Now, our next guest is DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAAA:
Samanthaa, my level 44 Protection/Holy Paladin! (Don't judge, I'm trying to level her...)
What is your name?
My name is Samanthaa Lillian Parkington.
Where do you fare from?
I was born and raised in Strahnbrad until I was 18. Then, I lived in Lordearon while Arthas trained me to be a paladin. Now, I live in Stormwind Keep as the ambassodor of Stormwind.
Do you, like many others, hate Arthas?
Well, sorta. He was attempting to save his people, but went the totally opposite direction. And he trained me, so I sorta owe him for being a high-ranking paladin of the Argent Dawn and the Argent Crusade. I do, however, hate Ner'zhul with a burning passion. He was the one who sent the Scourge that killed my parents and home.
I am so sorry. But, do you have any living relatives?
Yes. I have a sister, named Trina. She's a Holy priest. She was only 5 when Strahnbrad was attacked, and I had no clue where she was until I got to Stormwind. I also have twins: a daughter named Rossalie and a son named Liam.
Cool. And where does your loyalty lie within Azeroth?
With my sister, obviously. I am also loyal to what is left of Lordearon (living, though... not filled wth undead). My loyalty also lies with the Alliance and Stormwind, more specifically. I am also a high-ranking paladin of the Argent Dawn, the Argent Crusade, and what remains of the Silver Hand.
Wow. Tons of loyalty. Anyway, you mentioned you are an ambassador, right?
Yes. Although, I don't understand politics...
Then how are you an ambassador?
They needed a replacement for "Lady Prestor" (stupid dragons...) and I already knew Varian.
How?
I met him while going to a meeting in Lordearon... and by "met" I mean "oh shit I accidentally ran into the freaking king of Stormwind".
Some people actually believe that you and the king... like... each other. Is that true?
BY ALL MEANS NO. I don't think I like Varian enough to withstand him and his "THE ALLIANCE WILL PREVAIL, KILL THE HORDE" stuff. Him and I cannot stand each other.
... But you guys got married and had twins...
...(no comment)...
Well?
In my defense the only reason I ended up with children is because we drank... waaaaaaay too much.
Awkwarddddd... Any thing that you particually like?
I love annoying Varian. It's too fun to watch him get embarressed, although I have to be careful he doesn't go all gladiator and kill me (he won't, though)... Oh, and I also like the paladin traditions and the Light itself. Oh, and being reckless and having a good fight is always fun. And the Justice Set from the Classic raids! Soooooo nice...
Dislikes?
GARROSH FREAKING' HELLSCREAM! The stupid oaf can't go two seconds without being a total dick! Sorry... Anyway, I also dislike that stupid attitude of Varian's. I also hate the Scourge and useless, pointless wars. I also have this tiny little phobia of spiders.
Anything else?
I have this weird ability that sends me into what the paladins know as the Spirit World. If I have a memory that is deep inside me and too strong, it will throw me into an unconcious state where I can speak to the dead, in a sense. However, I learned how to control it, now.
Cool. Any other messages?
Yes. I- *hears yelling* GARROSH HELLSCREAM STOP FIGHTING WITH VARIAN! VARIAN, DO NOT USE SHALAMAYNE! NO, DO NOT- Oh, by the freakin' Light... *gets out sword and shield and runs over to break up the fight*
That was Samanthaa, ladies and gents! Now, let's give her some good luck wishes... I think she'll need them...
