Title: Speedy Much?
Prompt Name/Prompt List/Ficlet #: Mortal Kombat – June - #9
Author: kagome313
Rating: PG-13
Genre: (Admin's Genre) Comedy
Universe: Non-Cannon
Word Count: 544
Summary: Kagome and Inuyasha have their first real argument.
Warnings: Language.
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As I sped down the road towards our first outing, I couldn't help but glance at him for what seemed like the hundredth time since he got into my car. How much more of a pussy can he be from a simple scratch from a… pussy?
I giggled at the irony.
His glare hushed my outburst but a whisper of a smile still played on my lips. "When's the silent treatment going to end?"
My only response was a flippant grunt before he turned his gaze back out the window. Was he seriously going to get mad over something so trivial? It wasn't my fault that he called Buyo fat! I scoffed at his childishness, speeding down the road with silence of my own.
"Great, now I'm gonna die because suddenly got her PMS?" He chuckled darkly.
I ignored him, pushing close to eighty along the relatively scant road, easily overtaking two vehicles.
"Would you slow the fuck down?" He barked suddenly, "I actually like to get to the beach in one piece!"
I snapped in his direction. "That'll be hard to do, considering the number you got from a pussy." Snorting as I ignored his protestation, I turned up the music.
"Slow the fuck down!" He barked, easing over towards me, his eyes blazing with anger.
I'd had enough of his sudden PMSing! What kind of guy throws a fit like a drama queen who's nail suddenly broke?
"Slow down!"
"Shut up!" I snapped, "Your ass don't get to talk," Cracking a sadistic smile I watched him for a brief second, relishing in his panic as the wind slapped against us, "Pussy," I giggled.
"Why don't you slow down, so I can show you how much of a pussy I am?"
"Aww…did you forgot you already showed me?"
Giggling when he growled in annoyance, I almost swerved off the road as he got closer to me. "Slow the fuck down will you?"
"Or what?"
"Dammit Kagome – just slow down!" He shouted, "Why you gotta be such a bitch?"
"Why you got to be such a pussy?"
"Fuck off, and fuck you!"
I shrugged.
"Slow down."
"Apologize first?"
He grasped his head in frustration as his glare bore holes in me. Did he think I was kidding? Because I was far from joking around. I'd be damned if I let some idiot who allows a cat to get the better of him call me names.
"If I apologize, you'd slow down?"
I didn't answer him for a few long seconds. Mostly because it felt like a bargain – pfft, I don't care if it was actually a bargain – his ass was just too temperamental. Don't know why I even tolerated him.
I giggled suddenly as my mind flashed to his naked body.
Right, right… Of course there was a valid reason.
I heard him sigh before settling back in his seat. "I'm sorry for calling you a bitch," He reluctantly murmured. "Now would you please slow down?"
Turning my head slightly to look him in the eyes, I smiled sweetly just after taking over a truck.
"No," I breathed, pushing a ninety now.
"Argh – you bitch!"
Another round of insults and curses faded as the sound of a siren caught my attention.
"Oh fuck."
"Exactly."