Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in this chapter they belong to Hudson soft
Pairing: Eventually Shiro/Kuro, Ao/Midori, Gold/Cute Pink, mild Shiro/Mach
Warning: Cussing, violence
Notes: Racer tsk tsk you are so so stupid you know
Story
11/2/2008
A week past the boys worked hard and saved up money to repair my house. They only got 1/4 of the money so it might be one whole month, that'll teach Mach not to wreck my house.
Still though I decided to be curious and follow the boys to see how they are.
As I entered the cafe they are in Mach is dressed in a waiter outfit trying to balance his trays to serve to the customers while Shiro is washing dishes.
Unfortunately for Mach he tripped over his own feet and dashed every dishes down the ground, the boss cursed at him telling him to go sweep up the floor after the shift.
I left as Mach went into the kitchen and hid near by the backdoor.
"Gees I hate that Racer for getting me into this..." Mach groaned.
"It's the only job vacant Mach." said Shiro.
"Shut up brat! You know I hate your guts"
"You are really attractive when you scowl you know."
"So you say you creeper."
"I'm not a creeper."
"Didn't Racer said you hit on Kuro through an email?"
"I did not hit on him!"
"Sure... you were totally hitting on him seven years ago."
"Huh?"
"Those suggestive stares and your voice, I could tell you like him."
"I don't like him like that!"
"You sure are persistent..."
"Enough of this Mach, Kuro is just a friend, I don't love him or anything."
As Mach was sweeping up the thrash I noted Shiro turning pink looking at Mach.
Oooo he likes him *giggle giggle*
Tonight I tucked the boys into bed to watch the adult channel. After a while loud noises muffle out the sound on the Tv so I paused the video to watch them.
The boys are fighting hurling pillows at each other stuffings flying silly out of their covers. I grunted, maaan are these boys gonna keep fighting? This is so gonna be not worth getting them together...
I screamed at them to stop fighting and pay for those pillows and stormed out to watch the show again before nodding off to sleep.
The next day the boys are fighting again, I screamed at them to go fight outside the house and headed off to find some peace
Midori's family are a bunch of annoying prim and propper prissers so I stormed out, Ao's family is damn disastrous a whining mother, a violent and Ao and his brother are hair trigger so I got booted out after a while. I can't stand Gold or Bitch Pink so I'm stuck with Kuro.
Which is not a good idea.
Jack is so hyper and curious that he keeps trying to read my book. It really distracts me to have him peaking every minute, Kuro is better about it keeping to himself, but he does brag to me about how superior he is to Shiro.
But the worst thing to happen was when that mother of the twins decided to peek at my book as well.
"Hey Racer what are you writing?" asked Mrs Ryuuga.
"N-nothing special" I said clutching the book to my chest.
"I want to see."
"No!"
"I Said I Want To You Or I Will Spank You At Once."
I still refused to hand over the book. She spanked me and snatched the book. After reading a few pages her face turned purple.
"WHAT IS THIS SHIT?" she yelled at me.
"Yaoi. Absolutely wonderful you know" I said.
"No it's not you stupid moron! It's poisonous just like that boy who used to stay with us!"
"Wait? You know Shiro is gay?"
"YEAH! That brat how dare he try to seduce my son into becoming a faggot like him!"
"Mom there's nothing wrong with it!" Kuro whined.
"Shut up, I'm your mother! I know what's right for you! I don't want you to become one of those horrid gay people, it's gonna tarnish your image forever!"
"I don't care mom, Shiro's my best friend I can take!"
"Never! You are not gonna be influence by that poisonous snake! Why if he kissed you before I caught you two back then you are gonna end up in a disaster!"
Whoa so that's why Shiro was in bad terms with Kuro.
"And this man will certainly be a bad influence in this house and hurt Jack as well, so OUT!" she shrieked pushing me out.
I stood outside thinking about that crazy hag, I sure wouldn't like her in my house. How does Kuro put up with her?
A few seconds later Kuro appeared "Sorry Racer but my mother's a homophobe."
"She's crazy I tell you"
"I know but she's worried that I might turn out not what she expects so she keeps drumming me to get a girl, get online dating sites girls for me and try to get Pink. But truth is I'm not interested in girls at all..."
"Oh so are you?"
"Yes, but I don't want to hurt Shiro. Mom can be really violent when she's mad, Racer I want you to try to get Shiro with someonelse, he really wants someone to really love him you know."
Kuro went back in. So that's that, guess I need to get Shiro and Mach to get along.
20/2/2008
Days passed. It's bloody hard to try not to get the boys to fight everyday, the only time they weren't beating the tar out of one another was on my birthday 7 days ago and even then I noticed they are competing on who gave me a better present, I tried to assure them it doesn't matter but it didn't work.
Unfortunately Shiro got another invitation to Bomberman Land so he's leaving by air (boohoo I want to go on air too) tommorow so I'll really miss him for one week.
Mach is already cheering at the fact Shiro is leaving. Hmmm I need to get him to behave himself, he's clearly had the mafia influence on him really badly.
To be continued