Peter Griffin was sitting on the couch, watching television by himself as his family was out, and his friends weren't present, with the Family Guy having to wait for a funny moment to cutaway to. Suddenly he heard some burping and farting, getting him interested as he was a fellow gas passer, heading into the kitchen to see Captain Blubber belching loudly and Humba Wumba farting bassy poots.
"Holy crap!" Peter exclaimed as he placed his hands on his head. "This reminds me of the time was in a fetish story!"
And then there was no cutaway gag, making Peter sad. Humba began fanning the air from her flatulence as Capt. Blubber patted his pirate hippo belly.
"Aye lad, you got any doubloons on ye? I could use a new vehicle." Blubber asked as he faced Peter.
"Humba wish to test new spell on fat man after getting this fart gas out of Humba's system," Humba said while referring to herself in third person.
"Don't you mean smell?" Peter corrected as he let out a wimpy fart, groaning as he was on the verge of crying. "Oh come on, I'm always the master of classical gas! What is up with me?"