Chapter 2

I watched him suspiciously. How could he be so smooth about it? Like I wasn't acting like an idiot this morning… he acted like nothing happened…Play it cool Cat, play it cool.

"Hello, it's nice to formally meet you." I mumbled, blush creeping up my neck.

A taller boy in the back with lovely opal hair, looked to Hunny , " Mitsukuni, Its time for your nap."

"Aww, Takashi! I wanna talk more!" Honey stomped his foot in rebellion and pouted, dragging his feet. He walked into a room and crept into a down bed, curling up and muttering under his "Usa-chan" bunny sheets. (by the way usa-chan is short for usagi for those who didn't know, and that means bunny XD)

Was he for cereal? I mean if Hunny is a senior, then why does he need to nap?… And WHAT IS THIS PLACE. I was suddenly worried that the twins had taken me to a rumored host club. Oh god, what do they do here, is it like the ones I've heard about in rumors? I have to get out of here.

The boy with glasses and an intimidating glare spoke, " I am Kyoya Ootohri, you must be worried about the types of transactions that go on in a place like this, hm? Curious?"

"IT'S A HOST CLUB!" Tamaki interrupted, I don't know if I was imagining it but he was sparkling. Tamaki's face was enthusiastic, his eyes lit up with an anxious and excited spark.

"Where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands, entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful "

"That has to be the shadiest sounding thing I have ever heard in my entire life." I said flatly, my eyes, narrowing.

"You must be Cat Carosushi. Your mother runs Carosushi Publishering Co. and you have transferred from England to Japan, correct? My records show that this is your first time attending school." Kyoya smiled. He's intimidating.

ARE THEY STALKING ME….?

"How do u know that about me..?"I trembled, scared.

"As the son of a family that looks into all possible clients, I know everything about everyone, and regularly check students' information. " Kyoya smirked. CREEEPPPPYYYYY.

"Aaahhh, I think I'm going to go, please don't rape me." I stood waiting for a response, but they all stared at me awkwardly. I took it as my cue to leave and started to walk away, but on my way to the door I lost my footing and tripped.

"EEP!" I yelped, as I tumbled to the floor.

There I laid in my new school uniform on the floor, at a host club, full of men… what a sight.

"Ah! Madam!" Tamaki rushed to my side and scooped me up, holding me in his arms, I flushed in embarrassment.

"AHHHH! PUT ME DOWN! I DON'T LIKE BEING PICKED UP!" I squeaked, struggling to escape from his arms.

He placed me down on a sofa gently, trying to avoid my punches and kicks of rebellion.. "My dear… You're bleeding." He pointed out.

"I'm fine," I sighed, trying to rise, only to have Tamaki guide me back into my seat.

"Let me just.." He tried to inspect my wound, but I shoved him away.

"NOPE! I don't want any part in your shady host club. I don't know what you mean by 'entertain' girls but.." I glared again, suspiciously.

"No, No, my dear sweet princess, I'm afraid you don't understand." he smiled,. " We simply … well simply entertain, and bring pleasure to the faces of young women. Stay for today and see for yourself."

The Host club is officially open. I sat next to the Tamaki as they "entertained" the customers. The entertainment is really just them being "Extra Charming", which I didn't think was possible with Tamaki flaunting every aspect of his "perfection"… and good looks.

"Your beauty is like a blossoming rose, I love to stroke the petals and watch it bloom, but will your thorns allow me to do so, my dear?" He whispered in his customer's ear.

Se squealed as I gaped. Who would fall for this crap?

I felt two hands on each shoulder and I jumped. "Hey, Cat, you look bored. You wanna play a game?" said the twins, their eyes flashing mischievously.

"Uhh, sure?" I flinched, confused.

They grabbed me and dragged me over to where a table sat. Two girls sat, watching us amusedly. They plopped me in a seat next to the two customers, smirking.

"Hello ladies" Hikaru smiled.

"This is Cat and she has agreed to be the 5th person in our game" chuckled Kaoru.

His what?!

"Wait, what are you-" I tried to argue but the two twins shushed me.

"shh.." They smiled in sync.

But wh-"I started. I was immediately quieted. They gave me a sharp look, a glint of intimidation in their eyes.

"Here are the rules. You have to guess which twin is which host club member, write it on a piece of paper and whomever gets them all, wins the game." they chuckled together.

"What do we get if we win?" asked one of the girls.

"Well, you get to be the host club queen for a day." Kaoru grinned.

That sound easy…I mean I have met them all but, I don't want to be the queen. I wonder if I could just get some cake… hmm cake.

"Let's start." The Twins smiled cockily.

They suddenly started to act like Mr. Blondie-perfectionist over there, but the girls stared blankly at them. I wrote out Tamaki, sighing. Then suddenly I heard a shout, "Cat-Chan!" and Hunny jumped onto my lap.

"Cat-Chan do you want some cake?" He smiled brightly.

"YESSSSSSS!" I grinned. Cake. Cake. Amazed at the idea of cake. Cake is fabulous.

"But we were playing a game!" Interrupted, Kaoru.

"But there's cake.." I mumbled.

"She can play later," Hunny giggled, pulling my sleeve. We walked over to a table set up with cake and tea. My eyes lit up, and I heard the loudest sound my stomach as ever made, chortle throughout the club room. Oh god, how embarrassing. I didn't waste my time worrying though. CAKE WAS MY MAJOR PRIORITY.

"Oh my god, there are so many kinds!" I smiled enthusiastically. I could feel my mouth water just from staring at the cakes. There were mille feuilles, cream puffs, cheesecake, devil's chocolate cake, opera cake, macarons, assorted cupcakes, green tea mocha cake, even flan. OMIGOD. Hunny and I started eating immediately, I grabbed a strawberry cheesecake and a slice of tiramisu, just beckoning to be eaten, of course I didn't waste much time.

"You sure like cake, Cat-chan." Hunny smiled.

"Yeah, my mother never really let me eat sweets that much." I spooned another slice of tirimasu into my mouth.

Hunny, faster than the speed of light, wolfed down a strawberry shortcake, just momentarily sitting on his plate. Note: MOMENTARILY.

Later, when the Host club had closed, I sat beside Tamaki on a plush sofa.

"So, what did you think?" Tamaki asked, giving me a mix between an enthusiastic and puppy-dog face.

"Um, well… There is one thing I don't get." I smiled timidly, feeling much more comfortable with less guests.

"What is it, Princess?" He questioned, leaning toward me.

I leaned away, not enjoying the lack of personal space. "Why don't you have girl hosts? Wouldn't that make the club more popular? I mean, especially with male students, that way you'd be profiting more with a larger range of customers."

"Well…THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!" He laughed as he stood up, pointing a finger in the air. "You shall be the first official female host!" he spun around, now pointing toward me.

"Wait, what? No, I..." I stuttered, confused.

"You will be great!" He laughed enthusiastically. "You are already a female (editor's note: No duh Cat. Yes. You're a girl. Or are you a hermaphrodite? =_=) and you're pretty, so why not!"

"BUT I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE!" I yelped, " I'M ALREADY SOCIALLY AWKWARD! I CAN'T!"

He trailed off, " I will see you tomorrow, host." He winked.

"But-" I argued.

"No exceptions." he called, as he strode out of the room.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?