AN: So I was able to get this written up thank the lord! Thanks you guys for all the lovely reviews. They really make me happy reading them! Now on to the I do not own anything thingy!

I don't own Hetalia or Disney. If you're wondering why I'm saying I don't own Disney, you'll see in the chapter, or you have already figured it out by the chapter name in short I own nothing. Now on to the story!

Vash's eyes looked right at Gilbert, seeing that the Prussian was right on top of his sister. Pointing his gun at the albino, he unlocked the safety on the gun. Gilbert and Lili just lay there frozen, well until Gilbert saw the gun that was pointed at him. Seeing that made him jump right up and back away from Lili as quickly as humanly possible.

"It's not what you think Vash!" The Prussian yelled, raising his hands for defense. Though hands weren't going to help him in any way at the moment.

"Waah! Vash with his guns again!" Feliciano screamed and hid behind Ludwig.

"Gilbert…. You better have a good reason to be laying on Lili. Pinning her down to the ground…" Vash said as he started to walk closer to the scared-as-hell Prussian.

"Big brother! Don't worry he wasn't going to do anything-," Before the Liechtstien girl could finish, Vash shot a bullet right past Gilbert's ear, making him scream kinda like a little girl.

"Hey! No shooting in my house!" Elizaveta yelled at Vash. Lili grabbed onto the Switz arm.

"Gilbert?! Are you okay?!" Matthew asked. The albino gave him a little nod.

"No shooting big brother! Nothing was going to happen!" While Lili was talking and Lizzie was yelling at Vash who was kinda not listening, Antonio, Francis, Matthew –who was still in that wonderful kitty outfit from before-, Clara and well everyone but Lizzie, Lili, Austria, and Vash, took Gilbert and sneaked him through the back door. But they kinda left the door opened.

"Lili! That Prussian bastard gave me a call while at was at the shooting range and I came over here and saw that he was on top of you! I'm going to shoot him!" He yelled, before looking around. Once he saw that Gilbert and almost everyone weren't there, he cursed and shot the ceiling.

"Don't shoot in my ceiling dammit!"

"Where the hell did Prussia go?!"

"I don't know Vash. Why don't you try the opened back door?" The Austrian said.

"Shut up Austria!" The Switz said before running out the opened back door and went to find Gilbert, the others following him

Well after a bit Gilbert and the others were able to run off to a nice little park. It was quiet and well full of park stuff. The bad touch trio where on the swings catching their breaths, while all the other nations went in the shade behind the bushes, well Feliciano was kinda on the slide though. With Ludwig.

"That… Was... Close..." Gilbert panted, with Gilbird flying around his head.

"Yeah mi amigo..." Toni said.

"You better be happy that we got your ass out of there you idiot!" The lovely Lovino yelled from the shade.

"Yeah yeah whatever." While everyone started to calm down and everything, there was another gunshot almost missing Gilbert's head again. Everyone looked over and saw yet again Vash with Lili, Elizaveta and Austria.

"I got you this time Gilbert!" The Switz said.

"Oh shit…" The three members of the Bad Touch Trio stood there, while the others who were in the bushes watched.

"I think we need to help Gilly, and Kuya Antonio and Francis sense they seemed to be in the back fire positions." Clara suggested to the group of nations. Most nodded to the idea.

"Okay so how do we do that?" The older Italian asked, keeping eyes locked on the trio.

"We need a distraction aru. Then we can get Gilbert, and the other two out and then Elizaveta or someone can explain to Vash what happened aru." Yao explained.

"Sounds like a good idea… But who's going to cause the distraction?" Greece asked the group tiredly. Everyone thought for a bit before Alfred pointing at Arthur and Ivan.

"Arthur! Commie bastard! You guys make the distraction while I go be the hero!" The America commanded. Arthur's eye twitched.

"What the bloody hell do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?!"

"Yes."

"Wait what?" Before Arthur could yell at Alfred for actually thinking he would EVER do that, the Filipino girl and the Japanese man took him and dragged to him to behind a tree.

"LUAU!" The English man who was now in front of Vash dressed up in the drag sang.

"If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my not-so-buddy Russia here because he's a treat!" Arthur sang as Ivan waved to Vash with an apple in his mouth.

"Come on down and have some wine, with this swine, all you have to do is get in line!" As this was happening, Alfred, Kiku, Clara, Greece, Ludwig, Lovino, and all the others who were there sneaked the Bad Touch Trio away from the Switz.

"Aaaaare you aching?!

"Yup, yup, yup." Ivan said quickly as he started to eat the apple that was in his mouth moments before.

"Fooor some Russian?"

"Yup, Yup, Yup."

"Heee's a big nation!" The English nation continued singing, as Vash stared at him and Ivan with a totally what-the-hell-are-you-guys-doing face.

"You can be a big nation too! OU!" They stood there for a few seconds before Vash loaded his guns and pointed them to Arthur and Ivan.

"Run comrade." The Russian nation said, Arthur nodded and they both started running with Vash, Lili, Elizaveta, and Austria following them.

"What the hell was that?! Come back here! I'll kill you till you're dead!"

"Big Brother! No!"

"Vash stop shooting at everyone dammit!"

"I should have gone with the others…"

Well while Arthur and Ivan were being chased by the trigger happy nation, the others were able run back to the house. Most of them panting and catching their breaths.

"Danke guys. That was so not awesome." Gilbert thanked them.

"Yeah, now I'm like never going to mess with Vash. That would totally not be fun." Feliks panted out.

"Mister Ivan is really scary, coming up with a dare like that." The Finnish man said.

"T-that's M-Mr. Ivan for you. Coming u-up with the scariest of things." Ravis mumbled, shaking like no tomorrow.

"Well now that's over why don't we go back to the game until the others get back with a hopefully more calmed down Vash." Clara suggested.

"Sounds good to me aru."

"Good idea Clara-chan."

"Whose turn was it to spin?" Ludwig asked.

"It was Austria's I think." Edward said.

"Well…. Someone want to go for him?" Peter asked the others.

"I'll go!" Alfred said raising his hand. Everyone was fine with it, so Alfred reacted for the bottle and spun it around. After a few good seconds it slowed down and stopped, pointing at Lovino.

"Truth or dare dude?"

"I don't know dare I guess." The older Italian said. They waited a few moments before the blonde nation thought of something.

"I'm going to get something to drink." Clara said, getting up and going to the kitchen.

"I dare you to let Feliks dress you up in the sexiest dress he has with him at the moment!" Lovi's eye twitched as he stared at Alfred.

"What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You?!"

"Lovi…. Wearing a dress?" Antonio mumbled to himself before having a totally nose bleed from the very thought of the angry tsundere in a dress.

"Fratello would look great in a dress! Ve~"

"No Fratello won't!"

"Great! Don't worry Lovino, you will look like totally fab when I'm done with you!" The Polander (I don't know what they're called!) jumped up and dragged the screaming/cursing Italian to the bathroom with a suitcase.

Everyone waited quietly for the two to come out. While they waited, they heard a lot of yelling, cussing, what sounded like things being thrown around, and a few things that sounded like crashing.

"I-I wonder how Feliks is doing in there." Toris said, the other two Baltic States nodded.

"By the sounds of it… Not very well aru…."

"Not at all…" Clara agreed

Then everything went silent. All eyes on the door that both Feliks and Lovino were in, which one of the nations and Peter wondered what on earth happened to make it so quiet in there. Then, the door opened and Feliks ran out hair and clothes looked like it was ripped apart by an animal.

"THANK GOD! I like totally was able to get the dress on him but like he almost killed me for doing me! Like why would he bring his mafia gun here?!" Feliks yelled, hiding behind Toris. Though hiding behind him was probably not a good idea.

"Well Lovino-san, come out." Kiku said.

"FUCK NO! I'M NOT COMING OUT THERE IN A DRESS SO ALL YOU ASSHOLES CAN LAUGH AT ME!" The pissed off Lovino yelled from behind the door

"Come on big brother! Come out!" Feliciano said.

"HELL NO!"

"Come out Lovi!"

"NO!"

"COME OUT NOW YOU PMSING BITCH! Keseseseseseses!" The albino yelled.

"I AM NO BITCH!"

"Gilly, are you trying to get yourself killed today?" The Filipino girl asked the former nation.

"No, I'm just being awesome. Now get out and stop being a pussy!"

"FINE BASTARDOS!" The door opened, and out walked a Italian in a short red cocktail dress, with black four inched high hill boots and a fedora because he's Italian and fedoras rock in style. At the sight of Lovino like that, poor –or not so poor- Toni fainted from blood loss.

"Wow….." Ludwig said while Francis did a little whistle. Hearing the whistle, Lovino got pissed –not that he already was- and threw a pillow at Francis. The French man moved out of the way of the pillow, making it knock the drink out of Clara's hand and spill on Arthur's normal clothes.

"Oh shit. Lovi!"

"Sorry….. Not really." The Italian said. Clara sighed.

"First Matthew and now Lovino in sexy clothes, this is seriously an awesome sleepover so far at least." Clara said, taking some quick pictures, with Kiku doing the same thing.

"E-eh, by the way when can I take this off?" The Matthew, that was still dressed up in that dealious kitty outfit asked. Gilbert grabbed the Canadian and pulled him in his lap again.

"Not until I feel like it?~ Right Yao?" He asked to the Chinese man, who nodded.

"Maple…"

As Gilbert was whispering in Matthew's ear, Clara and Kiku went back to taking about a million pictures per seconds.

"To bad Elizaveta-san isn't here to see this at the moment.." The Japanese man said as he took the pics, flashes of light from the camera going everywhere.

"I'm sad that Greenland and Berlin couldn't be here they would of love seeing this yaoi… But Greeny had to stay home and help Faroe Islands make sure Nor doesn't kill Denny, and Berlin might just be hibernating. She didn't pick up the phone."

"Okay fratello! You're turn to spin the bottle ve!~" Feliciano said excitedly, pointing to the bottle in the middle of the circle.

"Dudes I think we should wake up Antonio…. He's kinda like passed out." Alfred said, pointing to the Spaniard who was now being poked by Clara.

"Yeah sounds like a good idea." Ludwig said, "Antonio, wake up!" The Spanish nation sat up again with a dreamy look on his face.

"Ah~ I had such a good dream! We were all at a sleepover party and mi tomate had to dress in the a really sexy outfit~" He swayed a little as he remembered what happened only minutes ago.

"'Tonio, that wasn't a dream." Francis said turning Antonio's shoulders to face Lovino.

"Hey bastard." Lovino said. Then again Antonio fell back down with a dreamy look on his face.

"L-let's just get back to the game now eh?" Matthew said, still sitting in Gilbert's lap.

"Yes let's aru."

Sighing out of annoyance, Lovino reached over to the bottle and gave it a light spin. Soon it slowed down and landed at Toris.

"Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Have you ever get caught masturbating before?" The question kinda shocked the nervous nation.

"W-What?!"

"You heard me, now answer the damn question." The Italian said crossing his arms, trying to look tough. Though it was kinda hard to look tough in a sexy tomato red dress that brings all the Spaniards to the yard.

"U-Uh….. Yes…" He said shakily

"Wh' c'ught y'u?" Sweden asked. Ravis, raised his hand in the air a little singling that he was the one who caught his friend jerking off.

"Poor Ravis." Estonia said, holding Ravis with Peter who was also hugging his friend. Ludwig coughed a bit.

"Let's move on now." The German said.

"Agreed West." Gilbert said, though he wasn't really paying attention. Most of his attention was on the kitty Matthew.

Right when Toris was about to spin the bottle for his turn, the door opened and Elizaveta, Austria, Lili, Arthur, Ivan and Vash walked back into the house, Arthur still dressed up in the drag.

"We're back." Austria mumbled sitting down in the circle. Gilbert's grip on Matthew tighten as he stared at Vash with scared eyes.

"Don't worry Gilbert. I won't kill you." The Switz said.

"We explained to him what happened." Lizzie said sitting down next to her ex-husband.

"Yeah after he almost shot both Ivan and me to death. Wankers." The English man mumbled.

"Yeah so big bruder is calmed down now." Lili said sitting down.

"Can I have my clothes back now?" Arthur asked, looking at Kiku and Clara. The Filipino girl gave a nervous giggle.

"U-uh…. Clara-chan do you want to tell him?"

"Tell him what?" Arthur asked. The Asian nation gulped and sighed.

"Well… When we got back, I got some soda to drink and well…. Lovino kinda threw a pillow at Francis and the pillow missed his head and it kinda knocked my drink out of my hand and well… Spilled on your clothes." She explained.

"WHAT?!"

"So Artie is going to stay in the skirt?" Alfred said happily.

"NO!" The older nation yelled at the American.

"Well, you don't have any other clothes to wear unless you don't want to wear anything at all."

"I like that idea!" Both Alfred and Francis said, hands raised and standing up.

"No! I'm not walking around without clothing!"

"Then you're going to have to live with the drag skirt," Elizaveta said, before looking over and seeing Lovino in a dress. "Why is Lovino in a dress? It's a cute dress, but why?"

"He got a dare too ve!~" The younger of the Italian's said. The Hungarian looked over at Clara and Kiku getting an evil idea.

"Okay then. Let's go back to the game then." Greece said before going back to sleep. Toris then reacted over to the bottle again and spun it. This time it landed on Peter.

"Peter truth or dare?"

"Dare!" The excited nation –yes he is a nation bitches! - said, thinking that this would be his chance to show everyone how great the nation of Sealand could be.

"Uh….. I dare you to draw on Greece's face while he's asleep." Toris dared him, wanting to take it easy on the boy.

"I'll do it!"

"Sealand you're still not suppose to be here!" Arthur said to the boy.

"I can be here if I want, I said that already! Now can someone hand me a marker?" Ivan walked over and handed Peter a marker. "Thank you!" Then the little nation quietly walked over to Greece and started to draw all over his face, giggling.

"I wonder what he'll think when he wakes up da." Ivan said. Then while Peter was drawing Greece's eyes opened.

AN: This chapter didn't have enough dares and questions I know *shame* Well I hope you guys liked it at least. Did you enjoy the drag? Well watch this link that I shall give you to watch this really awesome video of Iggy doing the hula. That's where I got the idea for this chapter from! I'm glad I actually was able to keep my promise about updating at least very two weeks! And I mentioned a few of my friends because I wanted to. Now I must go to a softball game. Bye bye my dearies! Little Phili out~

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