Alright, readers, here is Luniiaa, my high elf ranger!


What is your name?

My name is Luniiaa Starblade.

Wait, you didn't take Dar'khan's last name?

No, I'm not stupid. That would get me killed.

So, what other relatives do you have that are still living?

My older brother, Staphanian Starblade and his wife, Pamalia. I also have two daughters, Aguasong and Tyridori. And there are also my grandchildren, Luna, Theron, Okra, and now Morandian. And I have twin nephews, Neleron and Lelorelon.

What about Kael'thas?

No. Don't even discuss it.

And your husband (I am assuming) is dead?

...

Sorry.

Quite alright.

So, tell us a little about yourself.

My parents were the lord and lady that ruled over a piece of Quel'thalas. The small piece of land is now a part of Eversong Woods, a small part of the Elrendar River, and the tow in the Ghostlands called Goldenmist Village. I was taught everything I know (acedemic wise) by my teacher Pamalia, a human female who eventually married my brother. I had many friends, including twin warriors named Sierren and Ackire (who both became blood elves, and Sierren then became a paladin), a tauren hunter named Hakeber, Dar'khan Drakthir, Pamalia, and, of course, my own brother. Once I turned 16, I trained to become a ranger under Liuetenent-Ranger General Lor'themar Theron.

Life was pretty great, wasn't it?

Yes, until my parents died from illness and a small war was waged between my people and Pamalia's villigae (due to a stupid marriage agreement). Once my brother ran away with Pamalia for their own safety, I had no family. Lor'themar was the closest thing I had to a father. And when the Scourge attacked, it all wnet downhill, especially for the rangers, with the death of our general.

What happened to Dar'khan, then?

Like it says in the stories Azeroth knows: he betrayed his brothers and sisters. But, not before I had a child.

... Awkward...

Tell me about it...

So, where does your loyalty lie now?

I am one-hundred percent loyal to my daughters and their families-

Even Kael'thas?

... I suppose. Anyway, I am also loyal to the high elves, Varessa Windrunner, any remaining rangers of Silvermoon (that aren't hell-bent on revenge and addicted to magic), Lor'themar Theron, and Dar'khan.

Isn't your husband dead, though?

I meant that I won't marry again.

Oh... That makes sense... So, what are some of the things you like?

I LOVE ARCHERY! It is my only natural talent, and I am a ranger, so that makes sense. I also love calligraphy. I also am fond of my two companions, Piggy (my boar) and Elly (my scorpiod). I have had the two since I visited Durotar (in disguise, of course) after Silvermoon fell. Target practice is always fun, and so is annoying Lor'themar.

... How exactly do you make fun of a Reagent Lord?

Making fun of his love life and his not-so-secret crush on Sylvanas.

...Ooookay... What do you hate?

THE FACT THAT MY DAUGHTER IS DATING KAEL'THAS SUNSTRIDER! HE IS A BETRAYER TO OUR KIND! *coughs* Sorry, rant... Anyway, I also hate the Horde (minus Thrall), Arthas and the Scourge, and a good majority of the blood elves.

Cool. Anything else you wanna say before you go?

Yes. Lor'themar, I heard about the bet you made with my daughter. Please follow up on that and either confess your love of Sylvanas or punch her in the face (however, choosing the first one may not get you killed). Also, JUST BECAUSE MY HAIR IS BLACK DOESN'T MEAN I AM A BLOOD ELF. *coughs* Sorry, another rant... Oh, and Halduron, you might want to watch your tongue around Theron. He will shoot you if he hears anything about me. Also, Lor'themar Theron, Halduron Brightwing, and Rommath. The next time any of you decide to play a prank on me again, expect some sort of revenge. Trust me, I never break a promise.


And THAT, people, was Luniiaa, high ranking ranger of Silvermoon and the high elves!

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