redsandman99, aw, thank you. Flufferz, Jeff is one of my favorite things to describe. :P takers dark lover, hm, very true. Alerzcup, um, thank you.

Twitter Tail Tales;
Chapter three/ 'A Frustrated Jay'
Rated; M/ L, S (a top masturbating, first time writing particular toy)
Set-up; Jay is frustrated over a certain redhead. A trip to the sex shop is waaaay less embarrassing than actually talking to the guy..
Pairing; Implied Christian/Heath Slater, Jeff/Adam... Past Matt & Jay, Jay/Chris, Jay/Adam... all implied. Jay got around, he's such a pimp.

Jason Reso was a very frustrated man.. His ex Matt Hardy had up and disappeared like the bastard he was, Chris would no longer touch him, Adam was marrying Jeff and the little redhead named Heath he had his eyes on didn't know he existed.. Jay was frustrated.

Jay was also a man with two very large hands that Adam had so affectionately coined rubber mallets. But Jay knew that even with the size of his mitts, it did not compare to that of a juicy mouth or a nice tight ass wrapped snuggly around his cock...

So, what was Jay to do?

Well, one day he was walking down the street and spotted a sex store. He gazed up, curious. Decided to go inside. Adam always told him of all the wonderful things they had in there. So Jay decided it could not hurt to check it out. Jay browsed around. They had all kinds of sexual toys, but none that caught his eye. He didn't want a vibrator up his ass and even though they had some sex dolls of some adorable little boys, one being of a cute little black haired guy.. Jay didn't want those either.

Then something caught his eye.. the thing looked like a giant flashlight and was humorously and appropriately named 'fleshlight'. It had a nice little fleshy sleeve down inside to.. um, well.. Jay blushed and grabbed the toy, taking it to the counter, huddled as if he was doing something wrong.. He paid quietly and took the brown paper bag they put it in out the door, looking around as if someone would see him or care.

On his walk home he stopped by the place where Heath worked, peeking in through the window. His redhead was flushed and tired, his hair falling over his eyes. Jay swallowed. So many times he'd thought of just going in and talking to him to always chicken out. Today was different though. He was not taking his toy inside to meet his beloved. Instead Jay kept that sweet little image of his secret flushed beauty and headed on home.

Upon arriving he left the toy to go about doing his everyday things and awaited night. So now here he was, alone and in nothing but sleeping pants and a t-shirt as he laid in bed, eying the toy he'd took out of the package. He guessed it was of simple use.. just slide inside and fuck, right? Jay pushed his pants on down his hips some, reaching down and taking hold of his cock, stroking it some and hissing at how it hurt to touch. He was already hard so quick. Jay grabbed the lube, squirting some out onto his hand and rubbing it up and down his cock, getting it nice and slick and shuddering at how it felt in his hand.

Jay flicked his wrist, stroking harder and almost getting too lost in it. Then he remembered his new toy.. Jay swallowed, picking it up and too worked up to feel silly as he slid the sleeve down over his cock, groaning at the friction. It was tight and warm at least. He moved it slowly at first, shifting his legs apart and looking up at the white colored ceiling. He thought of Heath, that red hair and gorgeous smile, how precious he'd look on his knees and gazing up at him as those lips hugged Jay's cock, sliding up and down.

Jay groaned, working the fleshlight on his aching cock faster, up and down, up and down, thrusting up inside it. "Oh, fuck, baby.." He said to his fantasy Heath, seeing him riding his dick, arching his back and spreading his legs...

Jay shut his eyes tightly as he felt it building, he heard himself cry out as he released inside his new toy, cumming hard and careless. His eyes squinted shut and his lips parted and snarled. Jay's chest heaved, panting as he calmed down, still moving the fleshlight slowly on his dick. He swallowed and removed it, letting his arms fall to his sides before rubbing his hands across his face.. regretting it as he felt the sticky lube. He took off his t-shirt and wiped off his face, looking down at the toy.

Shit, how was he going to clean this fucking thing...?

The end.

Wrote on Twitter- cuz I told Rhi I would- around September 29, 2011. Yes, I'm slow. (sighs) I miss the days of Twitter Porn and Twitter Fics. I only have a few myself to add to here. I had two in this one night. Between that and Troubles Rhi-Vamped, it was Twitter Jail for me and having to switch to my alternate account. Ah, busy nights. Yeah, first time writing a fleshlight, just winged it tweet by tweet. It's also short because of that. The "cute little black haired guy" sex doll was more or less Gerard for myself. Look over it.