Hello people! It's me, Chaos, and I'm here with the fifth chapter of Link's misadventures in wind waker. Thanks to all the people who reviewed the previous chapters and even told me of some mistakes that I have been making. I really appreciate that and am so glad that you guys are enjoying this. Anyway, I don't want to spend most of this thing talking about unnecessary stuff, so let's get on to chapter five! If you like it, feel free to leave a review and, if I happen to make any more mistakes, leave some constructive criticism. Even if anyone has any ideas on how I could improve, please feel free to tell me. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this!

Link's misadventures in wind waker: The golden bomb ship

"Hey, King of red lions, do you think that princess Zelda is safe where ever she is?" Link asked his partner.

"Link, she's been taken captive by Ganondorf," The ship responded, "I seriously doubt that she's safe"

"Oh, come on. Ganondorf doesn't seem like a dangerous guy. He's just a douche"

"Link, do you not remember him having his bird chuck you off the highest point of the forsaken fortress?"

"Yes, but he could of done so much worst"

"No, Link, there is nothing worse than being tossed off the forsaken fortress thousands of miles of away in the middle of the ocean"

"Whatever you say, King of red lions. Why did we start it out like this anyway?"

"Chaos didn't make this up, remember?"

"Why's that?"

"She said that every time she makes something up for the beginning that we always break the fourth wall"

"Didn't we just break the fourth, like, several times in that conversation?"

"Yes, Link, we did, but it's still not as often as in the last chapter"

"Oh, that one. I think she literally shattered it last chapter"

"Link, stop breaking the fourth wall and get serious. We have a very important mission today"

Link groaned.

"We have another job to do? Why can't I just get a break?" Link whined.

"Yes, Link, we have another job. Heroes do get breaks, but this isn't the time for one. We have to rescue princess Zelda from Ganondorf before the entirety of the Great Sea and Hyrule are taken over by that madman" The king of red lions responded.

"Please, I really want to take a break. I'm the hero of winds! I deserve a break!"

"Stop being a whiney boy and take this seriously. This might be a parody, but we still need to accomplish something in each chapter!"

"We didn't accomplish anything the first chapter. So, technically, that's not true"

"Link, what did I tell in the beginning of this chapter?"

"I know, don't break the fourth wall, I'm sorry"

"Good, now, we need to discuss this mission of ours"

Link groaned again.

"Link, we are not having this discussion again. You are a hero and your job is to help people. Deal with it" The king of red lions snapped at him.

"Fine. Explain the mission already" Link whined

"Our job, today, is to find the golden bomb ship and retrieve the triforce chart from it"

"A golden bomb ship? Those exist?"

"Yes, Link., but only one is present in the Great Sea. Every other one is found somewhere else in the world"

"King of red lions, do you not remember the last incident with a bomb ship?"

"Actually, yes, I do and it was quite hilarious"

Link only glared at the ship in anger.

"That is the meanest thing you have said to me" Link stated.

"Link, get a sense of humor, lots of things have happened to you throughout this adventure and you may not think it's funny, but others do" The king of red lions explained.

"That is still the meanest thing I have ever heard, but anyway where is this golden bomb ship we're supposed to be looking for?"

"It's located on the northwest corner of Needle Rock isles. It won't be easy, but we need to retrieve the triforce and defeat Ganondorf"

"And rescue princess Zelda"

"Yes, and that to"

(Ten minutes later, at Needle Rock isles)

Link and King of red lions looked around for the golden bomb ship.

"So, where this golden bomb ship?" Link asked his partner,

"I'm not exactly sure, but I know it's here" The king of red lions said.

Link only stared behind them. The king of red lions, realizing something was wrong, turned to look and sighed at the sight of an incoming bomb.

"This doesn't surprise me at all" The king of red lions stated.

"I think this is almost a running gag. One I don't like!" Link sighed.

The pair sighed, knowing that the bomb was going to hit them anyway. The pair was soon covered in ash from the bomb that previously hit them.

"This isn't the least bit amusing" Link said.

"Once again, Link, it is to others" The king of red lions said.

"Why do I have a feeling that everything is about to blow up in our faces?"

"I don't know, Link. Maybe it's because we're literally surrounded by a trio of bomb ships!" The king of red lions screamed .

Link looked around to see that they were really surrounded by a trio of bomb ships. One of them was the gold one that they set out to look for in the first place.

"Hello bomb ships. I hope that you're not considering blowing us up, because we have some other incidents with bomb ships and I would prefer not to repeat them" Link explained.

"Listen, kid. We're bomb ships. That's our job and you have entered our island" The golden one said

"This isn't your island!"

"Our island!" The three bomb ships screamed at once

"You guys are officially crazy, but listen to us. We need the triforce chart to rescue the princess of Hyrule, Zelda, and I would prefer to have no violence in this at all. So, please just give us the trifoce chart and we'll leave your island"

"Link, they're not going to listen to you. They're bomb ships" The king of red lions said

"Listen to your ship, kid. We are the bomb ship trio and I am their leader, the great,,,,!"

"Let me guess, your name is bob?" Link asked

"No," The golden bomb ship said, "That's bob, right there"

Link glared at the bomb ship, who happened to have a B painted on one of his sides.

"Hello, Link. It's nice to see you again," Bob said, "Have you retrieved the octo chart yet?"

"No, but I still hate you. Does that count for anything?" Link asked him.

"No. That's just harsh, man"

The golden bomb quickly shut the pair up by shooting a bomb into the air.

"Listen, there is no fighting in front of the great Francis!" The gold bomb ship cried.

The group remained silent for several minutes. All of a sudden, Link and his partner burst out laughing. The three bomb ships stared in anger at them, getting there cannons ready. Their laughter slowly stopped as they noticed the three bomb ships aiming at them.

"Oh, that was a bad idea," The king of red lions said, "I am so sorry about that, but Francis just doesn't sound like a name for a bomb ship"

"And it is quire hilarious" Link added

"Listen, kid. My parents named me, Francis, and I am proud to be known as Francis! So, shut up or face my wrath!" The golden bomb ship cried.

Link went silent and stared at the three ships in horror. He slowly shrunk down and hid from the three bomb ships. The king of red lions sighed.

"Listen, bomb ships. I apologize for my friend's behavior," He started, "He is a bit of an idiot. Francis is a wonderful name and I'm pretty sure everyone you meet thinks that as well"

The three bomb ships glared at him. The king of red lions, clearly nervous, looked around in panic.

"So, we never heard the name of the last one," He said, "What is his name?"

"Oh, his name is Derp" Bob answered.

The king of red lions only stared at them.

"His name is Derp? Is that even a name?" The king of red lions asked.

"In this world it is," Derp answered, "I doubt it would be considered a name anywhere else"

"Yea, I seriously doubt that to"

The ships glared at them once again. The king of red lions sighed.

"Can we make a deal or something? I can do something for you and, in return, you can give us the triforce chart?" The king of red lions asked.

The three bomb ships put there cannons away.

"Keep talking" Francis said

"Well, how about you can have a couple of free blows at Link and then you can give us the triforce chart?" The king of red lions suggested.

"That won't do, my friend. We have something else in mind" Bob said.

"I thought Francis was the leader?"

"He is, but we all think alike. We are bomb ships after all" Derp answered.

"And you all scare me"

"I know right?" They all said in unison.

Link slowly sat back up and looked around at the bomb ships.

"Have we worked out a deal yet?" He asked.

'No, but I bet you two would like to hear what it would take to get that triforce chart" Francis said.

"Actually, yes, I would like to hear that" The pair of heroes said.

"Good. I would like you to allow me to blow up your hero here with the biggest bomb in our supply. I request that he be tied to something to prevent him from escaping the blast and then I will give you your triforce chart" Francis explained

The pair of heroes stared at them. Link was about to pull the sail out of his pocket and make a run for it, but the king of red lions glared at him as he was about to equip it.

"Is that the only way you'll let us take the chart?" The king of red lions asked.

"Yes" The three bombs said in unison.

The king of red lions sighed, but nodded. Link looked deeply offended.

"Why are you just allowing them to blast me with the biggest bomb in their arsenal? I thought you were my friend?" Link screamed in his partner's face.

"Link, we're partners. We're not really friends. We just happened to meet up with one another on Windfall island and are now working together to defeat Ganondorf and save princess Zelda" The king of red lions responded.

"That is one of the meanest things you have ever said to me"

"Yes, but this is also the only way that they'll give up the triforce chart!"

Link considered it for a second and then glared at his partner.

"Fine, but I still hate you making me do this" Link said with his arms crossed.

"Good, bomb ships, are you all ready?" The king of red lions asked the trio

"Yes, but first I want to restrain to your friend to prevent him from escaping" The three bomb ships said in unison.

"Why are you three talking in unison?" Link asked them.

"Because we are bomb ships and we all think alike" They said in unison once again.

"This is going to take a lot of getting used to" The king of red lions sighed.

(Fifteen minutes later)

The four ships just finished, somehow, restraining the hero. Link, looking extremely annoyed, sighed and glared at the four ships.

"Link, just relax. The bomb can't be that big" The king of red lions reassured.

"Well, actually, about that" The three bomb ships said.

The pair of heroes stared in horror at the bomb. Link looked like he was bout to be sick and the king of red lions looked shocked, and surprised, at the size of the bomb.

"How the heck can you guys even carry that?" The pair screamed.

"That's a long, annoying story" The three ships said.

"Can you stop talking in unison like that?" The pair screamed.

"We are not permitted to stop this and you two just did the same thing" They responded.

The pair of heroes looked at each other and sighed.

"Just shoot the dang bomb" They said.

"Whatever you say" The three bomb ships said.

They waited anxiously as the bomb flew at the hero of winds. Link was about to scream, but was cut off by the explosion. The ships stared in horror at the size of the explosion.

"I didn't think the explosion was going to be that big" Bob said.

"I think we just literally blew up the entire island" Derp said

"Oops. We should of thought this through" Francis said.

"Can we have the triforce chart already?" The king of red lions asked them.

"As promised, you may have your triforce chart" The three ships said.

Bob launched the triforce chart at the king of red lions, which landed perfectly on the place where Link usually sat. The king of red lions nodded to them.

"Farewell, talking boat. Maybe you can come and play some cards with us one night?" Francis said.

The king of red lions thought about it for a second.

"Sure," He said happily, "How about this Saturday?"

"Sounds good," The three bomb ships said, "We'll mark that on our calendar"

"And there talking in unison again!"

(At Windfall island)

Link woke up to see the King of red lions staring down at him. He sat and glared at him.

"Are those bomb ships gone?" He asked him.

"Yes and we did get the triforce chart"

"That's great, but we're never going to see them again, right?"

"About that"

"What did you do?"

"I told them that I would go and play cards with them this Saturday night"

"You traitor! I will mur…."

(That Saturday)

The king of red lions and the trio of bomb ships were playing poker on a table, that somehow appeared out of nowhere, in the middle of the ocean. Since the island that was there was blown up. The king of red lions glared at them and placed his hand down.

"I've got a pair of kings," He said, "What about you?"

The three bomb ships placed their hands down.

"Full house!" They said all together

"HOW THE HECK DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!" The king of red lions cried

(The end)

Well, that's it for chapter five! I hope you all enjoyed it! Again, if you notice anything I can improve on please tell me. This one was a lot of fun to write and I just loved coming up with the names of the bomb ships. If you liked it, feel free to leave a review. If you don't, just get lost. See ya!

BTW, this one is actually shorter than the others, but I hope you stil llke it otherwise! :)