Title: Fake It All

Prompt Name/Prompt List/Ficlet #: All Dogs Go To Heaven – June - #13

Author: kagome313

Rating: PG-13

Genre: (Admin's Genre) Comedy

Universe: Non-Cannon

Word Count: 671

Summary: Kagome's in denial… and she's angry.

Warnings: Language.

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Grumbling under my breath, I looked out at the sun as it sank beneath the sea, as if it was mirroring my once happy mood earlier today! As if it was saying "bye-fucking-bye to your happiness Kagome!"

I snorted – how I wish I could gut the sun at that very moment.

"Well, I'm officially 'the aids' dude,"

Jumping slightly from the sudden break of silence, I looked over my shoulders to see Inuyasha with his hands shoved in his front jeans pocket, the wind carrying his hair about him in a silent twirl of dance.

He looked so beautiful right now…

… Yes, and very, very fuckable.

"Good to know," I cracked a smile, turning back my attention to the departing sun. "At least you didn't make someone cry,"

"Oh I'm pretty sure I made some girls cry," Coming next to me, he peered down at me, his gaze intense.

"Stop that," I shifted from him.

This whole atmosphere was beginning to feel… different.

"You know you're the biggest bitch I've ever come across?"

Silence was the only thing that exited my lips as I gaped up at his intense eyes, wondering if he was here to fuck me over more – not literally – or throw some more insults my way. Either way, neither of the two options seemed too appealing.

"Well now you know why I like it on my knees." Without waiting for a reply – mostly because I know I was about to jump his ass and send him to an early death – I decided to head back to my car and get the hell out of dodge.

But his light grasp held me firm.

"I'm not done talking to you."

"I'm done taking your insults!"

"As if your ass is innocent with the shit you be telling me," Pulling me closer to him i had to notice then and there how amazingly beautiful his eyes were, especially under the rays of the same sinking sun that seem to take more to Inuyasha!

"Not my fault when you're so fucking annoying!" Snatching my hand out of his grip, I pivoted to continue walking away from him.

"It's funny how you're the only one who thinks I'm annoying." His voice was right behind me as I neared my vehicle. "Know what they say about that?"

"…That I'm good at seeing through people?"

When I opened my car door and sat in the driver's seat, I couldn't pull the door close from his firm hold.

"Close," He grinned, easing down towards me with his breath tickling my neck. I felt his lips graze it before kissing my ear lope softly. "But I was leading more to the part where you like me,"

Going completely still at his voiced thoughts, I couldn't stop the sudden heat that flushed my form. His knowing smile did nothing but aid in a darker flush!

"That is as ridiculous as saying the Sun rises on the east!"

"It doesn't make it any less real," He chuckled. "Besides – the sun does rise on the east."

Screaming out in frustration I twisted my form, bringing my leg up and kicking him away from my car. "Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Slamming the door close and locking it before he regained his balance, I screamed out an 'argh' with added aggravation before starting up my car.

His teasing chuckle only added to my irate as I circle out of the parking lot, but I was force to halt in my speeding when I saw Inuyasha ushering a dog out in my path. What the hell was this asshole up to?!

The screeching noise of my tires alerted everyone in close vicinity, and I was deafened by a loud bang followed by a yelp in pain.

One would think I hit the idiot, but if I hadn't notice him throwing himself on the ground, face down as if he was dead – I'd have probably shit my pants… and maybe live with regret for being in denial.

Only if I hadn't.