Title: Modestly Just.

Prompt Name/Prompt List/Ficlet #: Psycho– June - #6

Author: kagome313

Rating: PG-13

Genre: (Admin's Genre) Comedy

Universe: Non-Cannon

Word Count: 630

Summary: Kagome shows her fierce and sadistic side.

Warnings: Language.

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"Where did you kids run off to?"

I ignored Sango while I descended the stairs with Inuyasha close behind me. Inconspicuous was my main goal, but that look gracing Inuyasha's face the exact opposite.

Not to mention the way he straightened his jeans that hung loosely on his hips. I sighed. Why was everything little thing about Inuyasha so goddam sexy?!

"I was just eating my lunch," He smartly voiced, sucking his thump finger before releasing it with a snap of his lips. "It was extra….moist,"

Before he could say anything, I socked him hard in the groin, pleased when he toppled over and rolled down the steps in front of me. "Well…" I stated, brushing my untamed hair away from my face. "What are you guys up to?" Stepping deliberately on the curled up Inuyasha, I walked towards my friends with a fake smile in place.

"Well…" Miroku started, eying my dishevel clothing closely. "We're having lunch – pizza…" He tilted his head to the two large pizza boxes in front of them. "Although they aren't that…moist," He chuckled when my eyes bulged open in shock.

"Miroku…!"

I slapped him upside his head, my cheeks becoming inflamed.

"Why are you so violent Kaggie?"

That innocent tone of Sango was too annoying. Especially when I just know she's just teasing me! I refused to look at them, grunting in response before leaning over for a slice of pizza.

"Ah ah!" Miroku slapped away my hands, then watching his palm with a wide grin before looking back at me with wiggling brows.

"Fuck you," I mouthed silently, the blush traveling down my neck slowly. "Don't you dare say a word!"

"What?" Sango chipped in. "That you were playing with yourself?"

"Right there Inuyasha…!" Mocked Miroku, his head thrown back in fake passion as he pushed his hand between his legs, rolling his hips goofily.

Sango giggled.

"You guys are sick," I spat, folding my arms angrily as I glared off into the distance.

"Oh lighten up Kags," Miroku settled down, grinning widely at her. "We know you're enjoying yourself so just loosen up."

"Yea – it's not like we'll judge you or think any less of you."

"I still hate you guys." I whispered, eying Inuyasha as he sat next to me, his hand instantly drapping around me. "And why are you touching me?"

"You weren't objecting five minutes ago."

His scream of agony resounded in the house as I punched him three times repeatedly in the balls.

"How do you guys know Inuyasha anyways?"

"Well he's Miroku's friend," Sango spoke up, giggling when Miroku shifted from Kagome's powerful fists. "It was my idea to set you up with him actually."

"I see…" I cut my eyes at them. "So you threw me into the lion's den?"

"Technically," Inuyasha strained out. "You were the one who insinuated our first kiss… that led too –…" His face paled as he looked at Kagome's raised fist.

"I dare you to continue," She narrowed her eyes at him. "Say one more thing and I swear to God –…"

"You wouldn't dare," He whispered, cupping his manhood protectively.

"You guys met earlier than planned," Miroku added, chuckling at the subdued Inuyasha. "Not my fault you guys hit the sack,"

"I'll kill you," I promised slowly, leaning forward to take a slice of pizza from the opened boxed. I watched Miroku as I did this, daring him to interject me.

"I love it when she's angry," Inuyasha whispered, rubbing his palm up and down my leg, moving inward closer to my core.

I took a huge bite of my pizza, listening to the music scream passing Inuyasha's lips when I punched him once more. Just for the hell of it.

I smirked at Miroku, who gulped.

Sango giggled.