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Chapter 10- Glowing Worms of Glowyness

"Bitch wanted Jail bait," I told the group as they stared at me. I couldn't blame 'em, I made for a pretty Badass sight; standing atop the Raptor-bat, long hair in strings down my face due to the rain, eyes shadowed, and holding the garden shears. All of that lasted about 30 seconds, before I tried to step off the Raptor-bat, slipped and belly flopped into the mud.

"Mumpher phuler" There went my Badass factor!

After my little episode everyone sought shelter in a nearby Death Hole cave. It reminded me of one of my old hideouts back home for the heat season. Note that I wasn't isolating myself for the sake of men, no it was for my sake! During the heat season males secrete pheromones and it smells like the aroma of bread from a bakery; and women fight over them. I didn't want to turn into a mindless zombie that chased after a mans 'head'.

As I came to I noticed that everyone was in here except for Riddick; then I realized what sheep everyone was.

"Fucking Hell, you dumb shits, Riddick is going to leave us here to die!" I growled out, not as good as Riddick, but damn near close enough.

"He wouldn't leave us here to die…. Would he?" Jack whimpered out.

"Not unless one of us goes out there and drags his happy camping ass back here!"

"And how do you suppose we do that with no lights!?" Fry snapped at me.

"We use the Glowing Glow worms of Glowyness that are popping up."

And pop up they did, all over the cave that we were in, looking like glow in the dark bulbous things. Quickly picking up an empty bottle of scotch I scraped off the label, and started stuffing the little glowers in.

"This little worm of mine, I'm gonna let 'im shine." I hummed as I stuffed the bottle full.

As I finished stuffing the bottle I looked up at the group and asked "Ok who wants to go after Mr. Mass-murderer?" You know, I'm starting to think something is on my face, with how much they stare at me.

"I'll go," Mrs. Potato said, "And I will come back with more light."

With that declaration we lifted her fat fried ass out the hole in the roof of the cave, then we waited.

"Anyone want to play Go Fish?"…

End Chapter

Serin Sykes

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