Hans Von Hozel Challenge
Week 2
For week ending: Sunday, July 24
Theme: Jannalynn
All characters are the property of Charlaine Harris, although she bears no responsibility for their actions. Thank you also to Suki59 who I seem to have been channelling, especially with the slitty portals. I hope you to be complimented and not crossly.
Jannalynns Great Crack
Sam, he punch one fattened up FOTS man at bar, but he be loosing.
Sookie, she fight for her life very hardly. Two FOTS man all skinnied down, tries to knife her with the stab. Sookie hears man's kill thoughts, so she be jumping way out from the thrusting blade.
Jannalynn, she make a howling. A FOTS bullet be slamming her down. She go through the change and a person she be again?
Sookie, she look to Jannalynns way. Jannalynns thoughts open a crack.
Sookie jump onto shoulders of FOTS man's and make to cracking his skull with hands bare. She leap to FOTS man the next and fist his head for cracking. Snapping, crackling, popping ... many.
The many crack headed men lie deadly all rownd in brainy pools.
"You save us how?" Sam say, awed.
"I channelin' the Jannalynn," Sookie say.
Sookie look rownd at all the messes mucky.
"To the portal," Jannalynn and Sookie say, still same channelin'.
Jannalynn, she smirking, happy. "Great crack!" she say.
"No. Portal small slit." Sookie say.
All make crack up with the laughing.
Then Jannalynn danube.
Reviews:
backspace delete7/23/11 . chapter 1
I make crack up with the funnys laughing at the many cracking headed men!
jtedrick17/23/11 . chapter 1
tries to knife her with the stab
haha