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Chapter two/ 'Four Princesses'
Rated; M/ L (humor & cattiness, pretty boys being called women, cross-dress)
Set-up; Four prissy princesses try to impress a prince. Only one captures his heart & the rest are left to sulk & return to their former men. Based on the muses.
Pairing(s); Jedam. (implied Jay/Heath, Punk/Mor & OCs JD/Gerard)

Let's see if I can do this... Once upon a time in a beautiful kingdom there lived four gorgeous princesses and they all heard a handsome prince was riding in looking for a bride to become king and make the princess his queen. Now for all the princesses to be super hott, they all kinda had prissy little attitudes.. some would say bratty, or overdramatic, or diva-like, or ditzy..

Princesses: (all look insulted)

The Bratty princess went by the name of Adam. Adam was a vision of true perfection and had a face made by angels. He was tall, leggy, and had the most luscious, soft, silky blonde hair in all the land and gorgeous hazel green eyes that always appeared guarded and full of secrets to tell, some mischievous and wild, others innocent and of wonder.

Also, his ass was fucking killer and good gawddayum..

Adam: Terrah!

Me: Sorry..

The Overdramatic princess went by the name of Gerard, they called him Gee or GeeGee for short or just because.

Gerard: Yay! I'm important!

(clears throat) Gerard was the shortest princess and also the smallest. With an adorable little face and full cherry lips and skin fair. His hair was usually a smooth black, but he'd opted to dye it fire engine red to sway the prince.. even if the others told him it'd never work.

Anyway.. the Diva-like princess had this awesome body. Toned and hard, yet curvy. His face was gorgeous and fierce, but his brown eyes were soft and kind. His attitude however, was sometimes a little catty..

Mor: (sighs) Oh, boy..

This princess had long brown hair that hung around his shoulders in gentle curls. This princess also loved slathering himself in glitter.

Mor: Dammit..

His name was John Morrison. They called him Mor.

The Ditzy princess stood huffing because the smallest one called him a ginger and he hated that and would always deny it. His name was Heath. They called Heath a ginger, you see, for his bouncy light red hair and pale skin and those hints of freckles that graced his body, even if he protested that his beautiful brown eyes decided so that he was not a ginger. (I'm sure somewhere Heath is huffing)

Gerard: You forgot to mention my eyes! According to you I guess I have no eyes!

Me: Oh, goddammit..

And yes, the overdramatic princess has these big ole beautiful hazel eyes that I would never not want him to have!

Me: Happy?

Gerard: (nibbles lip) Slightly.

Me: Ugh.

So, all 4 princess were all standing around in their best tiaras and dresses-

Adam: Dresses! Why'm I always in a dress?

Gerard: Ooh, I has a tiara! (fixes tiara on top of head & giggles)

Adam: (twitches)

Adam's dress was a lovely light blue, Heath's was dark pink, Mor's was some shiny silvery color and Gerard's was dark purple with black trimmings.

Gerard: Ha. I'm speshul.

Adam: Are not. Don't tell me we're wearing makeup too.

Me: (hisses guiltily)

Adam: (touches to face) Oh, god! I'm a painted whore!

Me: (giggles) He just quoted Jensen in SPN :P (that would be season 6's The French Mistake)

So, the prince rode into town on his motorbike.. Er, kingdom on his metal steed. The prince wore black jeans and a tank top, his hair an brilliant array of color, his beard shaved in stripes and his eyes of piercing emerald green. He was toned just right, tanned, with these full lips and a boyish innocence underlying something dangerous and dark that made the princesses stop in their tracks and drool. His name was Jeff and he was looking for a queen.

Well, the princesses fell all over themselves- well, except for one certain blonde who stood shyly in the back while the others clawed at and pushed each other aside. Jeff hid his chuckle and instead gave a heart-melting smile, considering each princess & their beauty before pushing past them to the blonde.

"Hi, my name's Jeff. Can I have yours?"

The blonde blushed, nodding. "Adam."

Jeff smiled even wider, taking the princess's hand before picking him up bridal style and carrying him off so they could talk and.. whatever.. The other princesses looked downtrodden. They hadn't even been given a chance.

"Oh, well," Said Heath, the ditzy one. "I'm just gonna go back to Adam's brother. Daddy'll take care of me. I don't need a prince nor do I need to be a princess." And with that he stalked off to find Jay.

Mor, the diva-like one, sighed. "I've had my eyes on that handsome blacksmith named Phil. I might talk to him today." And with that he trotted off.

The overdramatic one glanced around pitifully. He really had nobody. What was he going to do? He couldn't stand there all day. He was alone. Finally he sighed and took off his tiara. "Guess it's back to the town psycho..." He fingered his tiara and a smile crept up on his face in thinking of how he would be punished for running away.

Gerard tossed the tiara down, shattering it as he scampered off, back to JD's dungeon.

(The End)

It was silly & based on the muses. & in the end, they all end up w/ their men; Adam w/ Jeff naturally, Mor w/ Phil, Heath w/ Jay, & my OC Gerard Davis w/ JD- how it is in my head currently. Um, JD belongs to Rhiannamator & dwells in her head- as does Heath dwell there. Jedam muses, Mor, Gerard, Jay & Punk muses are dwell in my head. They get together & play on Twitter. (& if it wants to be followed that would be by following Terrahfry & RhiMused for all musi action- there's nothing but sex & angst anymore, lol) Also my Gerard muse usually calls her Heath a ginger, he hates that. In return Gerard gets called an emo fairy & all is well. Also, in Supernatural Season Six's The French Mistake, Dean's line was "Oh, Crap. I'm a painted whore." Or something like that.