Rhiannamator, hehe, naturally Jeff knows how to work this to his advantage. & yeah, Jay forcing Jeff to fuck Adam would be delicious.. redsandman99, least Jeffy's way was creative, lol. I think Jay's only a prude when he wants to be ;) takers dark lover, no, I guess there isn't. In fact, I sorta came around more to Jeff being normal-ish. Still doesn't mean I don't like him psycho or a bit childish, but 'normal' doesn't hurt either. Seraphalexiel, eh, it's normal-ish ;P Esha Napoleon, thank you, XD. BellaHickenbottom, chp 1, yus, he can be. Chp 2, only cuz psycho Jeff has his fun qualities. Last couple chp's Jeff wasn't so bad. JoMoFan-spot, chp 1, aw, thanks. I'm glad I have inspired you. & different shades of Jeff's character is just what I've been pinning for. I'm impressed w/ what you've gotten so far there. Hehe, that first part was supposed to come off as confusing. Adam came off as an adorable little brat. I was happy w/ both his & Jeff's characters. Chp 2, haha, Jeff wants sex, but so does Adam. Addy being sick has been rough on both of them :P Adam is simply a wondrous thing. I admit I have lots of fun writing him like this. I've been having Jay/Adam/Jeff thoughts personally. I have to write it, at least just once.. Thanks bunches, Love. I'm happy you enjoyed it so much, XD.

Hardy's Edge: Jedam Shots;
Chapter three/ 'FanFiction Woes'
Rated; M/ L, (some sarcasm, adult situations, dramatic Addy)
Set-up: Jeff has to reassure Adam that their relationship is still secure after Adam discovers a decline in the Jedam pairing popularity in fanfiction. (slight mentions of Hardycest & Jay/Adam, Anderson/Jeff, Batista/Adam, Chris/Adam, Taker/Adam only thru fanfiction)

Jeff yawned as he drudged into the living room. It was 4 A.M. and he had woke up to find himself alone in bed. So, he drug himself out of bed to go find what was up...

Only to find Adam siting in the dark in front of the computer. His only light was a small desk lamp and the computer's screen.

Adam was staring at said screen with a certain obsessive fascination, still clicking away on the mouse as he helped glide it across the pad. Adam's eyes were glued to whatever he was doing, non-blinking.

Jeff watched the blonde a bit, blinking and willing the sleep to go away long enough to drag his lover back to bed. Adam remained unaware of his surroundings, even as Jeff flicked on the light, just scrolling down the page laid out in front of him on the screen. His left eye twitched in either frustration or sleep deprivation. Probably, most likely, both.

Jeff knew Adam wasn't a big computer buff at all, but whatever Edge was looking at currently had the Canadian deeply engrossed. Adam finally snapped out of his trance when he noticed Jeff behind him, leaning over his shoulder. Adam was on a fanfiction page. A place where fans could submit stories they had wrote about various fandoms and interests to depict their fantasies of what they didn't get to see on a certain show or movie, etc.. Most of the fantasies were tame and canon (true to the fandom), but others were simply over-the-top and wickedly demented. Either way, the fact that Adam was reading fanfiction for the wrestling fandom was just typical. It figured. Jeff could only hope that his insomnia driven lover wasn't reading Hardycest again..

"Addy..?" Jeff yawned. "It's 4 in the morning. What're you doing, babe?"

"M'reading fanfiction. I wanted to see if anyone was writing anything good 'bout us."

Jeff nodded, still in a half sleep haze. He was startled, however, when Adam's hands shot out and grabbed his shirt.

"Oh, it's awful, Jeffy. The way they're writing us. We're no longer the top slash couple anymore. The writers, Jeff... the writers keep writing us as breaking up and having problems. They're writing me cheating on you with Batista and you cheating on me with Randy or leaving me for Anderson! They don't think we belong together anymore!" Adam ranted, shaking Jeff one second and clinging to him the next. Jeff's eyes narrowed. Adam sure could pick his damn times to freak out over unimportant shit.

"Addy, they're just fangirls. It's okay, it's just fanfiction. Jeez, don't take it so seriously. Now, come on. Let's go to bed and write something of our own." Jeff coaxed as he ran his fingers through the distressed blonde's hair.

Adam only raised his head, his fingers twisting tighter in Jeff's shirt. "But what if they're right?" He said in insomnia driven horror. "What if..? Oh, tell me it's not true! What if it comes true?" Adam stood up and took a couple of steps away from Jeff before turning back to him. "Tell me it's not true. Tell me it'll never happen."

"What, Addy? Tell you what?" Jeff shrugged.

"That you won't lemme for Anderson. Tell me he's not trying to take you from me." Adam said smally.

"Adam... dammut, now this is bullshit. Anderson's not trying to steal me and even if he was, I'm happy with you. The shit on TNA is a fictional storyboard just like that stuff you read on there." Jeff said, pointing to the computer. He could bring up that based on certain storyboards, it appeared Adam could leave him for their mutual friend Chris Jericho, but Jeff refrained. Adam was already too frazzled over this.

Adam started grabbing at his hair. "Oh, god! We don't fit together! They're right."

Jeff blinked as Adam walked right past him and began pacing the floors.

"You're gonna leave me for that bleach blonde himbo and Imma be stuck with Batista. I can't be stuck with Batista! He'll hurt me! He gets rough, Rey said so."

Jeff sighed and turned off the computer and the desk lamp as Adam continued his rant.

Adam grabbed Jeff by the shoulders. "Please, Jeffy, dun lemme go to Batista. I'm too pretty to be hurt." Eyes pleading and wide.

"How 'bout Undertaker?" He couldn't resist.

"Nooooo!" Adam shrieked.

Jeff laughed and flipped off the light before picking the dramatic blonde up. Adam pouted as he was carried to bed.

"I dun wanna lose you, Jeffy."

"You're not gonna lose me, Addy." Jeff sat Adam down and crawled in beside him.

"But the fangirls...?"

"Are just having fun. Now I wanna sleep." Jeff kissed Adam and snuggled back down in bed.

"But..?"

"Sleep, Adam."

"Ugh... but..?"

"Sleep, Adam." Jeff demanded, a little more stressed.

"Ohh, you don't understand." Adam huffed.

Jeff giggled and pulled his blonde close to him. "Besides, Addy; you's my Addy and you're all mine."

"I love you, Jeffy."

"I love you too, Addy." There was a pause. "And besides, you wouldn't go to Batista. I'd just hand you off to Jay-Jay and let him deal with you."

Adam gasped. "Ewie, Jeffy... No no no.. I can't with Jay.. He's like my brother!"

Jeff grinned in the dark. "I know you like Hardycest, well, I like E&C...cest.."

Adam huffed. "That's not what it's called."

"Whatever."

"And I only like Hardycest when I'm in the middle of it."

Jeff blinked. "Okay.. why am I never in the middle of E&Cest?"

"That's not what it's called."

"Then what is it called?"

Adam stopped and pondered a moment. "I don't know."

"Well then, I can call it whatever I want to then. Night, Addy." The younger Hardy yawned tiredly.

Adam started to reply, but just sighed and cuddled up to Jeff. The fanfic world may of been depressing him currently, but he had his Jeffy and he was Jeff's Addy and that was all that mattered.

"E&Cest." Jeff giggled, breaking the silence.

"Jeffy!" Adam hissed.

Jeff giggled louder.

Was originally supposed to go in BubbleGumSweetShit (argued with self over it), but I decided to put it here instead. Well, I said that they prolly all wouldn't have sex. Eh, sarcasm. I miss reading Jedam. If it weren't for redsandman99 (and now Rhiannamator) I'd be alone in writing them. & Adam has been in the middle of Hardycest plenty of times and it is gewd.. but Jeff is hardly ever in the middle of E&Cest... Meh, was working on a Jay/Adam/Jeff (working threesome) over vacation last August, but it got side-lined for the Psycho Jeff fic(s).. Dammut too, it had pool sex.. P.S. M'also guilty of writing my beloved OTP as breaking up & having problems.. (sigh) Inspiration failure, I know.