Hey people! It's me MysticalChaosX. Here with chapter eight of Link's misadventures in wind waker. It has been so long since I've updated anything and I had some free time to write this chapter. This isn't the original chapter eight (Since the original is on our other computer, that doesn't work at the moment), but I hope you enjoy regardless.

Link's misadventures in Wind Waker: The endless night.

The King of Red Lions sighed in annoyance as he watched Link play the song of passing for the twentieth time in a row. The fact that they were on Greatfish isle, the cursed island, didn't make it much better.

"Why the heck isn't this working?! The creeper man said this would work!" Link said, getting frustrated.

"Link, if it didn't work the first time, what makes you think it's going to work the twentieth time? That makes no sense whatsoever, but than again barely anything in Zelda makes sense anyway. Why do we even question it?" The King of Red Lions asked.

"I'm sure. Why did the game insist on putting a talking dragon boat in a game with a twelve year old, that is clearly inexperienced in swordplay, and expect them to travel to Hyrule, to save the princess of Hyrule that is no where to be found? It makes no sense"

"Link, it wasn't the game, it was Miyamoto that insisted on it. He is the creator of this game afterall"

"Are you really sure about that? Do you have the facts to back that up?"

"No, the authoress never has any facts to back any of the stuff she says up. It's like the reason she hates Ilia. (twilight princess fans, please don't leave anything about this in any review. It's a joke. Even though I really hate Ilia). It's illogical and had no research whatsoever done on it"

"Or she just doesn't know much about the legend of zelda timeline"

"Link, she doesn't give a carp about the timeline. She's a writer, she doesn't care about it"

Link just crossed his arm and sighed.

"I cannot believe I'm the one saying this, but aren't we supposed to be progressing with the story? Now be the mister explanation, like usual, and tell me where the heck we're supposed to go" He said.

"Fine, you don't have to be a deadpan snarker about it. We're supposed to go to your home island and confront Jabun about giving us the blue pearl to break this glob forsaken curse and make it to the next dungeon of the game" The ship explained.

"So, why are we just sitting here? Let's head south of here and confront that Jabun person! It doesn't sound long or hard whatsoever!"

"You didn't let me finish, Link"

"Excuse me? There's MORE? Nothing in this game is short!"

"It's shorter than skyward sword, but we don't for sure because the authoress has no proof whatsoever and is probably just saying that because she hates the game with a passion"

"Are you going to explain or not? I'm pretty sure everyone has had enough of the authoress not doing her research joke, if it even is a joke"

"Fine, but I'm pretty someone enjoyed it. Anyway, we have to go to Windfall Island and rob the bomb shop, because we need funds for another part of the game that the authoress will most likely not parody due to the fact that it would be mostly jokes about a certain thirty-five year old being cheap as hell"

"Pardon?"

"Nothing. We just need to go rob a shopkeeper of some bombs and break down a huge stone blocking a cave while circling around in a random whirlpool that appeared for no explained reason whatsoever"

"I don't understand this game"

"No one does, Link. Just take my instructions and we'll be at Outset in no time"

(At Windfall)

Link and his partner stared at the island, not even amused by what they saw.

"Why didn't you mention this was going to happen? I thought you knew everything about this game?" Link said in monotone.

"I didn't think that Tetra and her stupid band of pirates were going to travel to this island and steal the bombs before we showed up. They're probably going to ditch the bombs on their ship with some dumb lard left to guard them" The king of red lions.

"You didn't foreshadow just now, did you?"

"No, the authoress would never do that"

(Later)

Link sighed as he walked inside the ship, staring at Niko as if he was expecting him to be there.

"King of Red Lions, why haven't you told me a single bit of truth in this chapter as all?" Link spoke into his gossip stone.

"What are you talking about? How the heck was I supposed to know that she would go as far foreshadowing an event that everyone, or most people, could predict from a mile away" The king of red lions.

"She constantly breaks the fourth wall. How could it come off as a surprise to anyone? It's like she deliberately uses that joke in the case where she can't think of anything else to do"

"Link, stop being a deadpan snarker and act like an idiot for once this chapter, like the authoress intended on"

Link only sighed and turned to Niko.

"Niko, I'll make this short and simple, give me the bombs or I'll tear you apart slowly with every weapon in my arsenal" He said.

"Link, when the heck did you become some kind of comedic sociopath? It's like the authoress intended on making you change characters every ten seconds" Niko said.

"I'm pretty sure everyone is already getting sick of this joke already. I don't even know how many times it's been made in this chapter. And don't even get me started on the whole fourth wall thing"

Niko only stared at him and shook his head.

"I can't give you the bombs. Miss Tetra told me that I had to guard them my life and die if any comedic sociopath came to take them from me" He said.

"Are you the retarded one of the pirates?" Link asked.

"No. I am no retard. Just ask all the other pirates. They'll tell you I'm one of the most intelligent people ever!"

(Meanwhile at the bar, on the island)

"Thank goodness that we left that idiot Niko to guard the bombs. There's no way that moron would last three drinks with us" Gonzo said.

"I know right! He acts like we like him, even though we all hate him and just use him as our cleaning person" Another pirate said.

All the pirates started to laugh, dancing circles around Tetra in tutus singing the sailor song. Tetra only sighed and gulped down her drink, fainting five seconds later.

(At the ship)

"I'll just take your word on that, but I doubt that's actually true" Link said.

"But, I can allow you to take my test from the beginning of the game again for the bombs" Niko said.

Link only shook his head in disgust.

"I'll take your test, but I guarantee it isn't different from last time" He said.

(Five seconds later)

Link only glared at Niko, who stood there with a retarded looking grin.

"You like it? I'm going to have the others test it once they return from where ever the heck they went" Niko said.

"It's basicly just the same course boxes replacing all the platforms and more rope hanging from the ceiling. It's going to be easier than the last test" Link said.

"Care to make a wager on that?"

"Yes. If I completely within three to five seconds, you have to cosplay as Tetra until the pirates come back and get into a cat fight with the real one"

"Deal. If you don't complete it in that time, you have to give up your journey to save your sister and stay on this crew as my slave"

"Sounds good to me. I'm not liking this journey anyway"

Niko grinned and jumped over to the other side in a single jump, looking back at him with a cocky looking grin. Link only sighed and jumped onto the first platform. Niko turned and grinned.

"He can't do it" He said to himself.

He turned around and screamed when he saw Link standing there with his arms crossed.

"Where the hell did you come from?!" He screamed.

"The other side, where else?" Link responded.

"How did you get over her so fast?"

"Transition powers"

"What the hell are those?"

"That's for me to know and for you to never find out, ever. Now give me the bombs and put this costume on"

Niko took the costume in shame and pointed over to the chest with the bombs in it. Link walked by him and happily opened the chest, walking away with the bombs.

(Outside the ship)

The King of Red Lions watched as Link walked out with a look of success on his face.

"I'm guessing you got the bombs, right?" The ship asked him.

"Yes and I got Niko to put on Tetra cosplay!" Link responded.

The ship only stard at him in confusion.

"How the hell did you manage to do that?" He asked.

"That's a short, hilarious, story, but I'll tell you that I finally made use of the transition powers that I was rewarded" Link responded.

"Link, this isn't an abridged series"

"Technically, it could be. Abridged means shorter and this is much shorter than the game"

"I doubt that. I think someone who knows this game inside and out is capable of figuring out this part of the game, and finishing it, before you even finish it"

Link only sighed.

"So? Maybe not that part of it, but it's still has jokes and stuff" He said.

"No puns?" The King of Red Lions asked deadpanned.

"No, the authoress sucks at puns"

"That doesn't surprise me"

"We have a rock to destroy, King of Red Lions. We have no time to discuss how the authoress is an unoriginal moron who sucks at puns"

"I didn't say anything about her being unoriginal"

"Well, I did and it surprises me that you didnt' say anything about how I just randomly changed from what ever the heck I was to the responsible hero"

"I choose not to question that anymore. I never get a reasonable answer anyway"

"Well, enough talk! We have a rock to destory!"

(In the middle of the great sea)

"Who the hell put us in that situation!?" Link screamed as they circled around in a huge tornado.

"Cyclos. He just feels like being a complete and utter jerk to everyone, and possbly throwing everyone in some random direction" The King of Red Lions said in monotone.

"How the hell can you be so deadpanned in a situation like this?"

"I've been in worse situations"

"I can't believe that"

"Well, I promise you that I've been in worse situations than this. Don't accuse me of lying or something horrible could happen"

All of a sudden, Link and the ship were tossed out of the tornado at the speed of a torpedo. Link was screaming like a girl the whole time, while the King of Red Lions simply kept a straight face.

(5 minutes later)

"Well, of least we made it to the island!" Link said.

"Yes, but can't you see that my head is shoved into the rock!" The ship screamed.

"Well, haven't you been in worse situations than this?"

"Actually, no"

The screen panned out to show that Link and his ship were shot into the huge stone blocking the cave.

"How are we getting down?" Link asked.

"I have no clue. Why don't you go all smart guy on us and think of a way out of here?" The ship snapped.

"That is one characterization that will never happen to me. I'm not as smart as that one pirate, Mako, or you for that matter"

"Oh, really?"

Link sighed and turned around, letting out a loud, frightful scream. A giant, floating fish was staring him right in the face.

"Who the heck are you?" He screamed at it.

"Oh, my name is Jabun. I was just in my cave watching some cartoons when you and your ship crashed into my rock. What the hell are you guys doing here?" The fish asked.

"We were on our way to get the blue pearl from you when, that jerk, Cyclos caught us in his tornado and threw us into this rock. Can you get us down from here?"

"Oh, of course! This will just take a couple of painless seconds"

The fish just simply tapped the stone with his fin and the stone fell into a lot of pieces. Link and the King of Red Lions went falling, screaming their heads off. The fish watched as they made a surprisingly large splash and instantly got splashed in the face.

"I was nearly crushed by rock! What the fudge cakes man?" Link broke to the surface of the water, glaring at the fish.

"Well, I thought it would be painless. How the heck was I supposed to know that you might of gotten you crushed by a rock?" Jabun responded.

The King of Red Lions broke to the surface and glared at him to.

"It's all logic, Jabun. Huge chunks of rock plus a person on a talking dragon boat equals pain!" He screamed at him.

"So? You guys don't seem all that important" Jabun said.

"Hey! That's no way to talk to the hero of winds! And his talking dragon boat!"

Jabun went silent.

"He's the hero of winds?" He asked.

"I thought the same thing when I found out too, Jabun. But, yes, he's the hero of winds. I understand you have the blue pearl, right?" The ship asked.

"Of course, but it's called Nayru's pearl"

"Who cares? Can we just have the pearl?" Link interupted.

"Fine. You can have Nayru's pearl, but be warned, if you take this pearl, you will be stuck in this journey until it's done"

Everyone went silent.

"Than can we refuse to take it?" Link asked.

"No" Jabun said.

"Why not?"

"Because, I don't want it. I've had it for over one hundred years and I don't like it"

Jabun quickly threw the pearl to them and disappeared randomly. Link looked at his partner in confusion.

"What the hell just happened?" He asked him.

"I think we just got the blue pearl,or Nayru's pearl, to get access to the next dungeon and continue to progress the story instead of doing pointless crap that has no importance to the story" The King of Red Lions answered.

"Okay, but do we have to go right away?"

"Why?"

"I want to have fun with these bombs. We didn't get to use them on the rock after all"

"Okay, than how do you propose we use them?"

"You'll see"

(At Windfall)

Tetra and the pirates started in shock, and horror, at Niko in the Tetra cosplay.

"Why the hell are you dressed like that? You aren't a cross dresser Niko!" Tetra screamed.

"I can explain" Niko said.

"Don't, I already know"

"You do not!"

"You made Link to your stupid test and took it way too far, making a stupid bet and failing epicly at it. And I'm going to assume that you lost our bombs too"

"Yes, I did"

All of a sudden, the ship shook a little bit.

"We're being attacked by Link and his stupid talking boat, aren't we?" Gonzo asked.

"Yes and I know who to blame"

"Who?" All the pirates asked.

There was an awkward silence before Tetra yelled loudly.

"NIKO!"

First of all, I'm sorry about the really late update. I intended to have this up way earlier, but I got distracted with all that happened over Christmas break. The original chapter eight that I have on the other computer will now be chapter nine. And I do have a new parody that has yet to be typed up. It's a pikmin story. So if you like pikmin, check it out after it's up. I would really appreciate. And feel free to review, but please don't review if all you're going to say is "you suck". I work hard to make these up and I don't appreciate bad reviews. But, regardless I hope you all enjoyed the chapter. See ya! :)