A/N: Now... his Chappie is about Sanji waking up~ I basically don't have an idea what to write, just a tiny hint on where I want it to end ;) So I decided to just start the writing. The story comes itself~ Or not. floating for weeks and more, I just don't know what to write! But I'll try...
Pardon my mistakes, English is not my mother tongue.
If you're wondering about the time: It's before the time skip. Simple reason: I don't like the idea of Zoro having only one eye.

The Awakening

The next morning came too fast for Zoro's liking; he was still all tired and drowsy. The crew had decided that, since they were in an area without rain and Sanji wouldn't wake up, they'd do the counting at the next, namely this day, because the search started at night.
While everyone was still a little wobbly on their feet, Luffy was jumping up and down and was all set to decide the winner. How come he never looked tired?!

"Everyone, I want to decide the winner now... Come on, Franky! You have a big scale or something?! Bring it here! If not, then just build one!"
"Aye, captain, I got one down in the Soldier Dock! I'm super excited myself!"
"So much cigarettes!" Chopper showed his amazement with big brown eyes. But then he stated: "Nicotine is a cruel drug. And if Sanji had one of these in his mouth all the time then his blood must be full of that poison! Maybe I have to remove all of it first..."
"I can't believe that Sanji-kun throws out all his money just for this stuff!", exclaimed Nami.

Soon, Franky showed up on deck again with a big blue scale and everyone started to weigh their loot. Nami wrote it down and Luffy was staring at the numbers she scribbled on the piece of paper by looking over her shoulder.
Soon, the strawhat's navigator was finished. Luffy just snatched away the paper when Nami took a breath to start. The orange beauty should have known. The captain had to do the winning ceremony.

The young black-haired man took a deep breath and started:

"I'll tell you from last to first:
Last Place is Chopper. But that's only because he didn't have so much to search. The med room is not a good hiding place. You found almost 2 kg, Chopper!"

"Aaaaw. It's okay! I don't mind. Sanji doesn't come in often... But then I helped Robin and we found sooo much!"
"Yes, we really found much, Tony-kun…"

"Okay. Next is Brook. He has found 6.5 kg"

"Yohohoho! That's the last place, I thought I had very much!"

"Next iiiiiis... Usopp with 8 kilos!"

"8 kg is just 3rd from last?! That's crazy..."

"The fifth: Robin!"

"How many do I have, Luffy?"

"Let's see... Umm... You found 10.5 kg! Then, with almost 13 kg: Franky!"

"13 kg... I can't believe him...!"

"Third. With almost 14 kilos: Nami! Well, It get's more now. The kitchen is where Sanji works all the time..."

"That's right. I couldn't believe where I found those sticks!"

"Second: Dadadadaaaaaaaaaaa... Zoro! With 16 and a half!"

„You hear that? 16! That's so unbelievable! If you say one cig has like…maybe 3 to 4 Grams... That's how many grams of smokes?! And then that's how many BILLIONS OF BERIS?!", Nami spurted out.

"Congratulations Zoro!", Robin grinned "Who would have thought that you'd find so much..."

"Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed either!", Franky mused "When you came back from the Gym, you had maybe a quarter of mine! So that means Sanji had most of those ON him?! Super crazy. Where did you found all those sticks, Zoro?!"

"…uh..." was all Zoro could say... He wouldn't have thought it was so much. In fact, he hadn't thought about the little "contest" for all the time he checked Sanji. So, he was second?! That was... unexpected...

"And! First iiiiis! ME! Yeah!", shouted the idiot captain there and got Zoro out of his thoughts.

"My loot is almost 20 kgs, as you all know..."

"20?!", asked Zoro. "That's just... wow. And why "as you all know"?! I don't get it!"

"Oh yeah, that's right Luffy!", yelled Usopp "Zoro took longer with his search than we. He still doesn't know!"

Luffy cocked his head to the side and started: "Well… You know how I searched the aquarium? I didn't find so much at first. There are no good hiding places... Buuut then I saw them! You know, our aquarium? There are those chests, those fake treasure chests! Since I can't swim, I got everyone to look there for me when they were finished. Guess what was stuffed inside..."

Zoro raised an eyebrow. "No way! Cigarettes?!"

"Exactly. So, since it was the place I had to search, it's counted as my loot! Cool, huh?!"

"Really great…" Zoro yawned. He was really worn out. Maybe he'd take some rest and then go train...

"Oh that's right!" came Robin's voice there "What does the winner get, navigator-san?"

"The winner get's granted whatever wish he or she has", mumbled Nami. Truth to be told, she had wanted to win. She'd have a certain black haired someone do something for her, like giving her a long massage or something... "So, Luffy! What do you wish for?"

"MEAT!"

What a surprise... was the only thought that crossed the crew's mind.

"And since Sanji's not here, you'll make it for me, Nami! Your cooking is also very good!"

"Dumbass! Just wait till Sanji wakes up!", yelled the blushing navigator.

„So it's over? Then I'm going to look after Sanji…" said Chopper there.

„Yeah, I'll go and check the dock again…"

„And I still have to finish that super-sure-kill gunpowder I've been working on…"

„See you at lunch, Luffy! Bye everyone…"

So the crew dissolved again. Nami had discussed about the cigs with Luffy when they had been waiting for Zoro. They had the idea to not throw the cigarettes overboard before Sanji had woken up. They wanted to put the blond cook under a so called shock therapy: He should see his drugs getting thrown away.

Zoro went up to the ship's crow's nest. He had to work out. He couldn't possibly sleep now. Especially since he heard he was second. Since then, he had been going through the search again, wanting to know where the hell he found so much cigs. And now, all he could think about was the blond cook. His body, his voice that was so sexy when he was not shouting at him… Somehow, he craved for the beginning of a friendship with Sanji, but he couldn't think about that… Sanji picked a fight every time they saw each other! Franky must have been seeing wrong. He couldn't possibly like him…

Soon, Zoro was fully engulfed in training, sweating and panting. His head was blank, he just counted the pushes and pulls.
He had just started his fifth round of cardio training when he heard loud voices outside. Looking for the cause of the commotion, he wept his sweat away with a, for his liking, much too sweaty towel and slid down on Deck.
Once down, he could see a very strange scene.
Sanji was bound to the mast in the middle. He was shouting and kicking the air, hoping to escape. Franky just knit the last ropes together and Ussop and Chopper were doing a native American style dance around the prisoner, accompanied by a singing and music-making Brook. Nami and Robin were just standing there and watched. And Luffy was making his "angry-pose", his hat darkening his eyes, all set to pull off the "shock therapy". Zoro went to stand on the captain's side, unconsciously fulfilling his duty as the "right hand man", the first mate. His eyes were as dark as the raven's when he watched Sanji struggle.

"This is for your own good, cook…", he stated simply.

Sanji only struggled more upon hearing Zoro's words: "Shut the fuck UP! You sick, stupid marimo! Give me back my cigs, you shitty captain! SHIT! FRANKY! UNTIE ME NOW!"

"Sanji…"

Luffy's voice wasn't loud. But nonetheless, everyone could clearly hear it. It reeked of danger. One word of Luffy, when he was angry, could probably silent the whole world… Sanji's eyes grew bigger and he gulped. Upon hearing this voice, even the strongest fighter could feel the difference of power between him and the strawhat. The conquerer's haki, which should develop much later in time, was always, always inside the young man.

"You know it, Sanji. It's that stuff that kills you. As a captain, I had to act. I know you understand. And everyone here helped. Since you are our precious nakama, we can't let you die such a stupid death… We searched through every single corner of the ship. Even you yourself were looked through thoroughly… And now look! The loot is ninety kilos! I heard you ordering cigarettes in the last town. It was 100 kg's only. And since we're travelling for some days now, I guess what we found could be everything that's left. Guys, let's begin the shock!"

The crewmembers took a sack of cigs per person and started to throw them over board. Sanji had to watch the painfully slow scenario. He couldn't even scream anymore. His whole body felt like breaking. In his head, he looked through every possible countermeasure, but all seemed too crazy to really consider…

"Screw you! Shitty captain! You think I can't bear till we come to the next island?! I'LL SHOW YOU!"

"Well, then…", Luffy growled "Show me!"

Sanji's detoxication had officially started with a big shock and a declaration of war.

A/N: Well, took way too long for my liking, …again…., but lastly it is here. the next chapter is officially cleared. I want to finish that damn story… WHO'S WITH ME? :[] Give me your thoughts, guys…