Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in this chapter they belong to Hudson soft
Pairing: Eventually Shiro/Kuro, Ao/Midori, Gold/Cute Pink, mild Shiro/Mach
Warning: Cussing, violence
Notes: Land Wii spam mail and some moment with Pommy and Kepo
Story
March 28 2008
Blah Shiro left again while I'm stuck in the lab. At least Ein lets me use one of his computer to write dirty stories.
I decided to do a literally dirty story grime and all. Mach almost always stinks and it drives Pommy and Doctor Ein mad since Mach seems to like visiting near the slums, searching inside thrash cans and hate bathing.
If it weren't for Ein forcing him I think he'd smell bad enough to drive me out. I'm afraid of them roaches.
Though at least he brushes his teeth every night cause I don't fancy smelling bad breath from him.
Anyway I typed out all sort of stuff that would probably drive Ein mad if he ever saw this.
After some typing I hear a soft mew approaching me, I turned to see Pommy sulking.
"Myu... Pommy is bored..." said Pommy.
"Whadaya want Pommy?" I asked.
"Pommy wants to play with someone."
"Why don't you go play with Louie instead?"
"Louie is too big for Pommy. Pommy wants another Pommy instead."
"Another Pommy huh? Go find Ein instead." I turned back to type again.
"Myu..." Pommy's squeaky feet echoed.
I sigh. I don't know how to deal with that little peachy creature and I just want my precious Yaoi love.
The next day I got awakened by Ein.
"Racer wake up!" Ein said.
"Yeah what is it old man?" I said.
"I tried talking to Pommy last night about making a new friend for him but I don't have any materials and I'm too busy with something to get the materials. Can you get them for me?"
"Why don't you ask Mach?"
"He's not around."
"Fine fine..." I got up and slouched to the closet to change into my usual green fare.
Though I also took a laptop with me to read some mail even if I'm not allowed to reply on it.
To Racer Yukika
Whoa dude! The Director got kidnapped by some fellow who calls himself Champion Bomber who claimed that only the best can beat him. So everyone is stuck on various 1 vs 1 contests to beat the heck out of each other.
Ao Mato
Contest huh? Shiro would probably win again hehehe...
Closing the laptop I noticed a small furry yellow creature walking around. He looks almost like Pommy only furrier
I approached the creature and stroke it's head
"Ahh! I got touched!" the creature screamed.
"So you can talk too" I said.
"No! Don't kill me I'm innocent! I just want to take a walk in the park then go home!"
"You look rather like Pommy..."
"Pommy? Who is that?" He turned to face me "Hey you look a bit like Mach only with angular green eyes, less pale skin and short hair."
I let go of him "You know Mach?"
"Y-yeah and he was such a jerk! He always yells at me if I try talking to him. I hate him!"
"Mmm do you want friends little creature?"
"I-I do but everything scares me!"
"You know my friend Pommy happens to be lonely and wants company like him. I think he'll like you."
The creature gulped. Wow he's cowardly.
Back at the lap
"Ein! Ein! I got a friend for Pommy!" I yelled carrying the creature.
"Huh?" He got up to look at the creature "Why if it isn't Kepo. Nice to meet you."
"Ein!" Kepo yelled jumping onto Ein's arms.
"Well Ein if he knows you then I'm gonna go back to the computer."
I headed to the PC room to acess the computer to see if there are any more mails.
To Racer Yukika
ARRRGG I lost the first round to Midori in a game of Archers. Screw him. Screw him for kissing Cute Pink and pawning me! If it weren't for his intellect I would so fire him! I hate him!
Gold Toko
To Mach Tosaka
Hey Racer if you see this hand this over to Mach. Don't you dare read this.
Mach I'm afraid to say this in public but I envy you. I rather sleep in thrash with no one around me with not a care in the world than be with an overly doting twit who keeps on screaming random Japanese terms ever since I stayed with Racer.
Also Mach you are beautiful. I want someone to love and you are the ideal person for me. Beautiful and a badass... I wish I can have Kuro but alas his mother would never approve.
Shiro Fuyu.
I cringe to see my surname on the mail again. And to think Shiro hates staying with me too. What an ungrateful twit one of these days he will so regret saying that.
Though hohoho he thinks Mach is beautiful... I'm gonna show this to Mach.
As soon as Mach returns smelling of dead rats I plugged a clothes line up my nose and showed the message.
"He thinks I'm beautiful?" Mach says turning red "I'm a man for god sake!"
"Well you do have long hair and pale skin." I said.
"Shut up moron."
"And what were you doing Machie?"
"Killing rats."
"You sure like getting dirty doncha?"
"The smell makes me feel familiar. Being clean makes me feel uncomfortable."
"Then I'd bet you'd feel real good doing the 'dirty' with Shiro..."
"Eeeww why would I want to screw up with him?"
"Cause I can see you two are made to be..."
"SHUT UP YOU SHITHOLE!" He stormed off into his bedroom.
Gees I sure pissed him off...
For the next few days there were no mail oddly enough so I have to watch Pommy and Kepo when I'm not writing stories.
At first Kepo was a little shy of Pommy but eventually they became fast friends and hang out everywhere. Hehe they'd make a nice couple...
Once mail come back the first person to send me a mail is Kuro.
To Racer Yukika
Whoa... the connection went funny nobody can send any mail at all. But at last we can.
So anyway Racer we are halfway through this. Shiro seems rather forlone lately. I wonder if he's okay. Maybe you should send him a letter to cheer him up?
Kuro Ryuga
Shiro feeling upset huh? Maybe what he needs is a nice nice pic of Mach hehehe...
I left the house with a camera and some washing materials and searched around town for Mach.
At last I found him near Shiro's school hunting inside a thrash can with cockroaches crawling on him. I shuddered at the sight of those creatures.
"Hey Mach" I said "Strip."
"What the heck?" Mach yelled "What are you trying to do fuck me?"
"No~ but I think Shiro will feel so much better with a nice picture of you naked and clea *giggle*"
"You sicko! I don't want a nude picture of myself! Especially not for Shiro!"
"Shut up Mach!" I forcefully grabbed his slim shoulders and slid the overalls out leaving him in boxers before getting rid of that one as well.
"Now for a bath~" I tied his hair to a nearby nail to ladle up the washtub.
Unfortunately for me Mach managed to untangle his hair and run off.
I'm not sure what happened next but when Ein questioned me what happened I lied to him Mach went mad and ran away. I'm afraid to admit I let my fanboy side out too wild...
At bed I held his overalls and sniffed myself at it loudly. I don't think anybody heard it but I don't care. What do I tell Shiro and the others about this? I'm sure they wanted Mach on the team yet I managed to drive him out.
To be continued