Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in this chapter they belong to Hudson soft while South Park in the begining belongs to Matt and Trey, Hiryu and Hien belongs to moto Kikaku, Cloud and Zack belongs to Square Soft/Enix and the Grinch and Horton belongs to Dr Seuss
Pairing: Eventually Shiro/Kuro, Ao/Midori, Gold/Cute Pink, mild Shiro/Mach
Warning: Cussing, violence
Notes: Woot first actual progress happening, there are mentioned of other video games/media in the begining
Story
4/1/2008
*giggle* it's been fun the last few days showing Shiro the doujinshi (and many more) he could hardly speak to me looking at all those Gold/Ao/Midori threesomes, Cloud/Zack, Hiryu/Hien, Saito/Yuuji and the Grinch/Horton.
Too bad now he plans on going to date with Cute Pink today. Oh well I have to spend time earning our income. I wish I'm 18 already so I can finally earn more money as a proper F1 Driver and live on more than two rooms, curry roux and pocky.
But after the kart center had got on fire after a race I had to quit sooner, so here am I having four hours to kill. I don't feel like writing Yaoi surprisingly so I'm gonna go visit a friend. I don't like Aka and Kuro is off station while Ao and Midori are probably visiting Gold and I don't like him either so...
Maybe I can evedrop on Shiro and Cute Pink?
Could make a good MST story in my comp, they caught me but I don't think they care.
The first thing I saw was Shiro clinging to Cute Pink in front of my face, gross...
"So Cute Pink do you consider commiting a more relationship with me?" he ask.
"W-why Shiro? It's not that long since we first dated." Cute Pink said.
"I want to be your boyfriend, you are so beautiful and spunky Pink and I think if we get older I want you to live with me and-"
"No Shiro no... I don't want a serious relationship you are cute but not a dreamboat and I still want to pursue my dream of hunting the perfect hunkalicious hunk."
"But..."
"If I get into a commitment with you I'm sure you are gonna leech onto me and I won't be able to admire hunks anymore" she sigh "Sorry but I think we must break up Shiro."
She went back home and slammed the door. Shiro stared at the empty door for a few minutes and turned around with tears down his eyes screaming "I can't believe this, she betrayed me! Why!"
"She's a class A bitch" I said.
"Shut up green Yaoimachine" he retorted "You know nothing about relationships."
"Boo."
"Damn I can't believe this and just when I finally thought I could get someone to really care for me and stick with me forever."
"What about your best bud?"
"Awww Shiro tell me about it."
"No, it's personal."
So it's personal huh? Oh well...
All Shiro wanted to do was to head home to drown his sorrow on his Playstation so that's the first thing we did.
Oh the way home someone approaches us, we stopped to see a pale boy with a red jumpsuit, long black hair pulled into a ponytail and blood red eyes.
"Hello Shiro Fuyu, remember me?" said the boy. How does he know his name I wonder.
"It's been a long time..."
"Mach."
"Not bad, at least you remember my name."
"Of course I remember you, I remember the time Bomberman Land opened and there was that grand race."
"Whoa whoa too much talk here." I said.
"Racer, this is a person I saw years ago, long before meeting you." said Shiro turning towards me.
"Ohh a childhood friend then?"
"Childhood minus friend."
"Oh."
Shiro turns back to Mach "So Shiro care for a fight?" said Mach
"Sure!"
They put on their helmets and started fighting.
It was just so intense to see them sweating it all out hurling gigantic bombs out of their asses. I got an imagination of them letting it all out fully and and...
Shiro won the battle after 4 minutes.
"Owww... I lost again..." Mach groaned.
"Heh you can never beat me Mach, you don't train on your bombing skills enough" said Shiro.
"You just wait I will beat you someday."
He turned away and ran off. Wow he's fast, much faster than me even.
"So Shiro what's the deal with him?" I asked as we headed back home.
"He was this random kid my age wanting to take part in the Bomberman Fantasy Race contest" said Shiro "Kuro and I took part to have some fun after saving the world from this baddie with blue skinned named Bagura, too bad for us Bagura wants to take over Bomberman Land as well and two of his lackies took part as well."
"Ooooo"
"One of the participants is a girl I knew for a long time Pretty Bomber, she's dead now thank god but she looks an awful lot like Cute Pink you know."
"Ew anything that look like that bitch is a no no for me."
"Shut up about bitchin Racer!"
"I don't care all women sucks."
"The only person I didn't really know at that point was Mach. He looked pretty cool to me, long raven black hair in a ponytail down the floor and interesting red eyes. He was a bit of a jackass though, prefering not to talk to anyone, give cold shoulders and pretty much piss us both before the race starts calling us rude names and that."
Wasn't his hair down to his shoulders?
"Yet I'm fascinated by him, he could run like the win and he raises his Louie in top shape, even though it was a cheap Louie he could out run Bagura team easily. So Kuro and I have to try harder to make sure we keep up with him. Oh and he was just so mysterious."
"Ooooo"
"And then on the final Race Mach and I started fighting as Mach seems to have anger issues about money as we were tied and if I win he can't have the prize money. Since he's a yakuza as he said before we started fighting I fought him to make sure he doesn't get the money. Alas for us Kuro got captured by Pretty Bomber so Bagura can draw our attention and distract us to kill us so we can get outta his way."
So that's what Kuro meant about getting kidnapped.
"I know how to set bombs well enough but I found out that Mach doesn't. He just place the bomb dead on front without any tactics. It seems like he wasn't trained to use bombs at all so he can't do much until he found a rusty old cleaver nearby and decided to attack them upclose, he's not strong in term of muscles but he's pretty good at hacking at them."
"We beaten them but Kuro was badly bruised so I have to carry him back, it slowed me down unable to catch up with Mach but I caught up to him because... his hair got tangled by some of the complicated piping as it was waaaay too long and we can't afford to take hours to untangle it while the baddies chased us in the ship is ticking so I got out a knife and hacked it off down his chin. Maaan he grumbled so much as we ran off."
"I planted a spare super bomb and jumped off while the ship blasted off. But Kuro was so badly injured I know his mother was too poor to pay for hospital fees and my grandma isn't rich enough either so I fought with Mach to get the prize money. He was so mad when he lost and stormed off, I never saw him again until now."
"That was so sweet Shiro..." I said. "So what happened after that?"
"Not telling" he said heading to the bathroom to take a bath.
Oh well he's still so personal about that one thing I don't get.
But as he went back to bed I logged into my computer to write some naughty ideas about him and Mach hehehe.
To be continued