Hans Von Hozel Challenge

by hummingbirds2

A series of stories in the HVH format, if such a thing there be, with the reviewing. This was to making the fun suddenly. Danube. Many characters make the appearances - Pam, Felipe, Bill, Sookie, Jannalynn... First Up - Eric are confused. Fruity. ;)

3. Playing With Swords

Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge

Week 3

For week ending: Sunday, July 31

Theme: Kill a character

All characters are the property of Charlaine Harris, although she bears no responsibility for their actions.

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

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Playing with Swords

Claude rub hard. His silver sword to be all shiny!

He hear the Viking and Sookie having at it in the downstairs bedroom.

"Go go gracious," he hear the Sookie say with much of the panting.

"No no no," Claude be thinking. Sookie need to eff a person pulsing.

He must kill the Viking deadly and show Sookie way to go go.

Claude creep to effing room. He leap in with sword swinging.

Sookie scream and Viking disengages.

Claude swing sword down and slices off the Gracious Plenty with a silver sizzling.

"Smokin'," say Claude with big grinned.

"No," scream Sookie and throw her lemonade all handy over the cousin.

Claude screaming. "No no no Lemons." Sword go go clatter.

Bloody Eric drain weakly Claude dry.

Sookie pick up the sliced Gracious and press back onto its rightful Viking place.

Eric say "No Sookie. It be silver burned. No reattached."

Sookie cry "No yahooing for my palace no more!"

"Dont to be crying Sookie," Viking Say. "Gracious grow back the bigger and the stronger from all the tasty fairys blood."

Sookie smile. "Oh my, gracious," she say.

"Yes, more plenty," Viking smirkin'.

Claude be dust.

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Reviews for Playing with Swords

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Mykala klossovsky 8/25/11 . chapter 1

Um... Is this in English? LOL *Sookie cry "No yahooing for my palace no more!"* hahahahahaha

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Zed's Dead8/21/11 . chapter 1

Lol WTF

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fffbone7/26/11 . chapter 1

"The rightful Viking place". "No need to worry it will grow back bigger and stronger"! "Oh my gracious". Sookie took the words right from my mouth. Claude should not be harming the GP.

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Suki597/26/11 . chapter 1

Whew! Happy from the goodly ending, but scariness on the gracious plentiful! Claude's swordiness be the troubling! Good scenage.

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Team Jane7/26/11 . chapter 1

Hahaha

I laughed so hard. "Gracious grow back the bigger and the stronger..." Who wouldn't want a bigger and stronger GP? Each line got better and better. I loved the "go go gracious," and Claude's following up with the same amount of words. Great job!