Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in this chapter they belong to Hudson soft while South Park in the begining belongs to Matt and Trey, Hiryu and Hien belongs to moto Kikaku, Cloud and Zack belongs to Square Soft/Enix and the Grinch and Horton belongs to Dr Seuss
Pairing: Eventually Shiro/Kuro, Ao/Midori, Gold/Cute Pink, mild Shiro/Mach
Warning: Cussing, violence
Notes: Woot first actual progress happening, there are mentioned of other video games/media in the begining
Story
5/1/2008
Is Cute Pink retarded or something?
Cause she always seemed to get kidnapped all the goddamn time we go to Bomberman Land.
And this time she got herself kidnapped OUTSIDE of Bomberman Land.
It all happened when we were eating delicious ice cream. Shiro had strawberry, Kuro had a large fruit parfait, the slut had raspberry, Gold ate rocky road, Ao had an even larger(about as big as the table, makes me wonder how he isn't fat yet) banana split, Midori had flies(ew), Aka had mint with the bitch feeding him while I had melon.
Well she was distracted by some hot man outside the parlor and decided to chat with him. Doesn't anyone teach her to not talk to strangers or are all girls just that dumb?
After talking to the man for a bit he grabbed her and scrurried off causing an uproar with the other boys while I cheered on. Thank god no more bitches!
Sadly that twit Gold decided to save her. So we are all stuck on the great adventure to save Princess Pink.
"And another cliche save Pink again..." said Shiro "Can't she learn to defend herself?"
"All girls are useless don't you know that?" I said.
"Shut up woman hater!"
So we are stuck beating bad guys, too bad that idiot Gold is all bravado and no spine. He's such a coward I bet the tiniest speck of dust would scare him to death.
Plus he's such a homophobe spewing the most homophobic things the whole adventure.
"Oh Shiro you know what will be cute?" I asked pressing myself near Shiro "How about Kuro and you shack up and dump Cute Pink?"
"Shut up you sick monster!" Gold shrieked "That is just so wrong!"
"Oh yeah? If they get together you can have the bitch to yourself with no one getting in the way~"
"No way! I want my honey pie but the thought of those two is just sick! I'd rather see child po-"
"Shut up homophobe!" I smacked him on his cheeks. "If you love Pink so much do something useful!"
"I am doing something useful. Ordering you losers around- AHHHH!"
He ran off as a baloon monster appeared. What a coward...
Too bad he always hang around since Shiro is stalking Cute Pink and he's jealous.
Shiro is still trying to get her affection as a matter of fact since I heard him mumble about dirty moments with her. The naughty boy wanting to errr take her purity away.
Of course it just sends Gold into another flaming temper.
And he was in a flaming temper until one of the hot punk's lackies appeared so he scurried off in a panic while the rest of us have to beat him up.
After we beaten the punk up Gold rushed back to gloat false glory so I smacked him and threw him down the river. Hey he can swim, that dad of him was a part time swimming coach outside of his restaurant management so he slaved his son to swim.
1 hour later Gold managed to swim out while the rest of us have to beat more monsters. According to a female punk, their leader wants to take Cute Pink and marry her.
Ohoho she must be so hot that everyone wants to marry her~
So we have to head over to some church and beat the bunk with bombs and ranged weapons.
And I get a cool shot of Kuro's underwear. "Ooo... Pink and lacy and no restrictment to his-"
"SHUT UP WORM!" Gold shriked dragging Cute Pink off reading to kiss her.
Too bad for him the bitch woke up and slapped him, approaching Shiro to kiss him.
He was so flattered but Gold was pissed beyond the moon and cursed til the cows came home chasing Shiro all over town.
Hey I get to imagine punk and his men in a merry sixsomes...
While Midori is all blushing staring at Bitch Pink. I bet he's in love with her...
To be continued