What the Hell is Going on Here

by Xaethrin

Grace and Dania are best friends. They travel the world together from North America to Australia. They have been awarded the Noble Peace Prize many times. So, they didn't think anything could go wrong when they went to New York to visit the president. But instead they get transported to an AU of the Avengers. Grace has a past you would think came out of a very good horror move

8. SHIELD

DANIA

S.H.E.I.L.D

I woke with a groan; I looked around and saw I was on a very comfortable leather couch in a Victorian style room. "What the Hell, no scratch that were the Hell am I?"

"You're in S.H.E.I.L.D headquarters in one of the guest rooms." A voice came out of nowhere, but I knew who it was.

"Fury I'm going to fucking kill you if my friend doesn't get to you first." I growled there was a stunned silence.

"I see you know who I am as well." Fury answered calmly. So Grace is here. I felt relief flood through my veins, but to make sure I asked,

"Where is the girl I was with?" I made sure not to use Grace's name in case she hadn't told them yet because I know how stubborn she can be.

"She is fine, but you are more responsive then she is. She hasn't said one word since her outburst of swears in so many languages that even our translator didn't know half of them, but the parts he did know were so vulgar that he quit." Fury answered. I whistled damn she musta been pissed. I smiled at the scenarios that flashed through.

"I'll purpose a deal you gather the Avengers, my friend, and yourself and we'll tell you everything we know." I swayed. Again that silence that's getting really annoying.

"How do you know about the Avengers?" Fury asked with fury in his voice no pun attended I smiled.

"My friend and I know many things even where Loki is." I said casually.

"Fine, but if you're lying well I'll just say it won't be pleasant." Fury threaten/answered. I shivered because I had a feeling he wasn't lying. Two guards suddenly came in to take me to the others. Looks like he has all his bases covered or so he thinks when he meets a talking Grace well that'll be interesting. I had to stifle laughter.

"Ready?" the one of the guards asked. I knew it was rhetorical, but I answered anyways.

"Let's follow the yellow brick road." I said with a high pitch munchkin voice.

"Let's go." The other guard said gruffly and grabbed me (none to gently I might add).

"Ow watch it asshole." I snapped then he tased me and I knew he wouldn't mind doing it again and I went quietly.