Title: We're Contaminated.

Prompt Name/Prompt List/Ficlet #: Jaws – June - #11

Author: kagome313

Rating: PG-13

Genre: (Admin's Genre) Comedy

Universe: Non-Cannon

Word Count: 680

Summary: If he has it, then obviously she has to have it too

Warnings: Language.

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I stood with an erect posture next to my car with Inuyasha practically breathing down my face as he glared ominously at me. Snorting flippantly, I folded my arms with an upturn of my nose at him.

"Care to tell me what the fuck that was all about?" He breathed out, taking another step closer to me.

His body temperature soothed me so good, yet so bad at the same time – but I had to keep focus. If he was actually mad just because I saved him from that harlot then he had another thing coming!

Especially if he actually didn't want to be saved.

"Nope." I breathed out.

Dropping my arms, I inched away from him to get in the car, but he blocked my path, a sudden grin touching his lips. "I know what's up,"

My mouth opened slightly when I noticed the little dent in his pants. "If it's not your dick, then you don't," Grinning back at him, I pushed him away and hopped in the car, starting it up as he came in next to me.

"Yeah, I definitely know what's up,"

That grin of his needed to be slapped off – with something stronger than my hands. But overall, I was glad when he didn't made any move to indulged in his ridiculous theory as we sped down the road to the dock where he was going to buy me ice-cream!

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It's been over an hour and he still couldn't get rid of that grin? What was his jaws made of? Steal?

As I ate my ice-cream in silence, I couldn't help but wonder what his theory was… Nor could I stop the little jealousy in me that kept creepy up every time I saw a girl checking him out, or him checking out a girl. What the fuck was wrong with him?

Hadn't he received enough foot to the shin to learn his lesson?

"That dude is watching you," He grinned wider – I was sure his jaws were going to crack right then and there.

"As me if I care."

"Ah!" He sighed loudly, signaling for the dude to come over – who stupidly actually did! Who does that? Can't he see we looked like a couple?

Or did this motherfucker think we were siblings? Maybe he was related to the cop bitch.

I glared at Inuyasha.

"Hey there," He pulled up a chair for the fragile looking guy. "Have a seat – sit, sit." He cajoled, before leaning over towards the guy. "You are so cute," He 'tsk'd' like a slut, drawing closer to the guy that I simply had to quirk my brow.

"Um…Tha-thank you," The poor guy stuttered out.

"I realize you were eying this girl – ain't she a beauty?" Waggling his brows at the guy, I watched as the stutterer blushed. "Funny thing though,"

Looking up when he suddenly paused, I couldn't help but narrowed my eyes – especially when Inuyasha sighed dramatically. "She has this thing," Sighing tragically, I felt my mouth going loose with stupor.

"Inu – .."

"Shush," He caressed my arms lightly. "It's okay baby," He pinched his lips in, closing his eyes with a shake of his head. "It's… O…Kay!" Then turned back to the boy. "You see – I'm gay."

He exhaled as if the simply phrase took away a heavy load. "I'm as gay as they come, but I fooled this beautiful creature into believing that I wasn't…"

"Um… Sorry?" He turned to me, sorrow shining from the depth of his green orbs! "That must have been - …"

I cut him off with a raised of my hands. "Shut up," Turning to Inuyasha I hissed at him. "You too!"

"Honey – it's okay," He furrowed his brows. "I'm sure he would still ask you out even though you have aids!"

"Wait – what?" The boy spoke up, and I seriously would have cussed him out if my mouth wasn't hanging open on the floor.

"Aids, dude – the finest aids of all aids."

Inuyasha grinned and right then and there, I wanted to smash his jaws in beyond repair.