A/N
I had a few more Monday's than Date Night but a deal is a deal and as TESS was first ..Date Night wins...Here you go Tess... :-)

Oh Shit part 7

Santana had never been on a date before..Yeah I know it's hard to believe, but her and Britt had never dated, they had experimented a few times but dating was never in the cards for them,Britt loved men too much and Santana only fucked boys to get something out of it,She's high enough up the food chain now so she does'nt need to sleep with anyone she does'nt want to anymore, so when Britt had asked that they just be friends now that she had Artie ,Santana was just fine with it.

She would allways love Brittany but she was never IN love with her, and they both knew they were far better off as BFFs.

As she was getting ready for her date she had been getting more and more nervous, She knew she looked good so that was'nt a problem, but now that the hour was closing in on her she was starting to overthink what Rachel would like.
Two weeks ago she would have had no problem thinking a romantic dinner and a movie with a kiss at the door was the perfect date in Rachel's mind.
Now that Santanna had glimpsed a piece of Rachel's real self, she had absolutely no idea what the Diva/Rocker chick/Biker/kick my ass without breaking a sweat girl would consider a fun date and she was starting to freak out about it a little, so she did the only thing she could think of...she called Brittany and asked for help.

The first thing Brittany said to Santana when she entered the house was .You better not do this if you think you might end up hurting Rachel,I love you you know and I don't want you to die,And if you hurt Rachel away from school where she gave us all a pass, the GIRLZ will hunt you down and they will hurt you real bad.

This was Santana's opening to question Britt about how much she knew of Rachel's other life away from school so she did'nt waste a second of it.
How do you know what the GIRLZ will do Britt? and how do you even know that they are called the GIRLZ? Santanna asked.

Brittany looked like she was going to cry as she sobbed out .OH NO I promised I would'nt tell,Rachel is going to hate me now.

Santana could put up with a lot of shit in her life but seeing Brittany cry was the only thing that she would just NOT stand for.
NO, no Britt, it's OK, Rachel told me all about how you had to keep her secret so it's all going to be OK.She said as she was pulling out her phone and calling Rachel.

Hello?
 Rachel, you need to reassure BrittBritt that I know all about you now please(as she handed the phone quickly to Brittany).

Rachel i'm sooo sorry, it just slipped out, I didnt mean to let you're secret out Brittany whined into the phone (as she was starting to hyperventilate) please don't tell the GIRLZ, I don't want Sanni to get hurt!

Britt..Britt..BRITT! Rachel yelled into the phone, trying to get the blondes 's attention.
It's OK Brittany, Santana knows all about me now she was at the BOX last night and she met all the GIRLZ so everything is going to be fine.

And Brittany being Brittany, this was all she needed to hear so she said.
OK then, bye Rachel and hung up the phone..Turning to Santana she asked Why she did'nt just say that in the first place instead of scaring her that way.

Santana having had years to learn how to speak Brittany just shook her head a little saying I'm sorry Britt I was'nt thinking clearly I was just worrying about this date tonight and instead of telling you that first,I scared you, and for that I'm sorry(grins).

So you went to Rachel's show then? Brittany asked Santana.
Did you see Rachel rock out? She's fantastic isnt she? And did you know that the bar was hers? And OH..I have soo much to tell you, now that I know Rachel is OK with it(Smiles like ONLY Brittany can smile).

Brittany shoved Santana down on the bed saying ..But first things first,You asked Rachel out on a date huh?
What did you have in mind for the date?
It can NOT be anything lame like Breadstiks you know.
Rachel does'nt like Breadstiks.
They don't serve anything vegan so you're going to have to do better than that.
You need to bring her to that nice Italian place and to a good movie ,not one of you're silly SciFi movies.
Better yet, you need to take her to a show.
She likes plays ,take her to a nice play then out to dinner.
You just can NOT dress like you normally do,you need to dress up nice.
That blue dress you have will do but I'll have to call Quinn to get you a nice jacket.
We need to get the tickets for a good show.
You need to call Kurt right now and get him over here..And be nice to him.

Santana was stunned by how thorough Britt was being with all of this, she had just rattled off at least 10 things that Santana would have never thought of.
She huffed a little and grabbing her phone she called Kurt.

Rachel was wearing her very best dress when Santana picked her up for their date, she had her hair up in a nice bun, with six inch heels on.

Santana upon seeing Rachel at her door for the first time that night started to salivate a little.
Rachel looked good enough to eat,She had allways known the little Diva was a pretty girl, but standing in front of her now was a stunningly beautiful WOMAN.
And Santana, knowing a little bit more about the girl she used to ridicule, made a promise to herself right then and there that she would never make the mistake again of thinking Rachel Berry was anything but fine.

As Santana handed Rachel the yellow lilly and held out her hand to lead her to the LIMO she had gotten for the evening she knew she would have to be on her A-Game tonight,After opening the door and setting Rachel into the plush seat she raced around and got in the other side and tapped the front seat.
The driver nodded his head and putting up the devider he started to drive to their destination.

Rachel asked Santana where they were going but Santana just smiled and said uhuh it's a surprise,then she opened a bottle of red wine and handing a glass to Rachel saying, Heres to tonight ,may it be the first of many.

Rachel giggled and said,Oh My, you really are trying to impress me tonight are'nt you?(Santana blushed just a touch)

As they drank in a comfortable silence with both girls just checking each other out seriptitiously during the drive, the driver had a smile on his face having been briefed by none other than Mr. Berry himself, his very generous boss.
He knew it would be a VERY safe night for the two highly protected girls, with at least five cars and two motorcycles following them from what he could tell,at a distance of course but he was trained to spot a tail so he could even tell you who was driving the vehicles and Tia had asked him not try to ditch the tail as they were just protecting their own.

Rachel had decided to leave the Diva at home tonight and to just have fun on her date with Santana, so there was no whining about not liking surprises or bugging the girl about where they were going,she just sipped her wine and talked softly to Santana for the entire ride to wherever it was the Latina had chosen to take her.
She was a little surprised when Santana covered her eyes for the last few miles of the drive, but having her eyes covered by the soft hands of the girl now sitting VERY close to her was pleasant, and gave her little chills, so she enjoyed it while it lasted and laughing softly asking Santana if this was how she allways treated her dates?

Santana softly replied I wouldnt know, you are my first date.

Rachel was shocked,Really? Every boy and most of the girls I know would kill to take you on a date and I am you're first?
That's when Rachel got a bit impulsive and pushing herself forward she went to kiss Santana on the cheek just as the Cheerio turned to look at her and got the corner of her mouth instead.
OOOPS, That was'nt supposed to happen untill the end of the date. Rachel said as she blushed a bright red.

Santana just laughed a little and replied,OK then, we'll just call that a little preview of things to come.
We are here now anyways so you can look now.she said as she removed her hands from Rachels eyes.

Rachel at first just kept looking into Santana's eyes then as she slowly turned her head to the window to see where they were, she let out a little squeel and hugged the girl next to her real tight saying.
I can not believe you found a showing of WICKED without having to go all the way to New York. OH this is wonderful, thank you Sann I believe this is going to be the best date EVER as she started bouncing in her seat.

Santana knew she would have to give Britt and Kurt a giant Thank You as she thought to hereself...SCORE.

Rachel looking first at the huge Marquee in front of her with WICKED in green glowing neon and then at Santana thought to herself.
I might just be in trouble here...Oh Shit.

A/N
I needed to break it here for the rest of the night to flow smoothly I will try to post soon.
PCE