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Chapter 4- Cabin Conversations
Blinking the green and terracotta stripes out of my vision I found myself once again tied up except this time I was laying on the floor. Groggily I rolled over to my stomach and remembered how I came to this position. "Frikkin Shazza booting me in the head, just for trying to get her off Dick," I bemoaned.
Working the chains around my wrists and wriggling like a demented worm I managed to get up into a sitting/ leaning posture. As the silence settled once more I could hear a faint rumbling sound and I realized that Riddick was laughing at me. "You know what Dick, you suck!!" at that the rumbling got louder.
Before I could comment on the deeper rumbling I heard the click clack of shoes on the metal floor. The good 'captain' was coming for a visit, and I could faintly see the outline to the kid, still couldn't make up my mind as to weather he/she was a transvestite or not.
While captain 'Fried' interrogated Richard, I got lost in my little fantasy, which included bashing Shazza's head in with a led iron pipe. But anywhosen . . . "The ones telling me to go for the sweet spot, fourth lumbar down, the abdominal aorta," Riddick told her.
I couldn't help but to add to that assessment, "If you squeeze limes into the wound it tastes like a weakish Sangria Swirl, not up to my usual standards but it works," the looks that they threw me I will treasure forever!! And while Fry was giving me a disgusted look, Riddick looked like he wanted to test the theory. Score one for me!
After Fry said they looked into the hole and Riddick told her to look deeper, I couldn't help but add "The Rabbit hole holds many mysteries, but be careful 'tis filled with Creepies." That added with my evil maniacal laughter left her perturbed.
After Fry got over her uneasiness she told Riddick to show her, his eyes. That really disgusted me cause I could sense the lust rolling off her. And it didn't help that some part of Riddick was responding to that lust. "Ugh gag me with a spork," I muttered to myself.
After Riddick grabbed a hold of 'Deep Fried' with his knees and showed her his eyes, the kid spoke up out of nowhere. Before Riddick could say anything I interrupted, "You drink a gallon of bleach, like Dick here did, and get sent to the loony bin, then the doctors will give you crack, and ..." the deep growl coming from Riddick warned me that I may have crossed the line a little bit. Me being who I was, wanted to Pole vault the line and land in Deep Shit. "And you also have to a have a weird fetish for cats, before the doctors operate on your eyes," I told in a knowing voice.
My butt started vibrating he was growling so loud, (sniff) I'm so proud of myself. In honor of my accomplishment I once again escaped from my confines and waltzed out of the 'brig'. I needed to get to my meds.
End Chapter
Serin Sykes
yes i know its still short but i'm working on trying to make the chapters longer.
and to my reviewers i was happy and giddy when i read the reviews for ch4 thank you!!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Edit: not much was changed, but a little was added.