Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge

Week 8

Theme: Have Hans von Hozel danube into your story

Southern Vampire Mysteries (SVM) are the property of Charlaine Harris. She bears no responsibility for any of her characters' actions here. Hans von Hozel belongs to Hans von Hozel. I am only playing.

Hans Crosses Over

A Charlaine Harris be dreaming.

A Hans von Hozel be making a cross over into her SVM world.

Hans much like SVM to be improving of his English.

But Hans mostly much like SVM cause Charlaine Harris alike him. She making the many, many, many lots and lots and lots of deadlinesses by:

bitings, explosionings, stakings, drainings, shootings, stranglings, decapitatings beheadings, crackings skulls, pits fightings, stabbings, tornadoings, hurricanings, burnings, sunburnings, crucifyings, drownings, olds ageings, maenad madnessing, dismemberings, poisonings, v addicting (jumping frontally to trains), snapping necks, slitting throats, bleeding outs from tongues removaling, leukeamiaing ...

But Hans be thinking one character more needing for deadliness. So.

With daylight, Hans danube up to Bill's house. Hans next danube to no-so-secret-hiding-hole in the underground dirty. Hans stake Bill simple.

Hans make happy. "Jetzt ist er tot*," he say Germanly.

"Oh no! I forgetting my English all. Oh no! I dies of the embarrassment of using wrongly language."

Dreaming Charlaine be much shocked for Bill be at long last the finally dead. So.

Shocking she died dead too.

Alternative ending

Undreaming, Charlaine waked up with the happilyness. So.

Dedicate all next stories to late Hans for appreciation.

*Translation: Now he is dead.

A/N If I have left out a way that CH has killed off a character/s, please let me know, so I can add it to the list above.

Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge

Week 8

Theme: Have Hans von Hozel danube into your story.

Southern Vampire Mysteries (SVM) are the property of Charlaine Harris. She bears no responsibility for any of her characters' actions here. Hans von Hozel belongs to Hans von Hozel. I am only playing.

Setting: (DR) Soon after Sookie has left Fangtasia following Victor's death.

Lethal Weapon

Hans von Hozel jump a leaping out the taxi, so much filled high with the happinesses.

The darkness still night, but Hans make out the Fangtasia. More excitingment swirl. He be here.

Hans now be sighting a cleaning crew to entry club so ...

Hans danube in to.

Inside bloodied anywheres and everywheres. Death been all round much over many. Hans be like homecoming.

Suddenly, a blond beautiful vampire making big approach.

"Master, you to me called," Hans say obedient.

"Ah, you come, my first child, who be renown for making the deadly plenty," Eric smirk proud.

Hans frisson. "To serve you, how may I?"

"I need for you to be giving the Oklahoma your deadly plenty."

"Gracious! Plenty happy I am to obey," say Hans.

Eric much laugh.

Reviews

Thyra108/31/11 . chapter 2

Look out, Freyda. Hans is on a killing spree...

*chuckles*

Thyra108/31/11 . chapter 1

Haha - Ill look forward to reading Charlaine Harris dedications.

fffbone8/30/11 . chapter 1

HA HA HA HA You killed them both! How about the V addicts that end up killing themselves. (By standing in front of trains).

Suki598/30/11 . chapter 1

Hahahaha! I laughed out loud at Hans's embarrassment. This is a definite favorite, hb. I'm going to noodle on those deadednesses and see if I can come up with any more.

Team Jane8/30/11 . chapter 1

You left off biting. I'm glad you tried this one first. I wasn't quite sure how to go about this challenge. I like how you killed off CH AND Bill. Bonus!

jtedrick18/29/11 . chapter 1

muchly shocked was I at Hans unlearned of the english! It made a happiness in my heart parts at Bill's ,suddenly death!

Danube!