prompt: Pirate Attack

Jacob had just stepped out onto the engineering deck, deep in conversation with Miranda, when all hell broke loose.

The opperative was pushed from his side in a blast biotic force. She fetched up against the bulkhead with a thump just as a tonne of krogan hit him in the knees. EDI started calling the crew to alert before he hit the ground.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" Shepard's bellow cut through the din.

The krogan stood up, and only then did Jacob realize that it was Grunt. He'd covered one eye with a peice of fabric.

"PIRATE ATTACK!" The krogan yelled, happily, and adjusted the makeshift eyepatch wrapped around his massive head.

Shepard pinched the bridge of his nose and took a deep breath. "Grunt. What did I tell you about playing with Jack?"