Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge
Week 7
Theme: Felipe's Cape
All characters are the property of Charlaine Harris, although she bears no responsibility for their actions.
The Caped Crusader
Felipe stroke his new red cape. He sigh the happy.
Its a bird ... its a plane ... no, its be the superman, he croon as he stroke.
Then up up 'n away he say, as he squeezing newbie cape into his closet tightly.
Suddenly, the closet be bulging with one cape to much. But Felipe he squidgey his everyday cape intoo between the batman and the supergirl.
This look like a job for the Superman, he conclude as he shut up closet doors using much Felipe force.
The doors closes, but the capes, they is too many.
Big blast and poof, the closet be totally exploding with all capes coming out.
They floaty down lying around to cover gayly Felipes ash.
He dead by blasted closet stake, killed final by the caped closet, faster than the speeding bullet.
Reviews for The Caped Crusader
peppermintyrose8/23/11 . chapter 1
Lol - very funny. I love the capes of the different superheroes he's collected over time. Hilariously random to have a supergirl cape too.
fffbone8/22/11 . chapter 1
Felipe with his capes my oh my. Story is much pleasing to me. Faster than a speeding bullet. Capes floating down. LOL
To bad Felipe didn't have body of steel to save him from exploding closet of capes. Alls well that ends well. PS Did The late late Felipe have a "Bubba" cape?
Thyra108/22/11 . chapter 1
Aaaw, poor Felipe. I have a secret crush on him. Ill buy him a new cape. And closet.
Thank you for a great laugh!
Suki598/22/11 . chapter 1
Oh, the sadliness! The tragedyliness! The too many cape make the downfall of Felipe! *weeps like infant*
Team Jane8/21/11 . chapter 1
Oh nos, this did not end goodly with the exploded cape closet. Felipe killed much deadly. Story makes the happys!
Miral8/21/11 . chapter 1
OMG that's funny! I thought maybe he was also going to be revealed to be gay.