Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in this chapter they belong to Hudson soft
Pairing: Eventually Shiro/Kuro, Ao/Midori, Gold/Cute Pink, mild Shiro/Mach
Warning: Cussing, violence
Notes: There should be a point I mentioned Racer has a badge, in his polygon from the original Kart he did have a badge(and no scarf which is weird cause Kuro has a scarf in his polygon and Pink kept her neckerchief) yet it wasn't in the 2D pic in the credit or the other game(and the scarf is there) his design in this chapter and all those before are based on the polygon it will be a while before I used the later games design. Legend of the blue wolves is a hardcore Yaoi OVA in the 90s.
Story
18/1/2008
My eyes widen at the huge space ship, talk about one weird looking ship!
Just then a large blue man and a muscular blonde with a visible bulge poped out from an eye forming a balcony.
"Alright here we are in the town Shirobom and Kurobom resides in!" said the blue man.
"Yes Sir Bagura!" said the blonde.
As they headed inside the ship I thought to myself, what does he have to do with Shiro and Kuro? A friend or an enemy?
I check back in, Mach is trembling near the bad "B-Bagura..." he trembled
"Hey Mach what's wrong?" I asked.
"T-that man... he's Shiro's enemy, from that race we had years ago..."
Wait, so that blue man is the man who captured his friend?
"I know he's after me as well and if I get found out I'm in deep trouble"
"Mach..." I sat next to him "You can stay here with me if this you are afraid of this man."
"O-okay..."
I smiled. So I get this boy in my house, maybe get him to get along with Shiro. Though something not so nice strikes me as well, this Bagura man might be dangerous I'd bette tell the boys about this...
I got to my computer and sent messages to the boys that they better be careful in case Bagura ever invades Bomberman Land and better be more aware once they return home.
I also told Shiro about Mach.
The next day
January 19 2008
I check my mail box to see the replies from the boys.
Most of them are rather distressing with one exception
To Racer Yukika
You are lying you stupid sexist twig! You just want me to come home and sympathise with you! Well anyway I saw a little area with a contest for strongest person in the Land, well I'm not going to let Shiro know about this so ha! I'm going to tell Cute Pink about this and show her my super strength!
Gold Toko
Gold Gold Gold... ever the stupid half wit retard...
Shiro told Cute Pink about it from his reply and apparently she's sweating buckets. Then again useless sluts in pink are panicking over everything.
As Mach and I are eating breakfast he asked me about my family life and why I'm living alone, I told him that my parents hates me and I decided to leave since they didn't want me and start a life of my own but didn't mention about Yukiya.
Though I did mention about my accident and ask him to clean up the house after breakfast since I can barely walk.
"Careless fool..." he grumbled getting a broom to sweep the floor.
He's pretty quick at cleaning and he cleans most of the cobweb as well, usually Shiro and I fight over who has to clean the house, yet even then neither of us clean cobwebs on the sides.
While I was staring at the window while Mach cleans I noticed a girl who looks a lot like Cute Pink only without tacky pink hair dye walking around town holding a plastic bag from the local bookstore.
"Hey Mach" I said "Who is this girl?"
Mach peers at the window for a while "Oh err she's from Bagura's team, Pretty Bomber."
"Pretty Bomber..."
"She's not completely evil though, she's just doing her job. She once told me that her friends and her wanted to sack their job but I dunno unless she can quit she'd probably tell her boss or die again."
"Poor friends... I don't care for her though."
"You're misoginistic."
"Yep! Racer Bomber the misoginistic racer who is number one!" I took out my badge and flash it at him.
"I never raced in a legal racing contest before..."
"Well you should try it Mach, it's loadsa fun!"
"Yeah but what if we get caught?"
"No problemo we can race once they leave town or Shiro chases them off!"
"Right..."
"I sigh and decided to spend the noon watching Legend of the blue wolves.
After the show ended I checked on my computer to see if the boys sent any replies.
There are two one by Shiro and one by Gold and since I love to troll Gold I looked at his letter first.
To Racer Yukika
"NO WAY! I lost the contest! Lemme tell you what happened! I told Cute Pink about the contest at first she refused to come until she saw some big oily men deciding to take part in the contest which got her interested even though I announced that the winner gets to kiss her in public.
Well I tried lifting and boy were they heavy! They felt like elephants on my hands and I colapsed after two bars, I swear my bars were rigged as almost everyone managed to carry three with no problem whatsoever.
And I lost to the weediest loser of them all and he stole my Honey Pie's first kiss from me, how dare he! I'll show him who's boss!
Gold Toko
Huh a kiss from Slut Pink? Could Shiro(he is rather weedy) have found out and got a kiss from her? I'll check his mail then and kill that bitch...
To Racer Yukika
Boy was it fun to get away from attractions for today and ride in some rides, I had great fun with Kuro riding the dolphins I don't even care I didn't see Cute Pink the afternoon with Kuro who took off his helmet so his hair can blow off freely to his face and those blue eyes glowing...
Shiro Fuyu
Huh? Shiro didn't kiss Cute Pink? Then who? It can't be Kuro since he's riding dolphins and Aka isn't invited.
New Mail...
Oh look it's a new mail! It has a picture of both Ao and Midori, one of them probably kissed Cute Pink!
To Racer Yukika
Oh god Racer you should have saw how Cute Pink kissed me! It's only a split second but it felt so sensational to feel her warm lips with mine... It made my heart so warm and fluffy...
Midori Shinji
Midori! Oh god he's gonna land into trouble with Gold...
Though I'm glad it wasn't Shiro, I sent him a reply about what happened to Gold and Midori. It'd be real funny
As soon as I closed my email account I got out my sketch pad to draw Yaoi of Ao and Midori.
Mach caught me drawing them in a peverted pose "Racer what's up with this picture of two boys?"
"Ahhh Mach... that's Yaoi or rather Boys love"
'Boys love?"
"It's when two boys get together."
"Get together?"
Man this boy is clueless... "Getting together means really trusting someone to the point you take off your clothes and... Oh never mind."
"Getting together huh..."
"Yeah well you'll see what I mean when Gold gets back home~"
"Okay..." Mach grabs my computer's mouse to look in my picture folders of all my XXX pics plus a pic of the boys goring Cute Pink out.
"What the heck is this pic of a girl being murdered?"
"Ehehe... I hate women..."
"You hate women?"
"Yeah."
"Why do you hate women?"
"Well you see when I was twelve I was exploring the online and found the magic that is called Yaoi. I kept it in private until my brother Tracker found out about my private hobby of reading Yaoi stories, I swore him to keep quiet about it but then my mom caught me and banned me on the online. The whole school found out and all the girls poke fun at me calling me gay boy" That was not a total lie but that's not even the main reason I hate females.
"Sounds like a petty reason to hate women."
"Tis not petty."
Later on the day Mach was rumanging on my clothes.
"Ahh Mach rummaging my clothes?" I asked.
"Well I can't go around in my old clothes without getting caught, even though I like wearing them all the time." said Mach
"Hmm you might need to get rid of that ponytail as well."
"HEY! That took me years to grow to this length!"
"Maybe you could wear a different hair style?"
"Like what?"
"Braids? Dumpling hair? Spikes? A higher ponytail? Pigtails?"
"I think I'll go with braids, I don't like going around with Sailor Moon hair, spikes are too heavy, high ponytails and pigtails are girlie."
"Okey dokey, sit down while I braid your hair."
Mach sat down on the bed while I took his ponytail band off (nice shade of green) and braided his hair with a piece of Cute Pink's old neckerchief I stole from her before meeting Gold that I torned up to shreds and used back the green band to fasten the braid.
"There!"
Mach got up and got into the bathroom to stare at him braid. "Why are the bands different colours?"
"Well it's that or two yellow band, I'm sure you must like the green one."
"Yes I do..."
Well so that's that Mach is staying with me since Bagura is still around and he's afraid of leaving. We argue a lot since Mach is so disagreeable over everything since he's used to living on the street and everything feels so alien to him.
Whenever he does get out he to get something for us to eat since we run out of food supply (he eats way more than me but that's not saying much) he goes by the nickname Senna. I tried fitting yellow eye contact on him but he's allergic to it so his red eyes are exposed. But nobody really notices anyway.
A week after he appeared in my house I got a mail from Kuro.
To Racer Yukika
Hi Racer it's only two days before we return, it's so exciting yet I guess it's bout time to return. I got only one more piece to get before I get all of them and be a piece king, wish me luck!
PS I dunno why but I feel a little light around Shiro like back then...
Kuro Ryuga
Love?
Maybe just maybe Shiro can get with Kuro?
To be continued