redsandman99, thank you. SlytherinQueen020, eh, various ppl have been fucking up fairytales forever. I am not the first, won't be the last. Least mine have gay sex between smoking hott guys :P LadyDragonsblood, (hugs) Sorry, sugar. Glad I can help. I had a lot of fun writing it. Thank you. M.j's place, Flufferz, thank you guys. Debwood-1999, I've always loved twisted fairytales, they can be fun. takers dark lover, hehe, someone caught the Meatloaf reference :P
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Chapter thirteen/ 'Broken Beads'
Rated; M/ L, S (sexual kinda stuff, broken sex toys, some humor)
Set-up; During usual foreplay, Adam & Jeff have a slight problem when Adam's anal beads break inside him. Distressed & pouty Adam.
"Jeffy, get it out.." Adam whined pathetically. He was down on all fours on the bed, naked with a look of concern painting his pretty features. His hazel eyes were wide and his flushed, still arousal swollen lips were puckered out.
Jeff held up the other end of the anal beads bewildered. It was unbelievable. It had snapped in two in his hand, the other half was still buried inside of his distressed blonde. "I.. I.. I'm not sure how.."
"Jefffffffffy! Get them out! They're hurting.. oh, my god.. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital and they'll violate me and pry them out and it'll be so embarrassing and oh, my fucking god I'll never have sex again!" Adam ended in a whimper, his voice frantic and loud.
"No-no-no-no, calm down, baby. No hospitals. It's okay." Jeff darted around to the other side of the bed, petting Adam's hair and down his neck. "Just, uh.. relax, okay. We'll think of something.. uh.. uh.. oh, shit.. maybe I should call Jay or Matt.."
Adam shouted so loud Jeff jumped. "Noooo! Don't you fucking dare! Jeffy, get them out!" The blonde screamed, a bit of a hissy venom in his tone. He gripped the sheets tightly in his hands, his movements from his rant making him aware of the beads inside him as they pressed against his inner walls. He was beginning to get sore and panicked now. What if they never got them out...? Would he die..? "Jefffffy.." He whimpered miserably.
"Okay, okay.. no Matt or Jay.. um.. let's just.. um.. Can you.. can you try and push them out..?" Jeff suggested, wringing the end of his shirt in his hands.
Adam blinked, looking at him like he said something really stupid. "You mean.. like.. pushing out a baby..?"
Jeff swallowed. "Um.. yeah.. kinda.. Just bear down and push.. you have tight muscles, they should pop right out."
Adam twitched. If this was happening to someone else, Adam would have laughed till his tummy hurt and he had tears in his eyes. Instead he screamed. "Fuck.. you.. god.. how'd you fucking break them..? I swear.."
"Baby, please.." At this rate Jeff was sure he was to get no sex for a long while. "Just try, okay.."
Adam huffed, hanging his head down, his long blond hair falling all around his head. He was tired, his hard-on had been killed awhile ago and he just wanted this embarrassing nightmare over. So he arched, bearing down and pushing. It wasn't working and he gave up quickly.
"Jeffy! Get it the fuck out now! And I'm not pushing anymore, it fucking hurts! Get it out!" The agitated blonde screeched.
Jeff jumped again and went over to the drawer to get more lube. "Okay, shit.. I'll, uh.. hold on."
Jeff poured some of the lube onto his fingers and spread it between Adam's cheeks. Jeff pushed two fingers inside the whimpering blonde, digging them around before managing to get his fingers around the end of the last bead despite the slipperiness and tight space. With some grunting, effort and Adam writhing- and after losing grip twice- Jeff finally pulled the end of the broken beads out past Adam's pucker. He took a short break before pulling the rest out and hearing Adam cry out.
"Oh.. sorry, baby. It's alright. I got them." He tossed both ends of the broken beads in the trashcan by the bed and kissed up the back of Adam's thigh and cheek, nuzzling and loving on him.
Adam pouted before rolling to his back and folding his arms. "Stupid beads. We should sue."
Jeff giggled and Adam huffed. "I'm sorry, baby." He gathered his sulking blonde in his arms, kissing him. "We won't use beads ever again, how 'bout that?"
"But I like the beads." Adam's eyes jittered back and forth in thinking. He bit his lip. "Next time we just avoid the cheap kinds... and use more lube."
Jeff groaned, burying his face in Adam's neck. "God, you're expensive."
Adam giggled. "I'm worth every penny."
Jeff grunted out loud and made Adam giggle more. But, nope, Jeff wouldn't deny that Adam was indeed worth every penny.
Inspired by my Jeff muse saying that Adam muse's anal beads broke inside him. I had to write this. Poor Adam. Yeah, like pushing out a baby- mpreg reference... let's leave it at that.