As I said in my other story, Grimmjow's Cub. I am working on revisions for all of my longer stories. I may revise my two one shots. I am going to update my stories much more now, it helps that I now have loads of inspiration now and I can actually get on the internet now. My other computer's internet wasn't working so I could not update and I lost almost all of my desire to write because of my inability to update unless I was at a friends house.

I am glad that I got a new computer for my birthday, it is awesome and it has great specs compared to the other computers in the house, it is a great computer anyway. I am also really glad because my grandma got it for me even though it made her practically broke, she is such a good grandma... Anyway I can update more frequently and I am very happy about it and my granny's kindness.

My profile picture is a very crappy twenty-five minute drawing of Shirogetsu, and when I say twenty-five minutes I mean I did everything in about twenty-five, I drew it and I know it isn't that great but you get the basic picture of how he looks.

Shirogetsu: Scratches head. "Ok, weird..."

Me: "Yup, no idea where this came from..."

Byakuya: Walks into room. "I better have my son or I shall kill you." walks out of room.

Me: o_O "Wow, uh..."

Shirogetsu: " Don't know how I should react to that..." Stand there.. "Wait he can't kill you cuz your my friend, and sort of my Reaper, Gerrr NO YOU WON'T I WON'T LET YOU!" Shirogetsu pulls out a bathtub rubber ducky. "Isn't that right Ducky." he says starts to squeak Ducky. "That's right."

Me: Twitch and look humiliated. Face palm myself. "Just-just read the story, and please review."

Shirogetsu: "Well that's just rude, I don't think I want to talk to you anymore." Squeak the rubber duck again with a angry look on his face."

Chapter Start

"Oh, hi Ichigo!" Rukia said. Ichigo could feel excitement roll off of her in waves as she bounced back and forth on her feet.

"Uh, what has you so worked up?" Ichigo said, watching her with a suspiciose look.

"Oh, weeeeeellll... BIG BROTHER IS LETTING A FRIEND STAY OVER AND SUGGESTED THAT YOU STAY! ISN'T IT GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUUUUUUUNNN!" She all but screamed her delight.

"Uh, Rukia, why would your brother suggest that?" Ichigo said, suddenly feeling very uncomfortable.

"What do you mean? I mean, why wouldn't he? It's not like your into girls or anything, right?" She said.

Ichigo spat his tea all over Rukia, coughing and sputtering in denial.

"EWWW, Ichigo! I just got this Kimono... Sigh*," She said trying to rub the tea stain from it before giving up and grinned suggestively, "At least I got to see that look on your face!" Rukia said, laughing so hard tears began to pore from her merthful eyes. "I'm going to Giggle* remember this for the rest of my-my Laugh* LIFE!" She said.

Ichigo blushed, he was tomato red from the very tips of his ears down to the tips of his toes. "How?" He stuttered out.

Rukia rolled her eyes, "Really Ichigo, it's as plain as day!"

"I-it is?" He said, a panicked note hitched in his throat.

"OF COURSE IT IS! I mean reeeeal Ichigo! You have at least 10 girls with huge ass boobs and pretty nice looking bodies after you like mad women and your always like," She made a dramatic serious face, "No, I'm sorry, but we can only be friends." Rukia said in a deep silly voice.

Ichigo burst out laughing, "I do NOT sound like that!"

Rukia giggled, "Yes you do!"

Ichigo pouted and crossed his arms.

"Oh, don't be like that Ichigo" She said in a teasing tone.

"Aaanyway, I'M SO EXCITED! WE CAN STAY UP LATE AND PLAY GAMES!" Rukia squealed, "WE CAN TALK ABOUT BOOOYS! I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS KIND OF THING! Squeal* I'VE NEVER HAD A REAL SLEEP OVER BEFORE!" She said fidgeting.

"Rukia?" Ichigo said.

"YAYA? DO YOU WANT to tell me your INNERRRR MOST SECRETTTS?" She said, squealing again.

"Uh, noooooo..." He said with an annoyed look.

"Ohww"

"Sigh* what I was going to say was that I wish you would of given me some notice so I could of packed some stuff."

"Thaaaat's why I didn't tell you! Your wardrobe is atrocious! We defiantly need to go clothes shopping!" She said in a 'and that's final' tone, Ichigo hated that tone.

"Fiiiine." He said. He knew that it would be no use resisting so he agreed. He really did need some clothes that suited him better anyway.

"Oh, and before you say anything aaaabout toothbrushes, I GOT US MATCHING ONES SEEEEE!" Rukia pulled two toothbrushes out of seemingly no where, "ARN'T THEY GREEEAT! YOU HAVE NOOO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET THEEESE!" Rukia said, lovingly nuzzling her toothbrush. They were bright pink and of course, chappy bunny shaped.

Ichigo twitched, "I am not using that."

"Of course you are, I knew that you would love them! Now this ones yours, I named her little miss Pinky poo and mine's name is Tojo the EVILLL, HAHAHA!"

"Uh,... give me a second... To absorb this." He continued for several minutes to stare at Rukia.

"Alright, why the hell do I get a toothbrush in the shape of a rabbit, that is pink, named, ewh, Little Miss Pinky Poo and you get one named Tojo the Evil?"

Well because Little Miss Pinky Poo is adorable and Tojo the EEEEEVILLLLL, Looks all manly and stuff!" She said in a defensive tone.

An angry tick mark appeared on Ichigo's forehead. "They look exactly the same, if I'm going to have one of those stupid toothbrushes than I want Tojo!" He said.

"You can't have Tojo the EEEEVILL!" She shrieked in horror.

"Than I'm renaming Little Miss Pinky Poo!"

"You can't rename her! She'll get confuse!" She wailed.

"She's a toothbrush!" He yelled.

"Don't listen to him he's just a big meany Little Miss Pinky Poo!" She said using her fingers to cover the toothbrushes tiny ears.

"Rukia, what in the world are you doing?" A voice cold and aloof said behind her.

She and Ichigo both squeaked. "Oh, um, big brother I didn't know you were there. Ichigo and I were just jo-joking around." She said, nerves eating at her gut.

"I see" He said, subtle eying Ichigo. It was easier than he would have thought to trick his 'sister' into inviting his precise perfect Ichigo over, this would make things so much easier for Byakuya in the long run. If she go in the way it wouldn't be hard at all to cover up murdering her, his family was well adapt at such things.

Where Isshin and the Girls Are

"ERRRR, REALLY DAD, CAMPING? I DON'T WANT TO CARRY ALL OF THIS STUFF!" Kirin said, struggling with the weight of the things she was forced to carry. "I MEAN WERE PRACTICELY CARRYING THE WHOLE FRIG'EN HOUSE! WHAT ABOUT ICHIGO YOU DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE HIM ANY FOOD!" She said.

Isshin waved her off. "Don't worry my beloved daughter, daddy left his beloved eldest daughter plenty of cereal to ration until we get home.

"WHAT HOW MUCH!" Kirin said in a panicky voice.

"I don't know I didn't look in the box." He said in a nonchalant tone.

"You're the worst parent ever." Kirin said with an annoyed tick throbbing on her forehead.

"MIZUKI, OUR DAUGHTER IS BEING SO MEAN TO DADDY!" Isshin wailed, tears dramatic poring down his face.

"Kirin, you shouldn't be so mean to dad." Yuzu said, in a slightly scolding tone.

"What ever I still think it's true." Kirin said cleaning dirt from her nails.

"MIZUKI, YUZU IS SUCH A LOVING DAUGHTER!" He said with his fist in the air.

Kirin rolled her eyes before she began walking with wobbly knees.

All three of them were carrying enormous loads. There was pots and pans, futons, even the bathroom rug. Practically everything a person could think of was there, at Isshin insistence of course.

"MY PERFECT DAUGHTERS! LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND!" Isshin said while he put his bag down for a rest.

"What goat face?" Kirin said.

"Is it cool?" Yuzu said in her usual cheerful tone.

Yuzu practically frolicked over to where her father was yelling from and Kirin drug her feet with a forlorn/bored expression.

Isshin was standing with a large stick underneath a large hornet's nest.

"Uh, dad don't poke that." Kirin said, fearfully backing away.

"Don't you want honey in the morning?" Isshin said in a concentrated voice with his tongue hanging out.

"That's a hornet's nest." Kirin said.

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT MY ADOREBLE DAUGHTER, DADDY KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!" Isshin said, inching closer.

"NO YOU DON'T YOU IDIOT NOW STOP BEFORE THE ATTACK YOU!" Kirin said.

"Umm, yaya dad, I don't think those-those are bees... Uh, dad, please don't do this were rrrreeeeeeally far away from a hospital." Yuzu said.

"MY DAUGHTERS DADDY WILL GET YOU FOOD LIKE THE MAN ON THE TELEVISION!" Isshin said before lunging forward with his stick.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Both Yuzu and Kirin screamed

Chapter End

Will Ichigo except Little Miss Pinky Poo? Will Rukia force Ichigo to talk to her about who he likes? Will Byakuya kill Rukia and finally have his son and will Isshin poke the Hornet's Nest? Well I guess you will all just have to wait until the next chapter.

I hope you like it, please review!