Food for Thought

by Emmi.Hayes

A collection of unrelated one shots. Questions about the show brought to light, or just statements that needed to be said, such as: Kurama's ass, Hiei's reproductive system, the cruelty of women, Yusuke's sexuality, and so on. Just something for kicks. About everyone, not just Hiei and Kurama. SPOILERS for the entire anime.

3. How Did That Not Happen?

Notes: Based on. . . Well, you'll figure it out.

How Did That Not Happen?

"So, let me get this straight: You were in her fortres and you were naked?"

"Yes, Detective."

"And she was naked. . . And there was some sort of fluid in the mix. . . And you didn't have sex?"

"No. For the last time we didn't have sex. I was unconscious."

"Are you sure she didn't like, rape you or anything?"

"Enough! I swear I will kill you if you ask another foolish question."

"Hm, skirting the question. . . She totally felt you up, poor thi—Hey! That wasn't a question Hiei, stop it!"