Title: The Tricksters
Prompt Name/Prompt List/Ficlet #: The Entity – June - #7
Author: kagome313
Rating: K+
nre: (Admin's Genre) Comedy
Universe: Non-Cannon
Word Count: 699
Summary: Kagome tricks Miroku with the help of Sango.
Warnings: Language, minor w/w
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So the position I'm in wouldn't technically make me seem like the straight arrow in the bunch. I mean with the way Sango and I was tangled in each other's embrace with our tops off, exposing our bras?
Yeah – not very convincing.
Unless you peg me as a bisexual – or bi-curious… whichever.
Though the real irony here…
Miroku fist pump both his hands in the air, his head raised to the heaven with a wide grin slipping his visage in half. "I knew it dear lord," He murmured, opening his palms as he prayed. "I knew it – I fucking knew it!" Jumping up and doing a kidding dance – the one like in the ballet movie called Flash or something – he shook his head as a little glee of whimper exploded. "THANK YOU!"
Snapping his up to us, he paused in his actions, resting his hands on his hips as walked seductively towards us – which in all honesty made him look gay. "What do you lesbos have to say now?"
I had the good grace to blush, clinging closer to Sango with a soft whimper in embarrassment. "Why did you call him?" Looking up bashfully at Sango, I blushed deeper when she cupped my visage.
"I didn't call him babes," She kissed my nose softly, "I swear…"
"Now hold it right there!" Miroku spoke up, his eyes twinkling with delight as they shifted from his girlfriend to me and back. "I did not come to check up on my girl – worried sick – to find her in such a compromising position!" He rested his head in his palm, sniffling before looking back up at us. "I am so hurt!"
I watched him as he turned his back on us, fanning himself as he tried to contain his tears. Sango was about to speak up, probably in some form of apology but his sudden twirl with a loud clasping of his hands shut her up instantly.
"How could you girls think to keep this from me?" He walked closer to us, dabbing tears from his eyes. "Did you think I'd…object?" This time he broke out in a salacious grin, kneeling closer towards us with those twinkling orbs of his.
Of course he'd like these sort of things! His name was Miroku for crying out loud! And if Hentai was his middle name, I wouldn't be surprise in the least!
"Now I'm all for sharing," He whispered, the happiness coating each words. "The Lord God Almighty spoke of sharing… And how much it symbolizes caring. And if I have to share my loving Sango just to show how much I care…" He puffed out his chest – slapping it for major effects – "Then so be it!"
"Miroku…"
"No – it's quite alright my dear,"
I rolled my eyes; he has got to be kidding me!
"Dear?" I turned to Sango who smiled in return. "I… I didn't mean for us to get caught like this – I should have listened to you and stayed upstairs."
"Wait," Miroku giggled. Yeah, he actually giggled for a good minute with his hand hiding his teeth has he hunched over with giddiness. "Did you spend the night here Sango?" Eying the both of us mysteriously, he 'tsked' after a while. "My…" He wet his lips… "No wonder I couldn't get a hold of you."
"I'm sorry –…"
"No," He held up his hand at Sango. "No need to apologize for I, Miroku knows how important it is to please God," He stood up slowly, as if in slow motion. "I, Miroku will not disobey God and become uncaring!"
"Miro…" I blushed deeply, "You're embarrassing me!"
He smiled. "Gomen dear lesbo." He giggled again.
I blushed deeper before turning to Sango, "Can I have a word with him for a bit?"
"Sure, I have to hurry home and wash up anyways," She winked at me.
Miroku burst out laughing. "I'm to be alone with… her?" His thoughts didn't go unnoticed.
Sango flashed an annoyed look, but it totally flew by him. "Do have fun with him Kags," And before leaving, with her shirt in her hands, she eased down and gave me a deep, opened mouth kiss.
"Oh hallelujah!" Miroku groaned.