I go back into the living room and find Phil watching the TV.
"Phil we're going back to my place. Now. I just witnessed the most vile and disgusting thing ever."
He says, "I'm sorry you had to witness that. I heard you yelling at Dan. I couldn't stop laughing."
"I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE! THANKS FOR YOUR SYMPATHY!" I yell.
"I'm sorry." He apologetically says, "Let's go."
When we get back to my place we hop onto the couch and cuddle while watching Buffy and eventually fall asleep. When I wake up, I'm in my bed not knowing how I got there.
"Phil?" I call out, "PHIIILLL?"
I don't hear a reply so I start looking around for him. He's nowhere to be found. I panic as I frantically call him. He answers. Thank god.
"PHIL WHERE ARE YOU?" I yell.
"Calm down I'm just packing my things." he tells me.
"YOU TOLD DAN WITHOUT ME?" I YELL. "No he's not here he went out to breakfast with Hayley." he says.
"Oh okay. I'll be there in a few."
When I get there Phil is packing up his clothing.
"Hey I missed you this morning!" he says to me.
"I missed you too." I say and then kiss him. As we finish packing Dan walks in with his girlfriend Hayley.
"Phil what are you doing? Why do you have all your things packed up?" Dan asks.
"We're moving in together!" I say as I lean on Phil.
"Thats Wonderful!" Hayley says looking over at Dans expression.
"Yeah thats great.." Dan murmurs with annoyance in his eyes.
"You and Me will still hang out everyday and you can just call me whenever you want to make a new video or play Crash Bandicoot." Phil says as he pats Dan on the shoulder.
"I just hope you're right." Dan responded with the same unsure expression as before.
"Dan I'm sorry. You know how much I've always loved Phil." I say trying to convince him that it's a good idea.
"Dan I love her more than I've ever loved anyone else. She is my everything." Phil says while making the cutest puppy-dog face I have ever seen.
"It's okay... but absolutely NO getting pregnant!" Dan says.
"Don't worry Dan we use condoms." I say as I wink at Phil.
He winks back as Dan says, "very funny Kaylen, but seriously if you get pregnant I will chop off Phil's penis."
"Okay! Okay guys that's enough!" yells Phil, "Kaylen, If you do eventually get pregnant I will stay with you and the baby. Dan, YOU WILL NOT BE TOUCHING THAT PART OF MY ANATOMY!"
"Dan, I think I better get going. Bye." Says Hayley, Dan's new girlfriend.
"Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!" We all say as she walks out the door.
"We should get going too, bye Dan." I say while grabbing Phil's hand. "Bye Dan." says Phil.
"Bye, you guys hope you have fun doing whatever you two do!" Says Dan.
"We will!" Phil and me say simultaneously as we walk out the door.