Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge

Week 16

Theme: Pam's Shoes

Charlaine Harris owns any SVM characters in this story and bears no responsibility for their actions here. Hans von Hozel's is the style I have tried to use. I am myself and only playing.

Soleless

One day, Pam's shoes make the big screaming "Nooooooooo"

The Hans von Hozel writer make the big demented laughing "Mwahahaha"

"You shoes no longer to torment this writer's brain" the writer say, making a madly speech to the shoes.

"Pam's shoes, You not turn into a story, you not kicking out your closet door, you not over runs the earths, you not winning the Nobel Peace Prize. You would not make a writing."

So

The bonfire for burning of Pam's uncooperative shoes flare up brightly.

Pam's shoes "Wah"

The writer picks up the fire tossing it to the many-many Pam shoes who catch the fire.

Pam's shoes screaming her name "Pam Pam"

The writer says "Hehehe! Pam is not the daywaker. She can not make your saving. Escaping not for you, Pam's shoes"

Ignition

Whoof! Up go the shoes in the hot shower of sparks.

"Whoopee" says the writer, for the bonfire bigly.

Pam's shoes no screaming no more. There shoe tongues twisting in blisters, there shoe throats toasted and roasted.

"Hehehe" says the writer who makes no resistance to the rhyming.

Pam's shoes turns to burns after there soles all sizzle and frizzle.

"You are dead, you uncooperative shoes, I reduce you to the ashes" the writer says making a big relief drink.

One night, Pam

"Oh nO" says the writer.

Reviews for Soleless

VintageManniqueen11/9/11 . chapter 1

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Titanium White11/6/11 . chapter 1

I make sadly tearings at cryful story you write. Shoe genocide crime of much seriousness

On lightly note story make funniness and several giggle fit. And Pam get vengeance she deserve for new shoelessness

Good job

fffbone10/28/11 . chapter 1

Shoe tongues twisting in blisters. I like that.

LOL

Thyra1010/27/11 . chapter 1

"One night, Pam

"Oh nO" says the writer."

Haha, loved that ending. It says it all, really :-)

Suki5910/27/11 . chapter 1

Hahahahaha! Payback's a b*tch, hb. Give Pam my regards. ;)