AN: I'M SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU ALL WAIT! I really didn't mean to take such a long time. I was going to make it so there was Spin the Bottle and shit, but it was a lot harder to write than I thought. So I was like 'Dammit! You know what I'm just going to make them do truth or dare!' So yeah. The winner of the little When is Philippines Independent Day is InSaNeAnge lsgottanAK 47! Yep she's one of my host in my Little Phili's Hetalia Truth or Dare Show. So here we go!

I OWN NOTHING

Chapter 3: Kitty Canada Meow!

After about two hours of swimming, everyone went back inside. Hungry smiled a little evilly at her guest. Yes it's time to start the game. Clapping her hand, getting everyone's attention.

"Alright everyone. It's time for the party game!" Elizaveta said, smiling at every person in the room.

"What's the game Miss. Hungry?" A shaky Latvia asked. He was a little nervous because Russia was sitting next to him, smiling at him.

"Well the game is…." Before she could say the rest there was a knock on the door. "That's odd I thought everyone was here already." Elizaveta walked over to her door and opened it. Standing there was a girl with hair like Hungary's, her left eye was red and right was blue. Nice tan skin and was smiling nicely.

"Hello Elizaveta!" The girl said. Hungry smiled at the girl.

"Hey Insane. What are you doing here?" She asked the younger girl whose name was Insane.

"Well I heard a lot of noise coming from your backyard." Insane explained. Blinking, Hungry realized something. She totally forgot to invited her next door neighbor. Insane was a lover of yaoi as well! She would love to see all the yaoi that was going to happen.

"I'm having a sleepover party!" She said excitedly. "And there's going to be lots of yaoi." A happy excited gleam lit Insane's eyes.

"Really? Can I come in stay for a little while?" She asked. Hungry nodded.

"Of course you can! Can in sweetie!" Stepping out of the way, Lizzie lead her new guest to where all the others were. "Everyone! I would like you to meet my neighbor Insane. She's going to stay and have fun with all of us for a while!" Everyone's eyes were on the new girl.

"Hi there! I'm happy to be here with all of you!" She walked over and sat next to Clara who smiled at her.

"Are you going to tell us the game that we're playing or not?" Germany asked.

"Oh yes. Well we're all going to play truth or dare!" She said happily, still smiling at them. Everyone seemed warm to the idea. Well most everyone. England, Romano, and Germany didn't seem as excited as the rest.

"That is the stupidest game ever. I'm not going to play." Romano said crossing his arms and huffing a little like a child.

"I agree with him. I won't play this ridiculous game either." Arthur said. Great Lizzie thought this would happen. Those two are both tsunderes after all.

"Lovi!~ Play with us por favore?" Spain pleaded. Shaking his head no, Lovino huffed again.

"No bastard!"

"Lovino, Arthur. You two are going to play this game or some instering things will happen to you." Insane said still smiling sweetly, holding up a really pointy needle pin.

"O-okay!" the two now shaking nations said.

"Is it just me or that remind you of Russia?" France whispered to Prussia. He nodded a little agreeing with him.

"So everyone get in a circle!" Hungry said. As they were told, they sat in a large circle and waited. A bottle in the middle of all of them.

"Okay the rules are that, if you don't answer or do a dare you will have to go in the closet with the person who asked or dared you." Hungry explain.

"So…. We're doing the American version aru?" China asked.

"Yep!"

"Yeah go me! I'm so awesome!" the American said pumping his fist in the air.

"What are you talking about? I'm more awesome than you!" Prussia said to the blonde American.

"No the Hero is always the awesomest!" Alfred yelled. The two of them continued to fight until Insane glared at them.

"Both of you shut up!" She screamed. They both went quiet. Philippines smiled at Insane.

"I like you." She said.

"So do I." The smiling Russia said. Insane grinned at the other two.

"Can we start the game Elizaveta-san?" Japan asked, while trying to wake Greece who had yet again falling asleep.

"Oh yeah. Of course!" The Hungarian nation looked around at her guest. "Now who would like to start?" A hand was raised and everyone turned to see who it was.

"Um, I guess I'll start." Philippines said, her hand was the one up. She reached down to the bottle and spun it. Everyone eyed the bottle, watching it spin around. It started to slow down. Then it stopped completely. Pointing at China.

"Me aru?" He said looking down at the bottle. Everyone nodded.

"Okay, so truth or dare?" The younger nation asked. Yao, thought for a second.

"Truth aru." He said. It was Clara who was going to be asking him. So it couldn't have been that bad. After all, she was too innocent to ask him something terrible right? China thought.

"Hm….." She thought about it for a few seconds. "Do want 'become one with Ivan?" She asked, an innocent smile still on her face. China turned bright red.

"What kind of question is that aru!" He yelled.

"You have to answer it." Clara said, acting like the question was nothing.

"Yes." He mumbled. Russia smiled at China and hugged him tightly. Nuzzling his neck, smiling.

"My Yao, Yao." He said. China was thankful that Russia's little sister Belarus wasn't here. If she was he might have been in big trouble for answering that question.

So the Chinese man spun the bottle again. This time it landed on Canada. Everyone stared at Canada very confused.

"Nothings there." England said. Matthew sighed.

"I'm here." Everyone stared and then finally saw him.

"Oh yeah. You're like that Canadia guy right?" Feliks asked. Canada was about to say something but Prussia beat him to it.

"His name is Canada not Canadia." Prussia said, looking rather annoyed again at no one remembered Matthew.

"T-thank you Gil." He mumbled to Prussia.

"Anyways, truth or dare aru?" China asked. Canada started to think. Should he just pick truth and be safe from doing anything embarrassing or should he pick dare and get noticed?

"Um… Dare I guess." The Canadian said.

"I dare you to dress up as a cat aru." Canada stared at him. Should he do it? It will get him noticed by the others after all.

"O-okay I'll do it." He said. Hungry smiled and so did Prussia, but both for two totally different reasons.

"I have a cat costume for you to wear! Come with me!" Before Matthew could say anything, Elizaveta got up and dragged the boy up stairs.

"Maple." He said while being dragged.

"I'm kinda hungry." Insane said, looking at everyone. "How about you guys?" She asked.

"Yeah me too." America said. England rolled his eyes at him.

"You're always hungry git." The English man said. Alfred turned to him and put on the kicked puppy dog look.

"That's not true Artie!" He whined.

"Yes it is you stu-" Britain started to say before Philippines interrupted him.

"I'm hungry too! Why don't we order some pizza later?" The Filipino girl asked everyone. They seemed warm to the idea. They nodded.

"We're back!" Hungry said walking down from the stairs. A camera in her hands. She smiled at everyone and sat down. "Canada come down here sweetie!" Canada slowly walked down stairs. He was wearing blonde car ears and a tail that seemed to be moving a little. His clothes were a black tag top with black short, shorts and fingerless gloves. Now everyone saw him.

"M-maple." He mumbled walking down and sitting back where he was before.

"Wow that is a costume." Clara said.

"Hey! That's the costume I give you at the neighborhood Christmas party!" Insane yelled happily.

"Yeah. I never had any good use for it until now." Hungry said.

"Do you still have the other costumes I got you?" Insane asked.

"Of course I would never get rid of them." Lizzie said patting Insane's head. They smiled at each other.

"You look good in that Birdie." Prussia said, staring at him instantly. The Canadian blushed.

"T-thanks." He mumbled again.

"Hey can I have some of those pictures?" Gilbert asked Elizaveta. She nodded.

"Yes I'll send you some copies. But you'll have to do a favor for me." She whispered to him.

"Fine. I'll do a not so awesome favor later." He said.

Matthew. before leaning down and spinning the bottle. It spun and everyone –but Gilbert who was still staring at Matthew- watched it. Then it stopped at France.

"Ohonhonho, it is me non?" He said.

"T-truth or dare?" Canada asked, France smiled.

"I pick dare." Canada thought about something to dare him

"I dare you to try to grop Romano and see what happens." France looked over to Romano who was getting hugged by Spain, not really paying any real attention to the dare.

"Well he is pretty handsome after all ohonhon." France said walking over to Romano who was able to get out of Antonio's grip. He quickly gropped the Italian.

"What the hell do you think you're doing you perverted bastard?" Lovino yelled. Then behind France appeared was a rather evil looking Spaniard.

"Mi amigo, get your hands off Lovi. Now." His voice was darker and Antonio had an evil look in his eyes. Not his usual happy joyful look. He was suddenly holding his old battle ax.

"Did he brought that thing thing?" America asked, eyeing the big ax.

"He still has that bloody thing?" Arther said.

"Ah! Kuya Antonio's Pirate side is back with his ax! The mermory! Run for your lives!" Clara screamed, shaking a little hiding behind Insane.

"Here hug this little bunny. It will make the bad memory go away." Insane said, handing Philippines a little stuffed animal bunny.

"Thank you." Clara said, she hugged the little stuffed bunny tightly. Holding onto it for dear life. Shaking from a bad memory of her big brother with his battle ax.

"Right, I'm going to going to sit back down." France quickly moved away from him and sat back where he was before. He then spun the bottle. It stopped pointing at Russia.

"Um… Truth or dare?" France asked.

"Truth." Russia said, smiling at them.

"Why does it mean when you say become one with mother Russia?" France asked. Ivan smiled innocently, his eyes closed.

"It means do you want to go into bed with me." He said. "So now you will become one with mother Russia da?" He said, before spinning the bottle. This time it stopped and pointed at Prussia.

"Ja! The awesome me will pick dare of course!" He yelled, once the bottle pointed at him.

"Okay I dare you to call Switzerland and tell him that you have kidnapped his little sister and is now doing terrible things to her." Ivan explained to him. Gilbert's eyes widened in horror.

"That will get me killed!" Gilbert yelled. He looked at everyone. "Please tell me I don't have to do it." He said looking at everyone with pleading eyes.

"Well you shouldn't have picked dare from Russia." Austria said, fixing his glasses.

"You call Vash-san. Or you go into the closet with Russia-san." Kiku said. Russia looked over at Prussia and smiled. He quickly looked over at his Spanish bad touch friend.

"Sorry amigo, but that is the dare." Spain said, giving his bad touch friend a comforting pat on the back.

"Poor git. I'm sorry for you." Arthur said. America looked over at Prussia.

"I'm sorry for you dude. You were kinda an aweaome person." Alfred said. Prussia took a long deep breath before taking out his phone and called the trigger happy nation.

At that moment Switzerland was at the gun range and was practicing his shooting. Then his phone started to ring. He had stopped shooting to walk over to the phone and answered it.

"Hello?" He said into the phone.

"Hey Switzerland! The awesome me has taken your little sister Liechtenstein and man I got to say she's not that bad if you know what I me-" Switzerland placed the phone down and loaded his gun, aiming it at the phone and pulling the trigger.

Gilbert's eyes widened and looked at his phone. The last thing he had heard was the sound of a gun loading and a shot.

"I'm going to die…." Prussia said looking at everyone.

"Someone got the farmer's daughter pregnant again." France mumbled. (From the Hetalia World Series blooper wheel XD.)

"I think I'm going to leave before he gets here." Insane said getting up and walking towards the door. Hungry smiled and waved good bye.

"Will see you later sweetie!" Lizzie said.

"You have my number right Insane?" Philippines asked Insane. She nodded and smiled.

"Yep! I loved meeting you guys! See you later!" She said before walking out the door, holding a stuffed animal that came from nowhere.

AN: So yeah I hope that was pretty good. I wonder what will happen to the awesome Gilbert. I hoped you enjoyed being in it InSaNeAnge lsgottanAK 47! You are awesome girly! I'm sorry again for not updating sooner! Don't kill me! I wanted to get this uploaded yesterday, but I had to teach my little sister how to ride a bike for the whole day. It made me think of Austria and Hungry teaching Chibialia to ride a bike. It would be so cute! Well yeah sorry…. I have to clean my room now… Don't hate me! Little Phili out!