BlackDiamonds.32.20.54, thank you, I did :) redsandman99, I wouldn't mind having Jay's dreams, lulz. Esha Napoleon, thanks! xD JoMoFan-spot, lots of my fics fall under the least-expect-to-update category. I have lots of Redge but Jeff muse demanded this up first. I'd prefer my version of the Live Sex over the Lita/Edge one. It made me uncomfortable cuz my brother was in the room at the time, it got turned off. I can watch it these days, I just ignore Lita & ogle Edge in his underwear. Edge in leather pants & then in his underwear were the best parts of that. & no, Lita was used too much as the sex kitten. Edge is our sex kitten, he should get the attention ;D & I'm on cloud nine to have them both champs. Esp in their current roles; Edge as a face & Jeff as a heel. I love it. Those ass dimples of Adam's deserve adoration, OMG, they're hott. & thanks bunches, Lovely, always glad you enjoy, XD. takers dark lover, there was nothing wrong with it. Jay's just being difficult, lol.
Hardy's Edge: Jedam Shots;
Chapter six/ 'Birthday Trouble'
Rated; M/ L, S (playful birthday spanking, suckage, fuckage, fisting, rimming, and cake!)
Set-up; Adam's depressed b/c the Hardy Halloween Party just happens to be held on his birthday, so he runs off w/ Jay & has to face Jeff when he gets home. Playfulness. Jay/Adam friendship. Mentions of Jay/Chris.
"Matty.. Matt.. Hey, Ma... MATTHEW? Where is your crazy ass? MATT?"
"WHAT?" Matt poked his head past the door frame to glare at his younger brother. "What, Jeff? What do you want?"
Jeff stood there, blinking. His bottom lip pouted out and he sniffled. "Just some love and attention!" And with that his head was in his hands and he was 'crying'.
Matt sighed and shook his head. "It doesn't work anymore. I've told you that. Give it up." Matt disappeared back behind the wall. Laughing as Jeff stomped his foot and let out a dramatic huff.
"You're so mean to me! God!" Jeff stomped in after Matt, giving off silly reasons why Matt was mean as the older Hardy laughed. Either way, it was at least good that Jeff was in a silly playful mood. That wasn't so for everyone else, however.
Adam sat in a chair, his elbows resting on his knees and his chin resting in his hands. The blonde was bored and visibly miserable. He had been waiting on Jeff all day and nothing was going his way. Adam sighed and shook his hair out of his face, looking up as he felt someone approach him.
"Hi, Addy."
"Hey, Jay." Adam mumbled, looking back down to the floor.
"What's a matter?" Jay asked.
"Same thing every year. They have the Halloween party on my birthday. My birthday. Mine. It's always on mine." Adam complained, shaking his head.
Jay shrugged. "Curse for being born on Devil's Night? Hey, at least you get candy."
"You were born in November, Jason. They don't celebrate their American Thanksgiving on your birthday instead of its actual day." Adam pointed out.
Jay shrugged again. "Wouldn't bother me much. Hey, it's free food."
Adam sighed and sunk further into his chair, threading his fingers in his hair. "You're missing the point."
"Of free candy?" Jay asked with a smirk.
"No!" Adam shouted, raising up and nearly startling his long-time friend in the process. "It's my birthday, Jason! I want it to be about me and my friends and presents and cake.." Adam then sighed. "I want Jeff to pay attention to me on my birthday like I do for him on his birthday. But he's always too busy with the Hardy Halloween party."
"Doesn't he always make it up to you though?"
Adam groaned. "That's not the point! My birthday is October 30th. Halloween is October 31st."
"Wow. Really?" Jay replied sarcastically.
"Yes. Instead we celebrate my birthday on the 31st and Halloween on the 30th. Where's the tradition?" Adam shouted.
Jay scratched his head. "Yeah.. I guess.. makes no sense.." Jay let out a huff and crouched down beside Adam. "Chris never pays me no mind either anymore."
Adam blinked and looked over at his best friend. "Isn't Chris away doing a Fozzy tour?"
"Yeah. He's off playing rockstar again. Sometimes I think I'm fucking Moongoose McQueen instead of Jericho.. Though he does look awesome in his little rock 'n' roll get-up. The way his ass looks in those tight.."
"Okay! Enough! Tell me no more! Bad mental pictures.. ugh.."
Jay laughed as Adam pretended to gag. "My point is; they're evil to us."
Adam nodded. "We're so good to them too."
"Perfect to them. But do they appreciate us?"
Adam shook his head. "Nope."
"I say we get them back.. Or well, get Jeff back first.. We'll have to wait to get Chris back."
Adam opened his mouth to speak. His eyebrows furrowing. "How.. how do we do that..?"
Jay smirked.
-xx-
The night of the party, Adam's birthday, the Hardy brothers were so busy that they barely had any time to rest and talk to friends or loved ones, but they managed. People mingled and danced, dressed like ghosts, goblins, and zombies and such. Jeff, who was his own little version of a vampire with black lipstick and his usual/unusual face paint, had a cake in the kitchen. It was covered in black icing and red stars (also did in icing) covered the cake with the words 'Happy Birthday Adam' written in white on the top.
"Wow. Where'd that come from?" Matt asked. Matt was dressed as some sort of viking or something like that.
"I ordered it. It's for Addy's birthday." Jeff smiled proudly. "I didn't want him to feel like it wasn't his birthday. He's been a little drama queen lately."
"Period problems?" Matt smirked.
Jeff growled and pinched his brother on the side.
"Ouch.. Hey.. why'd you..?"
Jeff held up the knife he intended to sometime or rather cut the cake with. "Don't talk 'bout my Adam that way."
Matt did the only acceptable thing and stuck his tongue out. "You're mean."
Jeff giggled. "I know. Now where is my Adam?"
Matt looked around and scratched his head. "I.. I haven't seen him, come to think of it."
Jeff's smile dropped. "What?"
"I thought he was with you!"
Jeff's eyes narrowed. "Great. There's a Halloween party going on out there and I've lost my birthday boy.. Whelp, gotta go find him."
-xx-
Somewhere in a stadium, Adam and Jay sat cheering on a game as loud as they could. It had been a 'spur of the moment' birthday present from Jay and Adam couldn't be happier... till he felt a vibrating in his pocket. Adam pulled out his phone and looked at the number.
"It's Jeff!" Adam shouted over the loudness of the arena.
Jay snatched it away and shoved it in his own pocket as Adam tried to reach it. "No. Forget it."
"But, Jay-Jay.. Jeff'll be worried!" Adam whined as he tried to get the phone back.
Jay held the blonde back in his seat. "He'll be fine. Trust me. Y'wanna hot dog?"
Adam's eyes lit up and he nodded happily.
-xx-
The party had soon died and guests and friends were on their way off. Some were still at Matt's. Jeff had retreated to his own house, not at all happy. He couldn't find Adam and Adam wasn't answering his cellphone. He was worried and agitated.
"Look, Jeff, all I know is that Jay said he was bringing Adam by later. Jay said he was taking Adam out earlier to get something for his birthday and they'd swing by the party when they were done." Shannon explained, wiping the fake red blood off his forehead.
"Well, in that case, Jason's dead. Imma tie his little ass up to a tree and use him as a pinata!" Jeff said, tossing his phone down.
"Sure Chris will be too happy about that?" Shannon pointed out.
Jeff's eye twitched. "Chris can bite my ass." He muttered, leaving Shannon shaking his head and suppressing giggles. Really Jeff was just glad to know Adam was in safe hands.
-xx-
Adam gathered up his stuff as Jay pulled into Jeff's drive-way. "Y'think Jeff'll be mad at us for not attending the party?"
Jay gave a facial shrug. "Nah. I took you out, showed you a good time and kept you out of his hair. He'll be alright."
Adam blinked as Jeff came outside, no longer in costume or make-up. The younger Hardy folded his arms and glared at the two men inside the car. "He doesn't look alright. He looks like he wants to use you as a pinata."
Jay gulped and stared forward.
Adam then sighed and stepped outside with his arms full of merchandise and the new jersey Jay had bought him. No sooner than the door was shut back, Jay put it in reverse and backed out of the drive-way leaving Adam staring after him dumbfounded. "You fucking coward!" He shouted, watching the tail-lights disappear. Adam turned back to look down into Jeff's face. "Um.. hi, Jeff.."
Jeff allowed a hint of a smirk. "That's all I get? Hi, Jeff?"
Adam shrugged. "Jay took care of me. He bought me ice cream and we saw a game, he even bought me goodies."
"Oh.." Jeff sighed. "I bought you goodies. I had you a cake."
"Well, I'm sorry, Jeffy. I didn't know." Adam said, trailing after Jeff as he walked back into his house. "How was the party? Was it fun? Where's my cake?"
"In the fridge." Jeff sighed as Adam put his stuff down on the sofa. The blonde squeaked as Jeff grabbed him and drug him towards the bedroom.
"Jeff, come on.. I said I was sorry. Where're we.. my cake..?"
"You'll get it later. Since it's still your birthday, I wanna give you your spanking." Jeff suppressed a giggle. He wasn't mad at Adam, but he really loved to play with him.
Adam let out another squeak and held onto the door frame as Jeff tugged him from around the middle. "No. Let me go. Jeff, dammut." He laughed involuntarily as he felt Jeff's fingers wiggling into his stomach, tickling him. "Stop.."
"No. Let go of the door." Jeff laughed with him, groaning on the inside as he felt Adam's bottom wiggling into his crotch under all his squirming. Finally Adam's fingers came loose and they both stumbled backwards. Jeff caught himself on the end of the bed and reached forward to grab the top of Adam's jeans in the back as his blonde tried to escape.
"No.. no.. let me go.. It was Jay's fault! Spank him!" More struggling ensued as Jeff drug him toward the bed, Adam half-ass fighting him every step of the way.
Jeff picked him up around the waist and tossed him on the bed, pouncing on him right as Adam turned to his back and started swinging to try and defend himself. "No. Jay's birthday isn't until next month. It's your day today." Jeff grunted, nearly getting a knee in his stomach. He grabbed Adam's hands and held them together.
"No, it's not. My birthday was canceled this year! Jeffy!" Adam yelped as he was flipped over. "Oh, you little bas.." He was cut off when Jeff swatted his ass. The blonde blinked.
"What was that?" Jeff asked, sticking his tongue out as he smacked the squirming blonde harder.
"Stop, Jeff.. I'm serious!" Another hard slap made him flush.
"So am I. Besides, I know how you like it when I spank your ass." Jeff said, swatting Adam repeatedly and making sure to count each one.
The blonde whimpered, deliberately writhing to 'avoid' Jeff's hand. That was the problem, he liked it way too much. "Jeff.. ow.. you bitch.. stop.."
"Such language.." Jeff scolded playfully, rubbing the palm of his hand over Adam's jean-clad ass. If it wouldn't be more of a fight, he'd jerk them off and give him his birthday spanking bare. Instead he drew back and struck Adam's hind end again with that palm. His hand stinging. Usually Adam wasn't in jeans when they played.
"I'm 37! I can curse if I want.. ow.. Jeffy, please.." Adam whimpered under the assault. He wasn't hurting him, but his ass was still tingling a bit and surely red.
"37? Oh, gawd, thanks for reminding me. I was going for 35." Jeff growled, loving how Adam's hips wiggled on the bed top as he continued to spank him, stopping to rub him a bit here and there.
Adam gasped and attempted to get up. "You forgot how old I was?"
Jeff laughed and Adam pouted, yelping out as Jeff smacked him again. And harder the next time.
"Jeff.. quit.. that's enough now.. I have to pee!"
"Better not piss on my bed." Jeff warned. "34. 35. 36. 37." Jeff counted as he finished up.
Adam let out a sigh. Jeff would not give him 'one to grow on'.
"And one for being brat." Jeff ended slapping Adam's ass again as Adam clinched his teeth.
Adam felt the weight lift off the bed as Jeff let him up. The blonde turned to his side and rubbed his ass while he pouted. "You're mean!"
"You love me.." Jeff was abruptly cut off as Adam jerked him down on the bed, crushing their lips together. Jeff laid on his back as Adam straddled over him, attacking his lips and moving down to his throat. "Thought you said you had to pee..? Oh, god.." Jeff groaned as Adam reached down and groped his crotch. Yep, just as he thought. Jeff was just as aroused as he was from his little spanking session.
"I lied." Adam purred, licking his lips and raising Jeff's shirt up as he kissed his stomach and up his chest. Still fondling Jeff through his pants.
"Oh, fuck.. you.. you lying tease.. You need to be punished badly for that." Jeff grunted as Adam squeezed him, his breathing hitched.
"Maybe later.. right now I need you.. you need me.." Adam panted, tugging at Jeff's pants to get them undone.
Jeff gave a breathy moan as compliance, moaning as he felt Adam's tongue lapping at his cock head, swirling around it just to make him twitch and ache all the more. Jeff let his eyes flutter closed and his head collapsed back on the bed where he lay sideways as he felt Adam's lips slide over his dick, sucking some before bobbing his head.
"Oh, holy fuck.." Jeff reached forward to let his hands travel up Adam's arms and across his shoulders before fingers found their way to soft wavy blonde hair. "Suck me, baby.. mhmm.. love your mouth.. y'make me so hard.. fuck.." Jeff raised up and spread his legs a little, keeping Adam's head in his lap as he discarded his shirt, his hands rubbing down Adam's back and pulling at his. "Need you naked.."
Adam raised his head and smiled. "You mean my birthday suit?"
"Yeah that." Jeff said thickly, getting Adam's shirt over his head. He jerked Adam back down on the bed on his back, feeling Adam's hands roam him as he unfastened those jeans, needing them off. Needing Adam naked and writhing under him. It was the single most important thing in the world right now. Get Adam naked. Must have Adam naked.
The jeans were yanked down and threw against the wall, Adam's legs spread apart as Jeff kissed his way up his inner thighs. He loved how Adam whimpered when he took hold of his cock, stroking it roughly just to make his birthday boy arch up into his hand and whine.
"Oh, please.. harder.. suck me.. please.." Those lips puckered out sweetly.
Jeff grinned and lowered his head, taking his baby in his mouth and wasting no time in sucking him hungrily. Adam let out a whimpered whine and laid back on the bed, only his hips arching up into Jeff's mouth. Jeff almost choked as Adam hit the back of his throat and placed his hands on the blonde's hips to keep him still. It was his lover's birthday and all he wanted in the world was to make him feel amazing.. but he didn't really wanna choke from it. Jeff pulled his lips off Adam, stroking his wet cock as he splayed the blonde's legs apart wider, pushing his hips up the best he could. His tongue stuck out to lap at Adam's entrance and make him nice and wet. Adam was a wreck now. Writhing and clawing at the bed sheets and occasionally Jeff's back.
"Jeffy, please.. finger me.. need to feel you.. inside.. oh, god.. please.." Adam gasped as Jeff obliged him, thrusting two fingers deep inside of him and crooking them at an angle before fucking them in and out of his lover. His mouth found Adam's cock again, slowly sucking and tonguing the slit as he prepared Adam.
"Oh, god.. Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff.. so.. oh, shit.." Adam flushed, his orgasm within reach..
Then Jeff, damn him, took his mouth and his fingers away.
"But.. but..?" Adam questioned, whining and fitful.
"I want to cum too, Addy." Jeff said as he retrieved the lube. Jeff slid his pants down his hips and stepped out of them before rubbing the lubrication over his cock, wincing at the cold. The tube was tossed away and he was between Adam's legs as they wrapped around him. They both groaned as Jeff pushed inside, entering his lover's willing body full and to the hilt. Jeff paused a moment, letting himself enjoy the feeling of Adam's tight heat surrounding him. Slowly he pulled out almost all the way, feeling every inch of Adam as he hugged his dick.
Adam growled and rocked his hips up into Jeff's. "Dammit, Jeff... fuck me already.. I want cake!"
Jeff giggled and kissed Adam's lips as he started to thrust, holding his blonde close as Adam's nails scratched at his back.
"Uhm.. harder.. harder... that's it, baby.. wear me out.. oh, right there.. Jeff! Fuck!" Adam tensed as Jeff hit his prostate, tightening up around Jeff as he lost it, his cum spurting out on his and Jeff's stomachs. Jeff grinned in triumph. He hadn't even touched him. Jeff kissed near Adam's mouth as his lover lay convulsing on the bed underneath him. That sweet little sputtered groan from Adam sending Jeff on over the edge (fucking bad pun totally intended). Jeff was still kissing him as he finished, licking at Adam's arousal swollen lips and accepting the sweet nectar they gave him. Adam laid sprawled out on the bed. Arms to his sides and his legs no longer wrapped around Jeff's waist, his eyes shut and lips parted.
Jeff took Adam's head in his hands and looked him over before kissing his cheek. "Adam.. Adam.. hey, birthday boy.. you go to sleep, you won't get your cake.."
Adam's eyes snapped open. "Presents too?"
"Nope. I gave them all to Shanny and.. oww..!" Jeff yelped as Adam pinched him. On the nipple. "I was kidding!"
Adam cackled as he pushed Jeff off, leaving the younger Hardy to rub his nipple as he jerked on some boxers that happened to be laying there and a t-shirt before darting to the living room.
"Meanie! Just because it's your birthday doesn't give you the right to pinch my nipple! Adam!" Jeff yelled. He only heard louder laughter. "Adam Joesph Copeland, you're in so much trouble! You hear me? Your ass is gonna be so sore!"
More laughter.
Jeff laughed himself and got up to put his pants back on and call the gang back over- who where still at Matt's, probably drinking themselves into a stupor.
-xx-
Later Jeff sat at the kitchen table in a chair, his hair still a mess, in nothing but pants as he watched Adam leaning against the counter, plate in one hand and fork in the other as he ate another piece of cake. He watched as Adam's tongue licked at the fork to get all the icing off, his gorgeous green eyes glistening in wonder as he watched Jeff watch him, a mischievous little grin curling up on his red stained lips. His opened presents still laid in the living room. Between Jay and Jeff, he couldn't have asked for a better birthday.
I'll point out that Jeff wasn't mad at Adam and they were just playing around, Jeff's intent wasn't to hurt him or even discipline him. He was upset at first, but cooled down when he learned Adam was safe w/ Jay. A lot of this came from me being upset that last year (2010) where I'm from wanted Halloween to be held on the 30th b/c the 31st was on a Sunday & eh, it was stupid for them to do that. So I had a horrible Halloween (shitty story) on Adam's birthday. I guess either way it averaged out, but I wish not to do that again. Oct 30th; Adam Copeland's birthday. Oct 31st; Halloween. I've been trying to finish this piece for a long time. Jay almost took over this one. Eh, I wanted Jeff to get Adam on his birthday, but I also wanted a little E&C friendship in there as well. I think it worked out. The line about Jay fucking Moongoose McQueen actually came from a fic somewhere... The lines were different tho. But it made me giggle. Chris Jericho was MoonGoose McQueen from Fozzy. It contradicts that both are personas. He's Chris Irvine too... which I guess is who Jay should be fucking.. (OMG, Jay gets three for one!) Anyway, the fic was 'Sometimes It Hurts, Sequel to Destiny' by Lady Boss. Haven't read it in awhile, but the line kinda stuck in my head. It was Taker/Edge, I think. I went thru a "desperate times call for me reading desperate shit to get Adam" time. I had Jeff be a little childish in the beginning, but not b/c he's a dysfunctional child, he was just goofing off. He's allowed to do so. Maybe this year I can have something about Adam's birthday /on/ his birthday..