Ryuk's Plan Chapter 3
L stood there marveling the kiss; the feeling of Light's soft lips against his was heaven, the only problem being they weren't moving against his.
There was a sudden clapping that could be identified as coming from Allen who was smiling gleefully "WOO another make out session! God we are good." Kanda just sat there but you could see a slight smile on his face cuz this scene is hot.
But anyway, Light's mind was trying to process what was happening. 'L, the man who suspected him of being a mass murderer and was constantly harassing him about it, was freakin' kissing him. So of course her responded accordingly: "AHHHH!" Light shrieked and fell on his butt.
Allen started laughing at him until a strange girl with long hair put into pigtails walked in. She walked up to Allen looking confused "Uh . . . who are they?" she questioned.
"Oh, hi Lenalee. That is Light the one with short, copper hair and that is Ryuzaki the one with black, messy hair. They fell out of a huge ball of light" Allen explained as if it was a completely normal occurrence while simultaneously snuggling closer to Kanda.
"Oi, Moyashi. If you wanna sleep so bad then sleep" Kanda said to his yawning lover. "Ok" he replied and promptly fell asleep.
"Oh, Kanda tomorrow Komui said he wanted you and Allen to report to him tomorrow for a mission. He wants you to bring those two also" Lenalee said before walking over to said people.
Kanda raised an eyebrow but just shrugged. He stood up hoisting Allen up so he was against Kanda's chest and his legs were wrapped around the swordsman's waist.
L had offered his hand to Light who refused it and got up himself while avoiding looking at Ryuzaki, instead he turned his gaze to Lenalee who was approaching.
"Nice to meet you my name is Lenalee" she shook Light's hand who gave her a charming smile. 'Oh, he's pretty cute' she thought while blushing. She turned to give L a handshake but he just looked at her coldly and she awkwardly brought her hand back.
Light was clueless to why she was blushing but just decided to ignore it. Apparently he's very ignorant about these things otherwise he would notice that L looks at him the same way she just did.
"Well I need to go. I hope I'll get to see you tomorrow Light" she said sweetly. Light nodded "I'm sure we will see each other". She grinned in response and left the canteen.
"Hey baka panda and baka uke" Kanda called over "Come on I need to take you to the rooms err room you will be temporarily be staying at" he explained while looking at the handcuffs oddly. 'Che, it's none of my business'.
Light nodded and L looked at Kanda with an angry look but followed behind Kanda anyway. They soon reached their temporary room. "Allen and I will come by in the morning to take you to Komui in the morning" Kanda said in a low voice so he would not wake Allen.
While he was walking away he gently rubbed circles on his lover's back. 'Wow he is bipolar' Light thought back to when he was trying to mutilate L with his katana. It must only be Allen who can calm him down'
Both L and Light heard a sleepy 'Good Night' they turned back to see Allen waving at them sleepily with a lopsided grin before disappearing behind a turn.
L opened the door to the room and the both looked around there was a wardrobe in one corner of the room and a queen-sized bed in the other. "Well we might as well get some sleep" Light said climbing into the bed in his clothes not comfortable with undressing when L would be with him. He was kinda worried about being molested due to the kiss.
He looked up to see L still looking around. "What is it?" he questioned.
"The room is lit by candlelight" L said thinking. "You shouldn't worry about it now just get some sleep" Light said while closing his eyes. L climbed onto the bed staying in his normal sitting position. Light quickly fell asleep while the insomniac just started recalling the day's events. 'We need to get back home who knows what will happen in my absence. On top of that Light acting like the kiss never happened hopefully I didn't mess everything up' L thought sadly.
In the dark corner of the room you could see Ryuk grinning. 'Things seem to be getting interesting'.
Light woke up to sunlight shining in his face and a pounding at the door. He looked over to see L who had gotten out of bed seeing as Light was now up. They opened the door to see a happy as ever Allen and Kanda who was looking somewhat happy. "Good morning Light, Ryuzaki" he greeted.
"Good morning Allen-kun, Kanda" L said purposefully avoiding putting an honorific at the end of Kanda's name. Though he didn't seem to care much however Allen was looking at L in shock.
"YOU CAN TALK?" Allen screeched. "Moyashi quiet the whole order can probably hear you" Kanda said in an annoyed tone. Allen saw some freaked out finders pass the by "Sorry" he said with a guilty look.
"But seriously this is the first time you have said anything" Allen said.
"I did not have any important input so I felt no need to waste your time" he said in a monotone. They all looked at him strangely.
"Well anyway I've been wanting to ask what is the deal with those handcuffs?" Allen asked the long awaited question.
"Oh" Light said he had forgot people might find it disturbing "It's for uh personal reasons."
Allen had a look of realization on his face "Oooooh you like to do that too so do we" he giggled. Kanda just face-palmed at this while Light blushed, and L nodded enthusiastically.
"NO NO NO" Light said embarrassed. "It's hard to explain but it is NOT for sexual reasons. "Oh" Allen replied disappointedly. Kanda, Allen, and Light looked at L who was still nodding. When he saw everyone looking at him he started shaking his head "I meant no me and Light-kun are not sexually intimate". The others just sweatdropped.
"Well anyway lets go get breakfast" Allen said overly excited while grabbing Kanda and Light's hands and running down the hallway to the canteen. Poor L was forced to run so he wouldn't be dragged along the floor because of the handcuffs. When they arrived at the canteen Allen finally let go of his death grip on Kanda and Light's hands, L walked to Light's , he was not at all out of breath despite how long a distance he had to run.
"Good morning Jerry-san!" Allen exclaimed as he ran towards the line. At the sight of Allen, everyone in line let him go first so that the human black hole could get his food.
"Good morning sweetie, what can I get for you today?" Jerry asked with a smile.
"Moyashi let these two baka's get their food first." Kanda said flatly motioning to L and Light.
"Oh don't worry about us, let him go first." Light said with a smile. Kanda 'che'd' and mumbled a 'whatever' before letting his lover get his food.
"I think I'll have twelve omelets, ten French toasts, forty peices bacon and hash browns, and for dessert fourteen mitarashi dango." Allen listed off with a smile. Light gaped; L remaining indifferent why should he question people's eating habits? Kanda went up and ordered is usual soba noodles. L stepped up and was about to state what he wanted when Jerry shouted.
"Oh my gosh! New exorcists? Allen why didn't you tell me?" Allen looked up with a piece of bacon in his mouth. He quickly swallowed.
"They aren't exorcists, they're just here temporarily." He explained,
"Oooh~ Well then order whatever ya want sweetie!" Jerry exclaimed happily.
"Very well. I would like a strawberry shortcake, coffee with twenty sugar cubes and a banana." L ordered.
'Why the banana?' Everyone thought. Allen decided to break the silence.
"Why don't you order now Light." Light walked up as Jerry was handing L his food. "Can I please have a yogurt?"
"Is that all you want" Light nodded "but with that eating style you'll waste away."
"I'm fine really." Light said. Being a very healthy eater. Jerry looked like he wanted to say more but decided to just give him the yogurt. 'Does everyone have a weird eating style?' the cook thought.
Lavi walked into the room and spotted his favorite 'little brother'. "Moyashi-chan~" Lavi yelled as he glomped Allen.
"Ahh! Lavi!" Allen exclaimed. Kanda growled and then Lavi noticed Light who was looking at him with those adorable eyes of his. "Aha~ there are two uke's!" he exclaimed while glomping Allen and now Light.
While he was on top of them L and Kanda were getting mad. They looked at each other and decided on a temporary alliance, both wanted the rabbit dead. Lavi soon noticed a murderous aura and turned around to see Kanda and L. To avoid disembowelment, he quickly let go. Both uke's got up the redhead reminded Light of Misa and causing him to shiver.
"Allen! Kanda! You two have to go to Komui's office right now. Bring them too." Lenalee called while passing the canteen. Kanda sighed and began to drag his lover away from his mitarashi dango. "Kaaandaaa~ I wanna finish my dango!" Allen whined.
"Come on baka panda, baka uke." Kanda said still dragging Allen.
"Have fun on your mission you guys!" Lavi yelled (completely unnecessarily).
"Why did we have to come too?" Light questioned.
"I would say they need to gather information on how we arrived here so they can figure a way to return us to headquarters." L reasoned. As they arrived they saw Komui with papers everywhere, this triggered Lights OCD and his hand started to twitch with the want to clean up the disaster. Komui had his head on the desk and appeared to be asleep…again.
Kanda sighed, "Che. The bastard." He stalked over to the sleeping Komui and hit him upside the head. "Lenalee is getting married." Kanda yelled. Instantly Komui woke up with a murderous aura and many tools that seemed to come out of thin air. "Lenaleee~ how could you get married?" Komui wailed.
"Shut up idiot. Give us the specifics on the mission." Kanda growled.
"FIRST, you two!" he pointed at L and Light "how did you get here?"
"Well there was a ball of light that swallowed us up and we appeared here." Light said.
"That tells us absolutely nothing." Komui said dejectedly.
"I guess we will discuss what to do with you after the mission. Kanda, Allen, your mission is to collect two pieces of innocence and get rid of any Akuma nearby." Komui said in serious mode.
"Take these two so they don't cause any trouble, leave now." Both exorcists nodded and all four left the room.
"Moyashi, go pack your things and this time don't let Lenalee of that baka Usagi get to it." Kanda said. Allen shivered and remembered that perverted cloths that his supposed 'friends' had packed for him.
"Ok." Allen said cheerfully and skipped down the hall. While the two were packing, L and Light were forgotten.
"Hi Light." Both turned around to see Lenalee.
"Oh hey." Light said.
"So you two are accompanying Allen and Kanda on their mission?" Light nodded "Well I hope you're careful not to get hurt, it will be pretty dangerous for you but no doubt those two won't let you get injured. So be careful and you too Ryuzaki." Said person was ignoring her.
"Oh and before I forget, don't get on Kanda's nerves, he almost killed Lavi the other day. Well, bye!" Lenalee bounced away and the two looked towards the hall that Allen and Kanda had disappeared.
"Let's stay here and wait, Ryuzaki." Light suggested.
"I find it most intriguing that they talk about killing someone so easily." L pondered.
Light rolled his eyes "Lay off, you aren't going to find anything related to Kira in a place like this."
"True it seems we are going to lose much time for investigating, who knows what will happen while I'm gone." L said worriedly. "Oh come on, you should have more faith in the team." Light sighed.
"Sorry to keep you waiting!" Allen said as he and Kanda walked up to L and Light, his face slightly red.
"Are you alright Allen-kun?" L asked. Allen just smiled and nodded his head. "Follow us." Kanda said flatly before going to the dock. Allen ran and caught up to his lover who put his arm around Allen's waist and brought him closer.
The docks had a gondola and a finder, Kanda and Allen went onto the gondola. "Come one you two." Allen encouraged.
"The boat is much too small for five people." Light explained. Allen smiled an evil grin and sat on Kanda's lap. L got the picture and dragged Light onto the boat before sitting and forcing Light to sit on his lap. "R-Ryuzaki! What are you-!" Light began, but was shut up by L's face in no mood for argument. Kanda smirked and wrapped his arms around Allen's waist while resting his chin in the crook of Allen's neck. Allen in turn giggled.
Light blushed when L pulled him back so he was completely against L's chest. Light couldn't help thinking that it was comforting. Everyone stayed silent for the whole ride. The couples closed their eyes and relaxed.
"Um…sirs, it's time to get off." the finder said meekly afraid of Kanda getting mad as he tends to do. Thankfully he and Allen got up without a complaint along with L and Light.
"Ok we need to hurry to catch the train." Allen said taking off running. Kanda wordlessly followed after the white haired teen.
Sorry for the ending; this chapter turned out much better than the last at least that's what I think. We wanted to think of nicknames Kanda would give L and Light, I'm sorry if they are bad. Anyway please read and review.