LadyDragonsblood, that's a good way of putting it actually. Thank you. It did feel like Adam was trying to hold onto whatever stubbornness he had left. Happy belated birthday :) A toy like that would be the best thing ever :P redsandman99, thank you a thousand times :D takers dark lover, thank you. & don't we all (giggles) Smut is awesome. RKOCMJHGIRL, thanks, thanks ;)

Hardy's Edge: Jedam Shots;
Chapter nine/ 'My Little Wrestling Ponies: Mounting Suspicions'
Rated; T-ish/ L (some adult humor, a single curse word, sickeningly cute fluff, & humor)
Set-up; Jeff & Adam ponies live peacefully in the land of the wrestling ponies. One day Jeff pony gets a little curious about something & Adam has to consult w/ Christian pony who warns him that it is wrong. Inspired by Rhiannamator's Jedam & Christian ponies art, her Edge ponies, & PrincessofPunk8's fic 'Corruption'. Rhi has started the Wrestling Ponies movement, haha, XD.

In the land of the My Little Wrestling Ponies, there lived the Jedam ponies Jeff and Adam. They were happy and very much content to roam and play in the spacious, glorious fields day and night and when they were tired, they'd curl into one another to sleep peacefully. Since they first met, they liked spending time together and had became very close. Adam pony adored Jeff pony's attention and Jeff pony loved when Adam pony would strut up to him and nuzzle his cheek while Jeff fondly giggled.

But then one day Jeff was watching Adam from behind. The black and red pony with the Rated-R Superstar logo on his hip and his gorgeous long blond mane and tail were bent over, nibbling on grass, his cute little pony hind end swaying as he munched. Jeff pony's tongue hang out from his mouth and suddenly he too felt very hungry.. but not for the grass. And with one hoof in front of the other, Jeff trotted up behind Adam.

Adam pony raised his head when he felt Jeff behind him and at first assumed Jeff was just playing and wanted attention. But then he realized, that oddly enough, Jeff was trying to mount him. Adam stared forward, his large hazel eyes wide and non-blinking as Jeff struggled and kicked in an attempt to mount his other half. Adam remained still, not sure why Jeff was trying to do it.. or exactly what he was trying to do.. until he felt something hard poking at his hind end. Startled, the blonder pony panicked, bucking and kicking the younger pony off him. The multi-colored pony lost his balance and tumbled backwards off Adam and landed against a tree with a "uhmph". He sat up just in time to see Adam snort and clomp away. Prissy little pony, probably off to tell Christian. Jeff crossed his pony arms and huffed.

-xx-

Adam found Christian pony stalking a butterfly in boredom in a field over. He told his best friend how Jeff had tried to mount him. He usually told Christian everything and would come to him with things he didn't quite understand and was terribly unsure about.

Christian pony gazed up and cocked an eyebrow, smug little expression as usual on his face. "No. Don't let him mount you, Adam." He said simply. "It's wrong and will give you a bad tummy ache."

Adam pawed at the grass with his hoof. "But why did Jeffy want to mount me?"

Christian blushed. "Uh.. he, uh.. probably didn't know any better." The light blue pony with the short blond mane and tail and the purple and black 'C' Captain Charisma logo on his hip, wondering why this description was so long, strutted around behind his bestie and patted him on the butt with a gentle hoof. "Now go play and behave. Tell Jeffy that's a no-no." Christian nodded and started to gallop away. "Besides, I have some mounting of my own to do to Matt pony." He made himself a tiny mental note that him and Matt should probably have a talk to their brothers about the mounting later.

Adam blew a dry raspberry and clomped back over to the field he shared with Jeff. Maybe Jeff had just wanted a piggy back ride... but that didn't explain the poking he felt.

-xx-

"Hiya, Adam. Where'd you go?" Jeff asked the other pony as he pranced up.

"Talking to.. uh, why'd you try to mount me?" He decided to get right to the point.

Jeff shrugged and tossed his blond, blue and fuschia bangs out of his face. "Seemed like the right thing to do."

"Xtian sez it's wrong." Adam said.

"Oh, what does X know? He sez everything is wrong." Jeff muttered.

"He sez it'll give me a bad tummy ache." Adam informed as Jeff nuzzled his neck.

"So does eating too much ice cream and I can't stop you from doing that." Jeff said with an amused grin.

Adam blinked. True.

Jeff looked down and kicked at the grass. "Don't matter no how. It's gone now."

"What? What's gone." Adam asked curiously. Had he missed something being here?

Jeff shook his head. "It was hard and throbbing. Now it's gone down."

"Oh." Adam nodded unsurely as if he understood what Jeff was rambling about. He rarely did and he sure didn't understand it now, but he didn't wanna get into it either.

"C'mon, Adam. Let's go eat some berries." Jeff said, turning and trotting off.

"Kay." Adam smiled, following. Berries sounded like a good idea.

It was near the berry bushes that once again Jeff's green eyes observed Adam bent over, his butt wiggling as he ate some berries that had fell on the ground. The purple pony with the gray Hardy Boyz symbol on his hip smiled and flung his hair out of his face and pranced over. Once again Jeff mounted his beloved and did not relent until Adam's front half was pinned to the ground, his bottom sticking up with such easy access to. Adam whimpered loudly as he finally figured out what Jeff was talking about trying to do and what indeed was hard.

Later Adam lay on his side, his legs stretched out in front of him as he panted tiredly. Jeff was laying behind him raised up, one arm around Adam's waist as he licked at Adam's face and ears. A blissful little smile curled up on the younger pony's face.

Adam blinked. "Okay. Christian was right, my tummy does hurt... and so does my ass!"

Jeff simply burst into giggles.

It was also inspired by me saying something about Adam pony (after seeing Rhi's Jedam pony drawing) not understanding why Jeff kept trying to mount him. & yes, it's supposed to sound like a "innocent" children's story gone awry w/ a sarcastic added dose of subtle dirty humor. & yes, the sarcasm's so very intentional. The pony descriptions majorly inspired from Rhi's Jedam ponies & Christian pwny drawings. I wasn't sure I was ready to write actual pony sex... I prolly could is the demented thing, lol (there will be more future Jedam human- & maybe Jedam werewolf & vampire- sex however)