This chapter is just a filler chapter, no plot and its short so it didnt take that long to write.

RANDOM SHORT COOL STORY YOU DONT HAVE TO READ: My friends gave each other nicknames. Im prongslet, Friend A is Padfoot and friend B is Moony (we didnt want wormtail). yesterday in maths padfoot and i werent really doing much work and im like: Wheres Moony? we need to copy off her.

Padfoot: Yeah i mean Moonys never sick.. (friend B wasnt at school that day) wait oh hes a werewolf. Itd be cool if the full moon was this week

Weird thing is that the full moon IS this week 0.o

DISCLAIMER: I solemnly Swear i am NOT J.K Rowling

Lily and I… well we thought that lovely Petunia and her whale husband would at least treat Harry like a normal human being. We were wrong. When he was a baby, Petunia wouldn't breast feed him. They didn't even give him baby milk. They just fed him usual milk which didn't do much to his growing which led him to be a scrawny little midget. He had no toys, no books and his cot looked like they had made it out of scraps of driftwood on the beach.

It didn't get much better when he was older. They spoilt their own son rotten while not even giving Harry enough to eat. Dudley had 2 whole bedrooms while Harry got the cupboard. I don't think my ears have been the same since Lily found out he lived in a cupboard.

He was like their very own house elf, but at least they gave him a bed and clothes… once Dudley was done with them.

And don't get me started on his "aunt" Marge. She was a devil. She looked like an over grown hippopotamus that had a poorly done Bat Bogey hex done on her. She was ugly in other words. And she treated Harry worse than his good for nothing guardians did (I refuse to call them family).

She turned up out of nowhere with dog biscuits to give to Harry. On another she brought occasion a broom (to help sweep the floor with she said) and one year she turned up with an armful of presents for Dudley and gave them to Harry, only to take them away once his hopes was raised and slapped him on the arm saying that freaks like him don't deserve anything. At least Harry's guardians don't slap him that hard, only little taps that would just sting a bit.

But something that REALLY pissed Lily off was how Petunia was treating our deaths and magic. Honestly, us dying in a car crash? Idiot. And whenever Harry didn't accidental magic, WHICH PETUNIA KNEW ABOUT, he was punished. It's not as if it's his fault! And they don't even tell him about magic and just call him freak or boy so I doubt he has much self-esteem. I heard somewhere that children who grow up in an unloving family turned into bullies. I never want Harry to be like me and bully people and yes I know that I bullied people for no reason and I whole heartedly regret that. Though Snape however…

I shared what I was feeling about Harry turning into a bully with Lily and she laughed for a moment and said she would have never guessed I would have been the responsible one. But her face fell once again and she looked like she wanted to rip Petunias head off. Not that I'm complaining about murdering her. As long as I can have a turn I'm cool.

And Aunt Marge's dogs were horrible! Especially Ripper! I swear that dog was trained to kill Harry. Like that one time he chased Harry around the yard for an hour, nipping at his heels and eventually Harry had to climb a tree to get away. And Marge STILL wouldn't call the stupid mutt off (I swore never to call Padfoot a mutt again) until past midnight, and only because Harry had fallen out of the tree and crashed to the ground below, fracturing his collar bone. Ripper had then gone and attacked Harry's still and helpless face and Aunt Marge was forced to call Ripper back. But I suspect she did that so that Ripper wouldn't be put down and classified as a dangerous dog.

Overall we were hoping someone would come and seriously injure the Dursley's and Marge so that Harry could be moved to a more loving home.

But being up here among the dead wasn't all dreary. I mean, who gets the opportunity to see their own funeral? It was pretty cool, but Moony could hardly say his speech without blubbing up. Well, no one could sit through our funeral without crying. Even Minnie! I knew she loved us! Deep down… somewhere…

And another plus was the fact we could look at anyone and any place and any time! I think Santa has one of these cool cliff things! I mean: He sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake! He MUST have one of these things! At first I found it fun but eventually the novelty wore off and the shocks I would get such as when I decided to drop in to give Snape a visit and he was in the shower. Now THAT was a disturbing mental image. And there was also the other type of shock. The Oh-my-Frank-and-Alice-are-insane type shock. But one thing that really peeved me off about their torture into insanity and their inability to look after Neville was the fact Neville was carted off to a loving family. Yes they put a lot of pressure on him but they loved him. Why couldn't Harry have that opportunity?

And up here there were quite a lot of interesting people to talk too. Witches and wizards alike all had some sort of story to tell us, whether it be fact or fiction I don't know but they sure were entertaining! But the blue eyed people (which now I'm SURE they're related to Dumbledore) avoided me at all costs. Ever since the day I asked whether they knew Albus Dumbledore, they quickly shook their hands and ran away. The younger girl looked like she was going to say something but eventually didn't. Lily didn't have much luck either but at least they politely excused themselves rather than run away.

And on another unrelated note every day I would visit Padfoot in Azkaban. It turned out he didn't receive a bloody trial and they just chucked him straight into Azkaban! Even MOONY didn't ask for a trial for him! MOONY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THAT! But I suppose no one would have suspected Peter.

Azkaban wasn't doing Sirius any good. True, he wasn't really going mad like any of the other prisoners but his good looks were fading (he would kill me if he knew I thought that) and he was getting skinnier and skinnier. But now, he spends most of his time as Padfoot, only changing into Sirius when a human comes near him so they don't suspect anything. I suppose animals aren't as affected by dementors as humans are.

Even though Voldemort is gone, hopefully forever, it is still sad times for us.

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