hey everyone! Huh whats that i hear? Its been more than 2 weeks? Of course it hasnt! Why would i do such a nasty thing such as not update? Gosh your brains must be addled up...

Well here's the new chapter. This corresponds to the beginning of The Letters from No One. The Letters from no One is being split up because it is more than one day :)

I did more Lily POV than James since i wasnt in the mood to be Prongs.

Well i'll shut up now. Enjoy Reading :)

Disclaimer: I solemnly swear that I am NOT Jk Rowling

JAMES POV

OW! I woke up with a bang. And with a mouthful of dirt. Pushing up on my arms I found that I had rolled OUT of my hammock and onto the mossy floor below. Also finding that everything was blurry, I dropped back down to the ground and ran my hands over the surface searching for my glasses. After what felt like 10 million hundred hours I gave up and fell back asleep on the floor.

Tap tap tap. Tap tap tap. Tap tap tap.

Opening my eyes open slowly I saw 2 bare feet, one of them tapping away on the ground. Furthering my eyes up I saw a blurriness of green, red and pale pink mixed together. Lily. I saw her bend down and put something over my eyes. And she said: Let there be sight!

Fixing the glasses on my face, I saw that she was smirking at me.

'Did someone fall of the bed last night? Awww poor Jamesy Wamesy. Awwww does Jamesy need to be strapped in?' She started cooing like she was talking to a baby. I jumped up, startling her and picked her off. She started squealing and kicking, shouting to be put down. But I just ignored her. Finding one of those nifty broom's nearby, I hopped on, made sure she was secure and set off.

I started doing loops, twists, turn. I went upside down. I went fast, I went slow. And Lily would not stop screaming the entire time. Serves her right. Eventually I got tired and flew vertical straight down to the ground. Straightening out the broom, I landed and hopped off and put her back on her feet.

As soon as she felt her 2 feet on flat ground she dropped to the floor and starting kissing the floor.

'I HAVE SURVIVED!' she yelled gaining weird looks from passer-by's. Then remembering why she was doing that in the first place, she turned around to glare at me. Glare all you want.

I just smirked back. Eventually she gave in and gave a small smile. I walked over to her and patted her on the head.

'Have you learnt your lesson now missy?' She nodded at me, then reached up and placed a delicate kiss on my lips. I wrapped my arm around her waist and pulled her closer. There was nothing but plain innocence and love in that kiss. Eventually we broke apart. No matter how many times I kiss her she still leaves me breathless.

Grinning down at her, I held her hand and pulled her along to the cliff.

Lily and I made ourselves comfortable (I mean, who knows how long we will stay here for? Some days it's only for an hour, sometimes we don't leave at all!) and we said together

'Harry Potter'.

And down below, deeeeep deeeeeeeeeeeeep deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep down below. Harry was there, standing in the hallway. And I his hands was

Intense build up!

A bunch of letters. Oh. How… nice.

Lily beside me suddenly tensed up. I looked down in alarm, trying to figure out what was going on.

'James' she whispered.

'Yeah?' I whispered back.

'I think he just got his Hogwart's letter'. FINALLY! I leaned down even closer to confirm before I did my SOMETHING-AWESOME-HAS-JUST-HAPPENED-AND-I-FEEL-THE-NEED-TO-DO-THIS-LAME-AND-WEIRD-AND-EMBARASSING-DANCE-TO-EXPRESS-MY-FEELINGS. And there, on top of the letter which was on top of another bunch of letters was THE HOGWARTS CREST.

I jumped up in the air and started doing my SOMETHING-AWESOME-HAS-JUST-HAPPENED-AND-I-FEEL-THE-NEED-TO-DO-THIS-LAME-AND-WEIRD-AND-EMBARASSING-DANCE-TO-EXPRESS-MY-FEELINGS dance while cheering my head off.

Below, I heard Lily give off a groan but I ignored her think it was just her being embarrassed at me.

I continued dancing.

Lily's POV

Still slightly shaken from James's punishment, I looked forward to what today might bring. There was a nagging voice at the back on my mind telling me something would happen today but I couldn't quite figure out what. Brushing it aside, I knew I would find out what this important thing was by the end of the day I focused on my darling boy. He looked so lonely all the time, I wish I was still alive. Both James and I both. I can imagine it now: James would be the nicer parent. I would be stricter, but neither of us would be horribly harsh. Harry would have a good sense of humour like his father, but he wouldn't be fully into pranking. He'd have inherited both of our skills in certain subjects; transfiguration, potions and charms. He wouldn't be extremely clever, but he'd be bright. He would be a very likeable person, but slightly shy. I would make amends with Snape and he could be Harry's least favourite "uncle". Then he would…

I was snapped out of my thoughts by that annoying little voice. Stay focused Lily. Stay focused.

Yeah and now what? I snapped angrily back.

What does darling little Harry have in his hand? Hmmm?

That thought intrigued me and I stopped my mental argument and tried to make out what was in Harry's hand. Once I realised what it was I tensed up. I double checked again and again. But there was denying it.

'James' I breathed.

'Yeah?' he said back, mimicking my tone.

'I think he just got his Hogwart's letter'

James then tensed up as well. I saw his eyes zoom into the letter's in Harry's hand. I saw a dawning of reconization appear upon his face.

And then he leapt up and did his OH-MERLIN-LOOK-HOW-STUPID-I-LOOK-DANCE. Now with a song involved. Merlin kill me now.

Rolling my eyes at his antics, I turned back to Harry.

Harry had just walked into the kitchen and was now handing out the letters to everyone. And he was still staring at his own letter. Ok new thing added to my fantasy of If James and I Were Still Alive: Harry has no common sense whatsoever.

Big Whale Vermin (Vernon sounds like Vermin) opened one of his letters and groaned, muttering something about stupid bills. One upside of being dead: NO MORE BILLS. Yes magical people do get bills. I was surprised too.

'Marge's ill, ate a funny whelk' He informed Tuney (Being dead really makes you realise how much you miss people) after reading the postcard. They still hadn't of noticed Harry's letter yet and I hope it stays that wa…

'Dad! Dad, Harry's got something' Groan. Darn, spoke too soon. And that ABSOLUTE BRAT! YOU COULD HAVE KEPT THAT INFORMATION TO YOURSELF COULDN'T YOU? BUT NOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T! RAWR!
I saw Harry freeze, in the middle of taking the letter out. Vermin raced over there more like waddling and snatched it out of Harry's hand. Didn't your mother ever tell you not to snatch? That comment, which sounded remarkably like something James would say, made me realise: Where the hell is James. I looked and he was still doing his OH-MERLIN-LOOK-HOW-STUPID-I-LOOK-DANCE. Ah well, I ignored him and went back to watching. I'll inform him later.

'That's MINE' Harry snapped at him, trying to snatch it back. I wouldn't usually condone this behaviour but… GOOD WORK HARRY!

'Who'd be writing to you?' Vermin sneered back. Don't you DARE take that tone with my son Dursley!

He shook the letter out of the envelope and started reading. The envelope floated gracefully to the ground, swaying this way and that way, flipping and spinning. Vermin's face then turned a very interesting colour. It was now extremely green. And as I watched on in fascination, I saw it turn a sort of porridgey grey. The colour made me feel ill. I never really liked porridge anyway.

'P-p-petunia!' He gasped, as if he was having trouble breathing. Serves him right.

I saw Mini Whale try to jump up and get it. Emphasis on try. He couldn't even get his feet off the ground, the heavy sack of potatoes.

Vermin passed it to Petunia who took it gracefully and I saw her eyes scan the first line. She then went extremely pale, like she was going to faint. But she regained herself and clutched at her throat as if she was dying.

'Vernon! Oh my goodness – Vernon!' She turned her head to face him and they stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity. But not lovey dovey. More like: They've found us.

The next moment Mini Whale had whacked Vermin on the head with his school cane. Wow… I have no words for that. Wow.

'I want to read that letter' He demanded.

'I want to read it! As it's Mine!' Harry shouted furiously.

'Get out, both of you' Vermin croaked, his throat dry. But I saw a look of determination pass over Harry's face.

'I WANT MY LETTER!'

'Let me see it' demanded Mini Whale again, putting emphasis on ME as if that gives him the authority to see the letter.

But Vermin had had enough. Finally, maybe he tells of Mini Whale for once?

'GET OUT!' He roared. At least he's shouting at Mini Whale too… Ah what am I kidding: SHUT TUP UP YOU SHRIVELED UP PRUNE!

And with that he grabbed both of them by the neck and threw them out.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

I quickly said Petunia Dursley before the cliff thingy-ma-boby followed Harry outside of the kitchen.

'Vernon, look at the address – how could they possibly know where he sleeps? If they knew where he sleeps you would probably be dead. Idiot.

You don't think they're watching the house?' Petunia finished in a quivering voice.

'Watching – spying – might be following us' Vermin finished, his eyes looking around the room wildly, as if trying to find these 'stalkers'.

'But what should we do, Vernon? Should we write back? Tell them we don't want –'

As if that will stop Famous Harry Potter going to Hogwarts!

'No, No, we'll ignore it. If they don't get an answer… yes, that's best… we won't do anything' Wow he is dumb, worse than dumb. Dumbest! Argh!

'But'

'I'm not having one in the house Petunia! Didn't we swear when we took him in we'd stamp out that dangerous nonsense?' Ah, so all those times you were abusing my child it was for the best? Ah I see now.

Vermin then ripped the letter up and chucked it in the bin. He continued about his morning routine and he eventually left for work.

Once he had left I saw Petunia pear into the bin and pick out some of the scraps of the letter. She sticky taped most of the letter back together. She looked at it, shook her head and sighed sadly. She then proceeded to bury it in the bottom of her wardrobe, never to be found again.

What's up with her?

I walked away from the cliff, set on finding James and giving him another lecture on why prejudices are bad.

I was extremely surprised when I had finished watching and turned around, but he was no longer there.

And I had no idea where he was. Typical James. Disappear without a moment notice.

I heard a shout over to my right and my head snapped over that way. I saw there was a crowd surrounding some sort of spectacle.

Three guesses who.

I ran over there, barging through the people to see what was happening. James was standing there, in the middle enjoying the attention. He was singing. And dancing.

Now let me tell you, James cannot sing. At all. Or dance.

No wonder there was such a big crowd. Everyone thought he was ridiculous!

I ran to James and muttered

'You are coming with me. NOW.' I saw his smile falter a bit but nod and let me lead him out of the circle, to the disappointment of everyone else.

James POV

After I had finished my SOMETHING-AWESOME-HAS-JUST-HAPPENED-AND-I-FEEL-THE-NEED-TO-DO-THIS-LAME-AND-WEIRD-AND-EMBARASSING-DANCE-TO-EXPRESS-MY-FEELINGS dance, I had completely forgotten what I was dancing about. I shrugged it off and focused my attention to the crowd that I had attracted.

Brilliant.

I ran away, singing my head off at the crowd who followed.

I eventually I got tired of running and stopped. Realising I was still centre of attention I decided to give them a bit more.

Time to turn on the amazingly awesomenated dance moves. Yes, awesomenated is a word. Yes, yes it is.

I kept this up for a while, and the crowd just kept getting bigger. I soon wasn't even paying attention to anything.

Until…

Lily.

I sensed someone approaching me, but I didn't pay much attention to them.

Until…

'You are coming with me. NOW.' I know that voice.

I saw lily's face. It wasn't exactly angry. It was more, thoughtful with annoyance. The combination scared me. It was like she was thinking how to kill me after I annoyed her!

I felt obliged to obey her every command so I did.

We walked off until we reached the forest edge. She turned around to face me. Here goes

'James, I've found another reason WHY prejudice is BBAADD!' Oh come on!

She had already given me a 20 million minute lecture about this. It was like:

'Blah blah blah never judge a book by its cover. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Its very bad! Blah blah blah. It's exactly like people calling us the M word.

She got extremely repetive and extremely confusing. Yes, it was her that was confusing, it wasn't me! No I wasn't confused at all… no… I wasn't!

'Lily, I have gotten the point. Please shut it.' Maybe that wasn't the best thing to say. Uh oh.

Lily POV

Please shut it he says? PLEASE SHUT IT HE SAYS? Why that insufferable, arrogant toe rag! Grrr!

I calmed myself down.

'James, this is our son we are talking about' But I think James had had enough with my ranting and lecturing. But I still do not think he understands the point!

'I DON'T CARE IF IT HAD TO DO WITH YOUR SON!' He shouted at me, then stormed off. I was beyond the point of anger by then.

'FINE THEN! SEE IF I CARE! AND YOU'RE RIGHT! HE IS MORE MY SON THAN YOURS! WHO SHIELDED HIM FROM VOLDEMORT? ME! WHO WAS THERE WHEN HE GOT HIS HOGWARTS LETTER? ME! AND WHERE WERE YOU? Oh yeah, that's right. YOU WERE BEING AN ARROGANT GIT MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF TO GET ATTENTION.' As soon as the words were out I knew I shouldn't have said them. I saw a look of hurt flash across James's eyes when he turned around. But I was really couldn't care less at the moment.

I saw him shake his head then walk away.

Yes a little lovers spat at the end :) Or maybe a big one! Shoutout to Sheeptopus for giving me inspiration for Lilys rant.

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