Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge

Week 9

Theme: Jackson

Southern Vampire Mysteries (SVM) are the property of Charlaine Harris. She bears no responsibility for any of her characters' actions here. Hans von Hozel's is the style I have used. Thank you. I am only playing.

Setting: (CD) Sookie has just found Bill in Jackson

Some Cats Don't Have Nine Lives

"Bill was sit by himself in all the silver.

Suddenly, Sookie!

Bill say "I love you"

"I giving back the lovings" say Sookie, and she make a sad.

Bill ask "What wrong""1

"You be loving your maker sexing you"

Suddenly, Lorena!

"Oh nO" say Sookie.

Suddenly, Amelia!

"I no know you yet" say Sookie

"No not yet" agree Amelia "but looky Lorena now be turned a cat"

Suddenly, Bubba!

"I keep good eye on you Miss Sookie" say Bubba "and looky you found Bill and a cat"

Bubba vampire-danube over to Lorena-cat and drain dry for his dinner.

"Oh nO" cry Bill

He make a bigly sad for his makers final dead, so Sookie make a more bigly sad too and be leaving Bill.

Sookie and Amelia put Bubba to go in carboot and all three live happy the ever after.

They all three like cats.

1 Inspiration and some initial wording adapted from HvH's Romeo and Juliet - the words were perfect for my purposes. His Romeo and Juliet is an absolute classic. Homage to HvH's talent.

Reviews for Some Cats Don't Have Nine Lives

Thyra109/7/11 . chapter 1

Im glad Bubba got something to eat. Another great and very funny story :-)

And off to read Romeo and Juliet...

jtedrick19/6/11 . chapter 1

"vampire-danube"

genius

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fffbone9/5/11 . chapter 1

HA HA HA Bubba drained cat Lorena. Amelia Sookie and Bubba lived Happily ever after. LOL Nice

Suki599/4/11 . chapter 1

Oh yes! Me likey all story-wording for the Jackson tale! Suddenly Bubba maked for a happily eatedness of the Lorena maker! Hahaha!

Team Jane9/4/11 . chapter 1

They all be liking the cats because we no that Lorena don't likey them. Good jobs with the HEA. No explodings this time. Me likey.

girlyj27279/4/11 . chapter 1

This is one of the best Hans Von Hanzel stories I have read...very funny.