Rosario+Vampire Birthing Chaos
Chapter 2
A/N: Chapter 2 of this Co-Op story. This chapter will start out with Adam, then shift back to Tsukune and Dan as they get ready for the Entrance Ceremony. BEAR IN MIND THAT MANY DESCRIPTIONS WILL BE CANON. Including meeting Moka…Just not with Tsukune.
Bored eyes scanned the computer screen, and sighed. He finished setting everything up, and closed the laptop up, setting it into his bag. Looking back, Adam eyed his alarm clock. '5:45. Time to rock and roll.' He grabbed the bag and stood up, walking towards the door of his large house, closing and locking the door. He turned and jumped as his mother was looking up at him from the concrete stairs. "Holy shit!" he shouted.
She shook her head and smiled, pulling her son into a hug. "Be careful, alright? I don't want to hear that you've been expelled or worse. Keep in touch."
"Yeah…" He hugged his mother, then released her as he ran down the street to his bus stop, four bags on his shoulders and hands.
And he reached the bus stop, bus rolling to a stop. "Heh, good mornin' Boy. Nice way of you to nearly kill your buddy last night."
"It is what it is. Can you tell me something though?"
"Why did you two have to take separate busses?"
"Yeah."
"Can't tell you. Fate just turned out that way." With that, the bus rolled into motion early in the morning. "And be thankful that you got the earlier time. Took longer than your friend because of traffic."
"I think he wanted to kill me when his I-pod died."
"You had something to do with it?" The bus driver asked as he looked back at Adam with his Mirror.
"….Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe." the teen said none-too-innocently.
The bus driver shook his head and drove off into the nearest tunnel.
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It was roughly 8 in the morning, and Dan and Tsukune were sitting at the Entrance Ceremony, side by side. Dan was sitting with arms and legs crossed as he quick whipped back every time someone walked through the doors; rage was beginning to stew in him.
Tsukune noticed this, and looked at him with a blank look. "What's wrong, Dan?"
"He's. LATE."
"Who?"
"Adam. He said he'd be here in time for the god damn Ceremony, and I don't see his fat ass anywhere. I'll KILL him if he lied to me!"
"Isn't that a little harsh?"
"Nope. It's fitting, not to mention we make threats like that all the time."
"Oh, I see…"
"But, on the bright side, at least the women are hot!" His eyes scanned the area around him and eyed the women with a perverted smirk on his face. "Especially the lady with the lavender hair." He said, eyeing a woman with an un-fitting attire; a shoulderless sweatshirt, black bra straps, the usual skirt, and two-toned striped purple thigh-high stockings. Tsukune followed his eye and nodded. "I agree, but..."
"But…?"
"Shouldn't we be worried about schooling instead of girls?"
"You say that now, but, my friend, are sorely mistaken." Dan said, nodding firmly. "I'll show you how America does school at one point or another. That's where Adam comes in. He will help me with everything I need."
((MEANWHILE, IN THE DEAD FOREST OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL, A LARGE TEENAGER SNEEZED. VICIOUSLY.))
"Did you hear that?"
"I do believe…That is the answer of the question "If a tree falls down and no one is around, does it make a sound?" Answer is, obviously, yes."
"How did that factor into anything?"
"Don't know. It just felt fitting at the time."
"I'll never understand you." Tsukune sighed.
"Welcome to Everyone Else's world. Even Adam doesn't understand the half-stupid shit I do or say, but the same can be said from me to him." Dan's eyes never left the purple hair in the crowd.
"You're not some creepy stalker guy, are you?" (Cetra: OHHHH THE IRONY!)
"Tsukune, you woundeth me! I would never stalk a woman; I'll just quietly follow them home."
"Isn't that the same…?"
"Of course not! Stalkers leave messages and gifts – I don't. I just make sure they're safe."
"Riiiiiiiight."
"In all seriousness though, her face…It's…addicting, and it reminds me of something. I just can't put my finger on it."
"Any inkling of what it could be?"
"The eyes…they remind me of my own." He said cryptically.
Tsukune shook his head and turned as a teacher had walked up to the podium to begin a long-winded speech.
"Ugh." Adam shook his head and wiped his brow. "Unnecessarily hot out here." He muttered, brown eyes scanned the area, anger crossing over his lethargy. However, the squeaking noises that he's been hearing has also been…egging him on. "Why the hell did I not bring a weapon with me?"
A bat flew overhead of him with an ear-piercing screech, causing Adam to look up at the sky, startled. Sighing, he shook his head and sighed. "Frickin' sleep deprivation." He turned to walk again, but was prevented as he didn't notice the bell ringing of a Bicycle, the cry of "COMING THROUGH!" and then the solid connection of a bicycle wheel to his back….
The rider went flying through the air as Adam slid hard on the ground and almost threatened to pass out. When he came to, however, he felt something…soft land on his head. Patting at his head, only to feel cloth, with his eyes shooting wide open as a soft moan came out, and he skid out from underneath the figure..Then saw her butt hit the ground. He scratched his now free head and said offhandedly "That brings a new definition to the phrase Asshat."
He walked up to her, and knelt down, placing a gentle hand upon 'er shoulder. "You alright?"
"Y-Yes…I got dizzy from my anemia." Her emerald eyes made contact with his, and that's when he realized something – just how god damn gorgeous this woman was before him. Cotton-candy pink hair, and a figure that was not extremely outrageous, just enough to catch and keep people's attention, like it was doing to Adam. "Do you need any help…?" he asked, keeping his eyes strictly on her own, unaware that she was eyeing the blood coming from his forehead and nose.
"B-Blood." She stuttered out, before saying "I can't help myself when I smell it. It's just because I'm a vampire~" Then Closing in on his neck, biting hard.
CHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
Adam's eyes rocketed to plate-sizes, as he stared down at the cotton-candy haired fidgeting. She released him, and looked at him shyly. "I'm…I'm sorry. But your blood – it smelled so sweet…Tasted just as such." She looked down at the ground, and fidgeted. "Do..Do you hate Vampires?"
Cocking a brow, and getting over the initial shock, Adam rose to his feet. "Vampire, huh? I've never met one until now…" he chose his words carefully.
"Oh? Then, would…you be my first friend~?" She asked, tilting her head to the side, following Adam's movements as he knelt down.
"Sure, why not." Moving to pick his stuff up was a bad idea, apparently, as Moka had proceeded to tackle-hug him as he got back up.
"Thank you! I am Moka Akashiya!" the vampire shouted as she
"You know, Miss Moka, that if anyone were to walk in on us like this, that it would seem to be…dirty." He said with a dry smirk.
"O-Oh! I'm sorry!" She jumped off of him, and helped him up as he picked up his stuff again, along with her own.
"Adam Hendrix."
With that, the two walked off into the dead forest.
In the classroom, there was at least 3 open seats in the classroom. The teacher had long since walked in, and scanned over her attendance sheet; Dan's previous statement of 'Most of the women being sexy' had held – Shizuka Nekonome was, in both Dan's and Tsukune's point of view, quite attractive, to put it mildly.
"Tsukune, what I it about Japanese girls that make them so much more attractive than American?" Dan said outloud.
"Probably because of the bad food they eat?"
"Good point. Want to help me take down McDonalds?"
Tsukune sat in the first row from the window, Dan next to him, there was two open seats between Tsukune, and a third in front of Dan. Behind Dan, a bluenette with an impressive bust glared at the two males – insulting, perhaps? Not quite.
'How dare they think the rest of these trashy women are attractive…!' she thought viciously.
Feeling the eyes melt iron in the back of Dan's thick skull, he bends backwards to look at the woman upside down. "Problem, Blue?"
"N-No…" She replied, a little shocked.
"Keep the Ki* to yourself. I can feel the back of my skull melting."
She didn't say anything after that, and looked off to the side.
The cat-demon teacher smiled and nodded. "If you're done bantering, I'd like to start by saying Welcome to Youkai Academy, the school built for monsters, by monsters! Here, you will learn how to co-exist with those humans. There are two rules you must keep in mind – You must maintain your human form as much as possible, and you must not reveal your True Form!"
Dan and Tsukune were lost in their own little words as they both thought simultaneously 'Monsters?' Tsukune terrified by the thought, Dan had a bit of intrigue to his thought process. One of the students raised his hand to speak, and as Nekonome was about to speak, the door had slid open, and Adam poked his head through the doorway. "Nekonome Shizuka?"
"Mhm..And you are?"
Adam nodded, then bowed fully. "Hendrix, Adam. I apologize for being late," walking off to choose the seat in front of Dan.
"I'm sorry for being late too!" exclaimed the next late one, the pink-haired beauty that stumbled into the classroom. "Akashiya, Moka!" She said happily; the sheer beauty of this woman caused all of the males to gawk, along with some of those…curious women. Typical calls of "She's so gorgeous!" and "Cuuuute!" rang through the classroom..as well as Adam ducking a flying desk.
Standing upright, Adam looked at Dan with a raised eyebrow. "What's that for?"
"You're late!" Dan shouted, pointing an accusing finger at him. "You promised me you'd be at the damn entrance ceremony!"
"Errr….Sorry?"
"Whatever…Now bring my desk back and sit back down."
Dan's outburst silenced the class's exclaimations, and they stared slightly bug-eyed as Adam sat down in front of him, and the startled Moka taking the seat next to him.
Despite his initial outburst, Dan went slightly slack-jawed. "Hello my dear, I don't believe we've been introduced. Nakatomi Dan, at your ser-"
"Moka, this is Dan. Dan, this is Moka. Watch out for him, he's a convicted rapist." Adam lied.
"Oh it was only one time! I swear, one time and they never let you go" he followed the lie.
"Even though you molested your dog, while drunk, it's still something hard to forget."
"At least I didn't sodomize my cat while stoned!"
"Good thing I didn't either." Adam cooly ran a hand through his short hair.
"DENIAL! DENIAL!"
The larger teen whipped over and backhanded Dan at the stomach. "You're loud and disrupting the class." He turned around and faced their homeroom teacher with an innocent smile plastered over his face. "Hello!"
Everyone's eyes, the blue-haired woman included, bore a "What the…?" expression.
"Don't worry, we do this all the time!"
"I'm not too sure…that's what they're worried about" Tsukune replied.
"Oh you mean about Adam Sodomizing the cat? He won't go after sensei."
"What is this…I don't even…"
The normally patient teacher cleared her throat, bringing the class to an attention. "AT. ANY. RATE. I believe you had a question…Saizo?"
Saizo nodded after regaining some composure. "Wouldn't it be better to kill the men and molest the hot women?" A slight wave of unnerving energy came from nearby.
"Well, the thing about that is that there are virtually no humans in this school! If one were to find out this dimension, they'd be put to death or something!"
. . .The three humans shuddered unconsciously.
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After the class ended, Adam was being carted throughout the hallways by an overactive Moka. Dan and Tsukune were following behind, Dan's hands in his pockets while Tsukune's arms by his sides. Dan had enough and asked; "Adam, How mucha re you paying her?"
The two stopped, and looked at him, Adam's eyebrows cocked as he looked to himself, then Moka, then back to himself, as the vampire in question glared at Dan, a little hurt. "What are you talking about?"
"How much is he paying you to hang on his arm like that? Look at yourself, then back to him, then yourself. He's gotta be payin' you."
Adam turned away and returned the dragging. "Charity work."
"That explains it then. She's probably working on-" Adam's bag was thrown at him. "Ow!" Dan exclaimed as he rubbed his head.
"Eheheh…That's kind of rude to assume that, Dan." Tsukune said, scratching the back of his head.
"But look at him!"
This time Moka's bag was thrown at him, like a boomerang, as it was caught by the thrower – Adam.
"Don't be makin' fun of Moka." His voice said with a certain finality to it.
"You know I'm just messin', right?"
"With me I have no problem. Buuuut let's try and not get her involved."
"True…"
"I'm willing to bet that the both of us need to get used to you." Tsukune said offhandedly.
"Nope. Not dragging her into our hellhole." Adam said, then walked off leaving the two stunned men behind.
"But we're funny that way!"
"Funny is subject to be relative…" Tsukune said dryly, then ran to catch up with Moka and Adam.
"Meh…He's got a point."
Dan then ran to catch up, just as Saizo was coming from the shadows.
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Cetra: ALRIGHT, ENOUGH WITH THIS HAPPY HORSE SHIT. –Fast Forwards 24 hours.-
King: Aww, and I didn't get my scene of crushing Saizo's wrist.
Cetra: You'll live. Some part of me wasn't too pleased with this chapter after Moka was introduced for some reason…Probably because it's been beaten down so many god damn times.
King: I can understand that. We gotta force it out sometimes.
Cetra: So, with that said, next chapter will be just a breezing-by. We'll be skipping about…4 weeks ahead. Oh and when the note was made that we'll try to keep things as cannon as possible? That'll…really only apply to characters and ICness.
King: Don't worry too much – we'll show some flashbacks about the past. Anything else?
Cetra: Small spoiler at that. Next chapter will start after the gang has chosen a club…
King: Oh, you mean when I get eaten by the fish?
Cetra: ….What? No. Lame.
King: I know…
Cetra: -Stares at the ever-shrinking audience.- ….Nice going. Those of you who are staying to read, please keep doing so, and review the story! This chapter was kind of Meh, we know, but we'll try and make up for it in spades next chapter! -Puts King into a headlock and walks away, dragging.-
King: Hey Wait! I never got to say my goodbye!
Cetra: I just did it for you, now shaddap!