TONIGHT'S EPISODE: HAM ON RYE, HOLD THE MAYOR
So, those of you who have any idea what I'm doing with this, have seen most of this episode already, so I'll just skip to the end. This is gonna be a very short chapter...
But before I do that, I want to say something. I've got a couple of things planned for future episodes, but not enough if I want this to be a long-running show! So give me your ideas! WHat other adventures should Perry and Doof go on? Tell me in your review! Please?
Okay, now that that's over, let's skip to the end. Let's see, fast-forward... Here we are!
"You want me? You come get me!" shouted Punk-Fake-Mayor-Guy as he transformed into a ten-foot-tall hideous monster!"
"What IS that?" shouted Doofenshmirtz.
"I have no idea!" said Rick. "Those readings make no sense!"
"Grrrrr," said Perry, which probably meant, "WHATEVAH! Let's go kick some shape-shifter butt!"
Suddenly, Perry jumped onto Rick, somersaulted onto a building, and leaped right into the monster's eye!"
"Gah!" shouted the creature. "My eye! My only weakness!" The monster stumbled backwards, grabbing at its eye, and crashed to the ground, reverting back to its mayor form.
"Grrrr," said Perry as he landed with swiftness and agility on both feet and one of his hands, the other sticking behind him dramatically. His growl probably meant, "That was easy."
"Why?" shouted Doofenshmirtz, pointing an accusatory finger at the shapeshifter. "Why did you do it, Punk-Fake-Mayor-Guy?"
"Because," said Punk-Fake-Mayor-Guy, whose name is very tiring to write. "The mayor has absolute power over the Tri-State area! Who wouldn't want that?"
"Oh, right," said Doofenshmirtz.
"Congratulations, Doof 'N' Puss," said Rick, extending his computer-screen-thingy over to them as the police dragged the shapeshifter away. "You have once again saved the Tri-State Area from certain peril."
"I don't know, that seemed a little too easy…," said Doofenshmirtz.
"Grrrr," said Perry, elbowing him in the knee, which probably meant, "Don't jinx it!"