continued, smashing a clawed fist into the man's face. A resounding crack sounded in the room, bouncing off the walls and forcing the man's pain to practically be reverberated around for his friends.

"Screw this! Shoot 'em both!" One yelled angrily.

"PRIMAL!" Argent screamed.

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Raven glared at her blonde guest with disdain.

'She wants our Beast Boy' Anger snarled. 'Snap the bitch's neck.'

'We can't do that..' Timid aruged meekly. 'She's Beast Boy's friend.'

'Timid is right.' Knowledge agreed. 'We can't just kill her.'

'We kill the aliein rapist pigs!' Anger spat.

'It's not the same.' Knowledge argued. 'By destroying the Zahkorions were protecting the universe from a horrible fate.'

'And by killing Terra we'd protect the world from contracting thousands of new STD's' Rude said before burping loudly. 'There's an idea. Let's let the Zah-whatevers take her, then when they ... take her hahahaha that's funny, they'll get whatever diseases she has and die out on there own.'

'Two birds one stone..' Brave said thoughtfully.

'Shut up all of you.' Raven thought, pinching the bridge of her nose and sighing out loud. She was in the living room with a book in her hand, a good book. One of her favorites in fact, but her attention was far from it's mythical world. She was instead focused completely on the blonde haired ex-heroine currently channel surfing.

"So... where are all the others?" Terra asked looking at the empath with a curious expression. The amythyst-eyes girl lowered her book to consider the girl for a moment. Only a moment.

"They went to the arcade." She replied dryly , trying to get back into the literary genius she held in her hand.

"Oh.. so it's just us?"

'WAS THAT A THREAT!?' Anger yelled in Raven's mind, eyes splitting into four red slits. 'Let me out so I can show her the power of Rage!'

'Enough.' Raven commanded.

'The whore must die!'

'I said shut up!' Raven tried again, begining to lose her temper.

'I won't hold my toung for the sake of a slut's re-'

"So you and Beast Boy huh? Can't say I didn't see it coming." Terra interupted.

"..."

'huh?' Rude asked from nevermore.

"Y-you what?" Raven asked, shocked.

"Yeah. When I was alone with him one time he accidently called me Raven."

"Alone with him?" Raven said, eyes narrowing.

"Calm down Raven. Sheesh we were just hanging out and you werent even dating at the time. Heck, we both thought you hated him."

"Hated him?"

"Yeah, you did kinda treat him... horribly." Terra admitted sheepishly. "Honestly I'm not to happy about the outcome of everything... I really missed the boat but... I guess I was just a rebound anyway."

"A rebound? Beast Boy didn't date anyone before you."

"No, but he'd already fallen, and then had his heart broken by you before he met me."

"And you would you know that? Beast Boy told me that he'd never admitted to anyone about his feelings towards me."

"No he didn't. But when someone looks at a girl and their eyes instantly darken to a heartbroken depression filled smog, there arent many other plausible reasons."

"You talk a little different than you used to. More..."

"Sophisticated? I've been in school for the last year Raven."

"..." Raven nodded. 'Azar has it really been that long?'

"I know you still hate me.." Terra said seriously, but almost sadly. "I... I guess I can't really blame you."

"I never said I hated you."

"Your eyes shoot daggers any time I enter a room." The blonde said with a dull expression.

"I-"

EER EER EER EER

"Trouble." Raven said standing quickly.

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Cyborg opened his communicator to see Argent's distressed face staring at him.

"Were in Ground city hospital!" She said urgently. "Something's really wrong with Primal! We need your help!"

"Hold on hold on girl. What happened?"

"The Joker captured us, he dumped me in some wierd chemical, then I was suddenly waking up to find Primal touching my face and screaming in pain. He started acting all crazy after that, then these dudes shot 'im and now 'e's laying in the hospital bed laughing like the Joker! The doctors don't know what to do! Youv'e gotta 'elp 'im!"

"On my way."

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Argent closed her communicator and looked at her friend with sad eyes. 'Primal... what's wrong with you?' She shook her head and closed her eyes as a sigh escaped her lips.

'I'm sorry Toni...' His voice said in her head. Argent's eyes instantly snapped open and she stared at Primal, only to see he was still giggling and was now chewing on his right index finger.

"Primal?"

'I'm sorry that I'm actin so weird.'

'Great I'm hearing things...'

'Uhh... no your not?' The voice ... voiced.

'Well your not Primal. He's on the bed, going insane.'

'Argent listen... I think I absorbed whatever chemical or poison the Joker infected you with. What my body's doing now, is basically what you were doing when I found you.'

'I was laughing?'

'You were scaring me. You were talking wierd and you just seemed hysterical.'

'I was talking?'

'Well yeah... is that bad?'

'That depends .. what'd I say?'

'Uhh... you said... and I quote ,Hahahahahahaha! It's just so funny y'know, I mean, here I am. And your here tooooo, and we just... y'know. CLICK. Then I got mad and cussed at the Joker a little. Then you said Relaaaaaaax, I'm saving myself for marriage. Hahahahahaha! But you passed out after.'

'...'

'Argent... I'll leave you alone if you want..'

'no. Hearing your voice helps.'

'Helps? Uhh... no int-'

'No intiendo?' Argent giggled a little and smiled. Primal's body suddenly stopped it's strange behavior and gave the girl a genuine smile before closing it's eyes and falling asleep, smile still in place. "Primal?" No response. She stood and walked over to her teammate and gently shook his shoulder. "Manuel?" The sleeping teen shrugged his shoulder and pulled the girls arm under his head, arms wrapped around it like a pillow.

"Mmmmm." He then opened his mouth wide and yawned, in the way puppies often do. "Te amo mi Toni." He muttered in his sleep, causing Argent to blush.

"Going crazy huh?" Cyborg's voice asked smugly. "Crazy? Or crazy over you?" He teased walking into the room. Argent blushes brighter and nodded a greeting to the hero.

"Zona de gangstas, Esto si es el mundo reaaaaaal" Primal sang softly, still very much asleep.

"Wha'?" Cyborg asked staring.

"Noy llegaron los players Ma muevelo. Ooooh. Zona de gangstas, Todo mi solado that's riiight" Argent laughed and rolled her eyes as Primal began stretching to wake up. He jumped up out of the bed and immediatly began stretching his muscles, in a non-too human way. He opened his eyes, mid-stretch, and grinned brightly. "Buenas dias Argent. Cyborg."

"Welcome back." She said laughing.

"Tell me what happened Primal." The mechanical teen said raising a brow. "After the Joker got you."

"Uhh... I woke up in a room with 'em. The dude said he poisoned me and Argent. But I can't be poisoned. He let me go. I found Toni on the ground laughing. She was acting kind of like the Joker himself. Then I took her away and sat her down in an arcade. Some dudes threatened her. So I sat her down, but when I touched her cheek... It's like I absorbed the poison and went insane."

"I see... anything else?"

"Not really. Oh! My voice came back."

"Your what?" Argent asked confused.

"My uhh voice? In my head." The girl's eyes whidened and she frowned.

"You never told me about a voice."

"Is it bad? He's like a conscience or something."

'Hahahahahahaha noooooooooooooooooooooope.' The voice said, talking in the voice Primal had when he was under the poison's influence.

"What does uhh.. he say?" Cyborg said, exchanging a look with Argent.

"He doesnt say much. I havent heard from him since I was in the c-" His eyes whidened and he gave Argent a strange look. Using his eyes to practically beg her for help. "I remember what happened... when I escaped..."

EER EER EER EER EER

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Raven, Beast Boy, Speedy, Aqualad, and Terra all arrived at the bank in time to find Cheshire the japanease assasin girl, fighting a tall, thin Zahkorion with yellow symbols painted along his body and face.

"Only one?" Aqualad asked with a raised brow.

"Yeah but who's the girl?" Terra asked. "Is she a super hero?"

"No." Speedy grumbled. "She's an assasin."

"Well we still gottah save her." Beast Boy said running out ahead and slamming into the attacking alien as a rhinoe.

"Zahhhh." It drawled, lifting the large green animal and throwing it back, over it's shoulder. Green animal at bay, the rapist continued it's assault on the asian girl. "Kahhhk." It groaned, swiping a long arm at her.

Cheshire dodged it easily and jumped high in the air, slashing the menace across the face with her metal claws.

"Kaaaaah." Came the monsters gruff voice, obviously un-phased. It suddenly kneed the girl in the stomache and she, still mid-air, coughed violently before being slammed down by two hard fists.

"Ugh!" She cried out as her body landed mercilessly against the hard concrete.

Citizens were screaming and fleeing the scene, cars were honking, cops were yelling orders, and why was Terra even HERE!? Hadn't she already proven to be a traitor!?

"Azerath Metrion Zinthos. Azerath Metrion Zinthos." Raven repeated, trying to gather her concentration. But UGH! All these irritating noises! It was infuriating! 'Shut up.' She thought bitterly. ' . . . !'

Speedy shot four arrows in rapid succesion, all hitting the extra-large alien in the chest as he ran foreward and tended to the downed villainess.

"You okay?" He asked, making sure to keep an eye on the enemy.

"..." She looked up, cat mask blocking eye contact. She pushed the boy back and suddenly vanished, all but the smile and eyes of her mask.

"What are y-"

"Kaaahk!" The monster yelled, swiping it's arms around frantically in an attempt to ward off the several slashes it was now being assaulted with.

Terra flew foreward on a rather large floating rock at a fast pace, jumping off and launching it at the zahkorion. It screamed as it was knocked to the ground but got up immediatly, finally slamming it's invisable attacker away in the process. Cheshire became visable again as she flew through the air, slamming into Terra and knocking them both to the ground in a heap.

'Why is the Traitor fighting!?' Anger screamed in Raven's head, turning into Rage.

'She'd probably give it what it wanted anyway.' Brave spat angrilly. Brave was tough, that was for sure, but she was never angry like this. Rage's influence was starting to effect Raven's emotions already. Much longer and Knowledge was sure they'd all snap.

"KAKAKAKAKAH!" The large female obssessed alien screamed loudly.

"ENOUGH!" Raven screamed, four red slits for eyes. Her voice as it was when she almost killed doctor light, an almost hissing whisper, even though it was dangerously loud. "Rapist." She began, icily. She was now about fifteen feet tall. "Go to Hell." She finished almost smoothly, for a hissing demon. Raven flung her hands foreward and long black tendrills extended from under her cloak stabbing into the opponent and dragging it closer.

"KAAAAAAHK!" The monster screamed, fear evident in it's horrible cries. It dropped to the ground on it's front, clawing at the ground in a vain attempt to escape a horrible death. "KAA! KAHHH! AAK! AK!"

Beast Boy watched as the large alien was easily dragged to the girl of his dreams and then violently smashed into the ground. 'Rae?' He thought to himself. Raven's opponent began to disolve into a blackness that was materializing on the ground below it and just helplessly continued to scream bloody murder. "Rae... "

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Soooooo any good?