A.N. Yup. Laptop's still broken, and I'm still uploading on my iPod which is being a twat. So I recently read a couple fics on this pairing, and you guys seemed to like the other one I wrote. So have another FanYo-ish oneshot.
"Why did you put Scampers in the microwave?"
"I thought he'd turn into-" Fanboy paused for a moment to pose, "Super Cat!"
"You what?!" Yo screeched. "That is the most stupidest idea ever! Why would you think that would happen?"
Fanboy rubbed the back of his neck nervously. 'Maybe this wasn't a good idea.'
"Well, that's how Blastoid got his powers."
The Asian girl rolled her eyes. 'Of course.'
She pouted, crossing her arms over her chest. "You owe me."
His eyes bulged out. "But you have dozens of yamaguchis. And I am not going to give you Chum Chum."
"Fine," she agreed. "No Chum Chum." The volume of her voice lowered. "I'll just get him when you go to sleep tonight," she muttered.
Yo pursed her lips, thinking. Her eyes landed on something in the Fanlair she wanted. "How about some kisses?"
"What?! Ewww!"
"Come on. You killed Scampers so you owe me. I want some kisses!"
He was silent for a moment. "F-f-fine. But just one."
"One?" she whined. "How many times do I have to remind you? You made Scampers power down! You owe me more than one. At least four."
"Fine, Yo. Fine." Hesitantly he walked closer to the girl. Carefully placing a hand on her shoulder, he leaned his head downward closer to her face. Fanboy glanced down at her lips and nervously licked his own.
"F-F-Fanboy? What are you doing?"
"You wanted a kiss, right? I just want to get this over with." He stuck out his tongue in disgust as he pictured the act to come.
Her eyes widened. "Wait! I don't-"
The boy pressed his lips to hers before she could finish.
Yo stood there in shock for a moment before finally pushing him away.
"What was that for?"
"You said you wanted a kiss." He wiped his lips on his sleeve. "Ugh! You can't expect me to give you another one! Why did you even want one from me anyways? I thought you like Chum Chum!"
She facepalmed. "Of course I do! Do you think I'm unfaithful? And I wasn't talking about those kisses! I was talking about THOSE kisses!" She pointed to the bowl behind them that sat on the coffee table.
"Oh…"
Silence blanketed the two of them.
"Well sorry about that." He rubbed the back of his neck and gave a halfhearted nervousl smile.
"For that, I'm taking more than a few kisses."
He quickly ran to the bowl, picked it up, and shoved it into her hands. "Take them! Take them all!"
Yo stared at the clear bowl filled to the brim with the Hershey's chocolate. "This never happened." And with a press of a button, she disappeared.