Who's On First
"Who says I want to kiss her?"
"Who says I want to kiss you?"
"Who doesn't want to kiss me? I'm awesome."
"Can I refuse the dare and take Truth instead?"
"No take-backs, just like in Checkers or Chess. Once you touch it, you gotta move it.
"I haven't touched him so therefore I reject your rules, Dick."
"Nope. You said Dare, therefore you gotta kiss the boy."
"Why are you speaking in a really bad Jamaican accent? Seriously, what's up with you guys and your horrible impressions?"
"And you don't know why but you're dying to try to kiss the boy..."
"Logan, am I going nuts? Is Dick really singing?"
"Sadly it's not a hallucination. Apparently his not so secret love for musicals is coming out, and he's not even drunk this time."
"Okaaaay, moving on. Beav, what do you say?"
"Dick's right, Veronica. You can't change your mind just because you don't like the Dare; otherwise you forfeit your turn and have to take a drink."
"So, I can get out of kissing him."
"I feel like I should be insulted by your lack of enthusiasm for this venture."
"Yes because it's my dream to lip-lock with you."
"Naturally."
"The breadth of your ego astounds me."
"That's not all that will astound you."
"It's like talking to a twelve-year-old who's balls just dropped."
"I'll show you a twelve-year-old...wait, that's just wrong. Strike that from the record, Your Honor."
"Are they always like this?"
"See Dude, told you."
"Bwak-bwak, bwak-bak."
"Real mature Logan. As if you calling me a chicken is going to make me do something."
"Hey, I'm just calling it as I see it. Bwak!"
A/N: This was more an exercise in whether or not I could do a straight dialogue scene than anything else (plus I was feeling loopy and a lot of the verbal slap-stick wasn't fitting in with the more serious vibe of the L/V kissing chapter). I debated about deleting it, but screw it. I laughed so maybe you will too.